has anybody else noticed music

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

first tweet is felt deeply by me everyday. retweet with comment under big ship - brian eno is going to make me fall to my knees

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

Green Arrow (1988) #8

the hider

its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨

heyyyyyy ao3 reader here, any idea when you might upload the last chapters of Fervor and Finality? i’ve become dependent on seeing the outcome having read what’s up of the series like 7 times now. and if you don’t plan on writing or uploading the ending, can i A: know how it was originally going to end or B: Write an ending for it myself?

hello silversylvie, fully finished story drops somewhen in june. if i am a Bad Author and Have Not Uploaded Jack Shit on june 30th feel free to take it and fucking run with it

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

fav customer is old gay man who’s lived in boystown since the 70s. he was talking abt how he used to be basically a skinny twink who killed at clubs. i said “must be tough to be gorgeous” and he said “well i was gorgeous!” and i said “no you still are!!” and he said “oh please. when i come out of the shower and see myself in the mirror i sit shiva”

The prompt was ‘detention.’

i just adore him