Ballkuma, have you heard about another version of Kurokuma who is completely evil trying to kidnap, kill, and torture your boyfriend's entire family?

"I can't tell if you're in a state of psychosis, or if this is you trying to tell me you're on crystal meth without actually using the words 'crystal meth'. Either way, I must admit, I am intrigued..." she said, her eyebrows arched in curiosity as she took a puff off her cigarillo.

Nono Monotaro hear me out, FNaF IS real. Look it up I swear its real

"Why do you want this to be real so badly? Are we not a good enough army of killer animatronic bears for ya?" Kurokuma asked incredulously, taking a puff off his cigar. "I promise you we do more than enough killing to compensate," he added, flicking some ash of his cigarette. He's referring to himself, Belle, and Shirokuma, more so than the Kubs or Motherkuma.

be nice to monodam, kid, or ima beat you with your own guitar and a wet shark!!!! >:[

"How about 'no', 'not a chance in hell', and 'what the fuck?', in that order," he replies absently, tuning the strings of his guitar and not actually paying you much mind.

sorry, ms. ball. you just look so attractive that i find it hard to believe that you could be dating kurokuma of all things.

"And just what is that supposed to mean?" she demands, starting to scowl at you for even daring to ask such a thing. The expression she wore was one of sheer disbelief.

*I sit on the floor, ready to have my balls destroyed by Ballkuma.* I have no regrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Oh, how I do love masochistic little piggies like you~..." she purrs seductively, her left eye glowing red with malice, "but... I think I'll make you squirm for it~."

So, Monodam, thoughts on Nyx, the goddess of the night?

"My favorite... She put Zeus in his place..." he mutters, a dark look crossing over his face as a shadow casts over his eyes. It seems as though the idea of one's mother being able to terrify an evil father entices him. For obvious reasons.

"Cheep"

"Excuse me?! I-I am not cheap!" Monophanie protested, beginning to fume with anger over the accusation. "So don't say that I am unless you want your insides to become your outsides!"

Who here can handle Horror movies the most?

"Believe it or not, Shirokuma... She's a lot darker than she looks," Motherkuma drew a finger through her hair, thinking to herself for a moment for something else to add before continuing, "I remember his favorite being... a movie about killer fish attacking porn stars in a lake."

Ballkuma, who gave you the human body? And did they come up with sexy lady for a massive Monokuma ball?

"Well, you see, my dear... Creator has always had a thing for voluptuous women, sure, but I don't particularly attribute it to their fetish. Rather... I like to think of it this way: a large breast is the shape of a ball, as is a large bum," she explains, giggling in a sultry manner as she winked. "Although I do appreciate the compliment, dearie~."

Hey monosuke, can I have a hug? I will pay you

"Fifty bucks," he simply demanded, a devious smirk spreading across his lips. Like father, like son, as they say.

Monodam, if you could become a god, what kind of god would you become?

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Hey Ballkuma, what are your thoughts on the Warriors of hope? Were there any members that you sort of liked?

"Well, Monaca, of course. But I assume this question excludes Monaca, and you refer to the Warriors who were true to their cause..." she mutters under her breath, closing her eyes to think for a moment. "I would have to say... Nagisa is my favorite. He had a shocking amount of maturity, and the desire to be both a child and an adult, all at the same time..."

"It's what made him so easy to break..." she lets out a deranged giggle, her eyes wide with despairful malice.

"I'm convinced that anybody who watches content like this reeks of virginity, Doritos, and Mountain Dew." Did... Did she just call us all neckbeards...? Well, I hope you all like being degraded! :'D

Behold, an video from the early days of the internet. or at least youtube.

Behold, an video from the early days of the internet. or at least youtube.

*hands Monosuke a platypus*

Don't ask, just take it :D

"A-Ah?" He stares down at the animal in his hands with an expression of both amazement and surprise. "Ah... um... Thank... you...?"

Who here likes Kim Possible? The show, not the live action film.

"There was a live-action movie?" Monophanie asks curiously, as though the very idea of it was ludicrous to her. "I mean, I've seen a few episodes of the show, but a live-action movie? News to me."

So Ball, Kuro, what are your nights like together?

"Oh, darling, there's no need to be shy~... Let's see... We're both switches, my dear, although I may occasionally be the bottom in the bedroom, that doesn't mean I'm not the dom of this relationship~... Whips, handcuffs, and gags are very much involved~..." she purred, giving a seductive wink as Kurokuma blushed and stuttered profusely.

"U-Um... That's private, don't you think?" Kurokuma stutters. As much as he can pretend to be tough and big, at the end of the day, it appears Ball pulls the strings.