I love that Good Omens has these two doofus being completely put upon yet completely smitten about one another, like theyâre both VERY. AWARE. of the otherâs many faults and at the same time completely blind to them
like in Aziraphaleâs eyes, Crowleyâs the smoothest motherfucker that has lived on this planet, just look at him being smugly superior in that bathtub of holy water, just, âi am crowley, i am just slickâ Crowley has never looked smoother than when heâs not himself
and to Crowley Aziraphaleâs simply this super brave, cool-as-a-cucumber, doesnât-flinch-at-the-threat-of-violence, looks-adversity-in-the-face-and-doesnât-back-down, willing-to-stand-up-alone-against-the-Host utter BADASS
and I canât help but picture Aziraphale happily chatting with Anathema and just, he canât help it, itâs just second nature to him, to speak so highly of Crowleyâs intelligence and cunning, and Anathema just looks at the gangly red-haired dude being harassed by and screaming obscenities at a smol Dog in her yard and go wtf this motherfucker???
and Crowley while heâd be plenty more discreet about it would let it slip during a conversation that Aziraphaleâs made of stern stuff, unflappable I tell you, the guy gave away his sword and then fucking lied to God about it, can you believe it??? meanwhile Aziraphaleâs flailing and failing at the most basic magic tricks before Adamâs very (compassionate) eyes and Anathema feels like she needs a drink
and i live for this âbeauty competence is in the eye of the beholderâ thing
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The Great Kevin Day Pregnancy Scare of 2009. Too much post-game sex plus not enough contraceptive equal the Foxes game bus having to detour on their trip home in order for Kevin to buy Plan B. Embarrassment for the ages and Wymack canât look Kevin, Andrew, or Neil in the eyes for months.
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is there anybody who got over aftg?? like, ever??? moved on???
anybody???
CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO UNDO THE CURSE YA'LL IT'S BEEN YEARS
it's just like it's not an obsession anymore it's just in my veins. like a complete normal part of my life. like my leg or something. it's just there i am not even doing anything. it's just growing up with me
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God I wish more fics would include Andrewâs weird ass eating habits.
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I think riko dying was such a grand and great metaphorical way to end the series because
"all for the game"
Kevin implies that his and Rikos titles are related to chess
In chess, the game cannot end until the king is killed.
And that's exactly how the books end.
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why does nora exist to hurt our feelings.
In case youâve missed it. Bombs Nora has dropped on AFTG Twitter in the last 48 hours:
- Katelynâs last name is Mackenzie (and her role is being Aaronâs queen)
- Marissaâs last name is Baker and she used to be a Fox striker (how did this not come up before??)
- she has 1,584 files (84 folders) just filled with details about the characters and the plot of aftg (and she wonât let us see đ)
- she said she didnât give exact descriptions of the upperclassmen because they were meant to be mere personalities and the backbone of the fox line (however she did say she adores black Dan & Matt)
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I love how aftg artists draw Neil with various shades of skin colour and he still always looks like Neil, but then we all agree that Andrew is forever fucking translucent. Like- he stands two seconds under the naked sun and he turns into a lobster with armbands
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btw. merlin suffered loss where arthur suffered betrayal. will, freya, balinor, lancelot/morgana, agravaine, uther, gwen. âyou were deceived. it could happen to anyoneâ â âand yet it keeps happening to me.â like grief grown on different branches or something. then ultimately of course they do it to each other donât they? all in the last episode. except the difference between them and the others is they didnt really. merlin wasnt truly disloyal and arthur isnt truly dead. theyâre each others exception. two sides of the same coin blah blah. am i making sense? is anyone listening?
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nora sakavic really went from âone: the number of drafts in which jean does not commit suicideâ to âthis time i said no, you have to live, and i never asked him if he actually wanted toâ and expected me to be normal about it huh?
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Aaron has been trying to get Andrew to stop smoking for years and years to no avail. He complains about it every time he talks to Andrew. If they are around each other, Aaron always comments on how Andrew smells like smoke; he's smoking too much, and the house will have smoke damage even though Andrew never smokes inside. If they are Facetiming and Andrew lights a cigarette, Aaron hangs up. It's a whole thing. Aaron tries everything to get him to stop. He even got Neil to agree to help get Andrew to at least cut back. Nothing works.
Until Aaron calls Andrew and tells him that Katelyn is pregnant, Andrew throws his brand new pack in the trash immediately after they hang up, picks up a pack of gum, and starts sucking on lollipops so frequently Neils thinks Andrews tongue will forever be blue.
By the time the Twins were born, Andrew has not smoked a single cigarette in almost six months. Three weeks after the girls are born, Andrew shows up on his brother's front porch. Aaron doesn't even get to say hello before Andrew pushes past him, the slightest bounce in his step.
âI haven't had a single smoke in six months. Give me a baby.â
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The foxes are maybe the most interesting iteration of the found family trope I've ever seen. They love each other. They hate each other. They spend half their time fighting. They literally hide behind each other when threatened. They call each other slurs. They're all gay and date each other. They're mentally ill and traumatised. They're so problematic it's ridiculous. Canonically three of them are murderers. They have a massive sleepover where they all snuggle together .Some of them have about two lines of dialogue together. What the fuck
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I keep thinking about the Foxes taking a camping trip and learning that they can never take Neil Josten into the woods. He will 100% regress into a survivalist and Andrew is no help because watching Neil make his own tools to chop down a tree is not something Andrew Minyard is going to stop. Not when he can watch.
âYou still donât know how to sort your wash properly but youâve domesticated a turkey.â - Allison Probably.
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PLACE YOUR BETS NOW PEOPLE !!!!
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So, I was thinking about how Andrew was in the car with Tilda when he wrecked it and how he could have gotten hurt and I justâ Can you imagine if Andrew went deaf in one ear or something?
Like, he for sure wouldn't say anything about it. Aaron hates his guts, and he barely knows Nicky. Why would he bother telling either of them? He probably figures it could be temporary at first, but when he starts to think it might be permanent, he still says nothing about it. It's not like they would care, right?
So he would say nothing. People just think he's this asshole that ignores people (and, sure, sometimes he is ignoring them because people be fucking annoying) but half the time he just legitimately doesn't hear them. None of the Foxes notice. The staff don't either, since Andrew always keeps his hearing ear towards them. It causes issues, sure, but it's not like anyone would be able to fix it, so Andrew still stays quiet. But Neil figures it out.
It takes him a while, but he eventually notices that Andrew always sits on a certain side or has to turn to face Neil when he hasn't quite managed to pick up what he said. He starts watching and realises that he does it with the others too, and he's much more likely to completely ignore someone speaking to his left.
One day, when the monsters are hanging out, Neil finally decides to ask:
Neil decided to speak up during a lull in a conversation that Andrew was totally zoned out of. "Drew?"
"Hmm?" It's subtle, but Andrew definitely turned his right side slightly more towards Neil.
"Can you not hear out of your left ear?" Neil asked, and Andrew just blinked at him for a moment.
"Neil, what are you talking about?" Kevin shot him a confused look.
"I'm deaf in my left ear." Andrew said to answer them both.
"What??" Nicky looked startled. "Since when?"
Andrew considered that for a moment. "Since about a week before we met."
"Hold up," Aaron held up a hand. "Are you telling us you have been deaf in one ear since the crash?"
"Yes."
"And you didn't think to maybe say something about it?!"
Andrew shrugged. "I didn't think you would care." It wasn't a jab, it was just the truth.
"Andrewâ" Nicky splittered a little. "Of course we care!"
"Telling you doesn't really make a difference." Andrew said, glossing over his own surprise at how much his family seemed to genuinely care about him. "The hearing loss doesn't just go away because you know about it."
"No," Neil agreed. "But there are things we can do to help."
And they do. They all make small adjustments, simple things that make Andrew's life easier. He and Neil even learn ASL together. It increases the amount Andrew calls them all annoying ten-fold, but he secretly appreciates it.
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that one scene in tkm iykyk
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something about andrew hooking his fingers in neil's shirt collar
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