Aim lower.

Flop.

Come with me, never look back.

Bliss is when you see rubbery animatronics and immediately think of them as your children.

me seeing a tall clear vase with baby's breath cuttings sitting next to a cappuccino dusted with a layer of cocoa in the shape of a little cat and a penguin classics edition of mary shelley's frankenstein: aha dark academia coded....... someone's novelpilled

I'm building up quite the library of "me with large novelty egg" images.

Greetings from the egg.

Greetings from the egg.

Surely bongos are the answer.

I'm already living in the cyber future btw. I use an electric toothbrush.

Affirmations.

The only solution.

I have seen the lord of hell and he looks just like this:

Drawing in mspaint with a mouse as a child gave me immense fortitude and strength. One of the devil's biggest temptations and trials.

Drawing in mspaint with a mouse as a child gave me immense fortitude and strength. One of the devil's biggest temptations and trials.

My true soulmate.

As an English person it is in my blood to crave thievery and maintain the vigilance of a sick but observant weasel at all times. But for a moment I glimpsed peace.

Thinking about how shocking it was for me to see people in Tokyo leave their stuff in their bike baskets while they went into a shop, or leave their phones on tables in crowded restaurants, just the complete understanding that this is fine and no one will take it. Meanwhile if my bag isn't within my eyesight at all times I will have 6 stress dreams in a row. Once on a train from London to Glasgow I left a bottle of something at my seat and came back to find a man lifting it up as I came back through the carriage door. I said "nice try" and he just crawled sheepishly back to his seat.

Thinking about how shocking it was for me to see people in Tokyo leave their stuff in their bike baskets while they went into a shop, or leave their phones on tables in crowded restaurants, just the complete understanding that this is fine and no one will take it. Meanwhile if my bag isn't within my eyesight at all times I will have 6 stress dreams in a row. Once on a train from London to Glasgow I left a bottle of something at my seat and came back to find a man lifting it up as I came back through the carriage door. I said "nice try" and he just crawled sheepishly back to his seat.

A drawing of the wonderful coton_crayon.