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mountaingoatsmemes · 4 years

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“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

#that's my friend's art!#the mountain goats #Deuteronomy 2:10

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mountaingoatsmemes · 4 years

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mountaingoatsmemes · 4 years

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#hi #The Mountain Goats

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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a doctorine: last man on earth is redeemable from inceldom unlike going to georgia, because it could be sung by a lesbian (me) and become a song about having feelings for a straight girl, a relatable lesbian emotion

It does become better when looked at from a gay perspective so I’ll accept this

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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What are the rawest TMG lines?

you’d get different answers from others but ones I like personally are:

“I am right here where you want meDo what you brought me out here forYou can arm me to the teethYou can’t make me go to war!” - Family Happiness

“Cause you just can’t doThings your body wasn’t meant to” - Dilaudid

“But if you think I’ll take a bullet for you, you’re dreaming” - Stars Fell on Alabama

“And I am coming home to youWith my own blood in my mouth” - Sax Rohmer #1“The ghosts that haunt your building are prepared to take on substanceAnd the dull pain that you live with isn’t getting any duller” - The Young Thousands

“I’d be grateful my children aren’t here to see thisIf you’d ever seem fit to give me children” - Baboon

“But the present I got planned for you pricksIs gonna be a little harder to fix /But the cuts that I’ll shortly begin dealing outAre gonna give you something to cry about” - High Doses #2

“Ease your thumb off the remotePlace my palms against your throatThe heat in here’s infernalAnd so’s that entry in your journal” - Houseguest“Lord send me a mechanic, if I’m not beyond repair” - Psalms 4:02

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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i understand that this debate has been over for a while but i don't understand how anyone can say that going to georgia is the most incel song like have any of y'all ever listened to the last man on earth?

it’s more just because GTG has been formally shamed by JD but you’re right, last man on earth radiates incel energy

#ask #martyr complex...I'll pass

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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I have never heard of TMG but your blog has inspired me to listen to them

I’m honoured!!!

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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hey my mom went to a mountain goats concert without me???? she texted me like "oh that one band you like is in town im gonna see them sorry you couldnt be here lmao"

this is so upsetting

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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i was just listening to estate sale sign and youtube recommended a tutorial made by a middle aged woman on how to make effective sale signs. thank u youtube.

the hero we need but don’t deserve

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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i feel bad cause I have zero cash and have to pirate jd's music or play it on youtube but one day I'm gonna support him and buy his stuff. I'm just broke and 19 and love his music.

You’re fine, especially if you don’t have the money don’t feel guilty about it!!! I spent ages just listening to his stuff on Spotify too until I bought a good few of his albums this year when I had the funds

#there ya go

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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i feel bad cause I have zero cash and have to pirate jd's music or play it on youtube but one day I'm gonna support him and buy his stuff. I'm just broke and 19 and love his music.

You’re fine, especially if you don’t have the money don’t feel guilty about it!!! I spent ages just listening to his stuff on Spotify too until I bought a good few of his albums this year when I had the funds

#ask

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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i think in 20 years there'll be a generation of gay dads who listen to the mountain goats and I can't wait to be a part of that.

Graduating from tormenting your friends by playing Tallahassee on the aux cord to an embarrassing dad who blasts TMG while dropping your kids to school every morning

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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Rereading your last posts, but imagining them to be about actual goats was entertaining. Nightcore goat screaming needs to be a thing.

Bring back that one screaming goat meme 2k18

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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I’m sure you’ve gotten asks like this before but I didn’t know the mountain goats was a band I just thought u were making memes about genuine mountain goats

OH MY GOD

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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hey just so ya know the mobile link on your bio is broke!!

thank you for telling me! I fixed it just there

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mountaingoatsmemes · 6 years

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#this joke has probably been done but anyway #the mountain goats #1k #5k

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