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moonyskyallthetime · 2 days
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Haze: So, did anyone know, what happened?
AlmonDisco: And where we are?
Shyny: Give me a moment and I'll know everything. (And he disappeared in the shadows)
Mistoffelees: I... Somehow my magic didn't work as it should and... It's my fault! I'm sorry!
Munkustrap: Misto, calm down, please! It's not your fault.
Rum Tum Tugger: He's right... It's not your fault. It's... Mine.
Munkustrap: What? How! You didn't do anything wrong!
Rum Tum Tugger: I... I thought it was Mac who was supposed to bring us on place and... When he asked for a focus from the place we wanted to go, I just took the first thing from a junkyard...
Macavity, furious, caught by Munku in a last moment: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Munkustrap: Mac, stop it right now! It's not time!
Oranglow, trying to lift morale and calm down them: At last we are safe for now and Shyny will be back in a moment with more info.
HoneyTrap, to Tugger: Dad?!?! How could you?
Rum Tum Tugger: What? I thought... OK, I wanted to disturb his magic. I thought it would be fun! I wanted to see his face.
Mistoffelees: Oh, cupcake... Don't do that ever again! It is so dangerous!
Shyny, appearing: We are in a chest on some big ship... the ocean, probably.
Mistoffelees: Not bad. Mac, do you think you can teleport us home, with my not so big help, I'm drained, I'm sorry...
Macavity, snarling: Of course I can! But I need something from the junkyard.
Haze: Thank Cat, I'm like a vampire and I always have something from home with me...
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moonyskyallthetime · 2 days
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Mungojerrie: Yay! We are pirates!
Rum Tum Tugger: The real one! We found a treasure!
Skimbleshanks, chuckling: Yes, loves, you did.
Mungojerrie: Where did you get that map?
Munkustrap: Oh... I... found it in an old shop and a... parrot said, it was a treasure map!
Rum Tum Tugger: So, how do we open that chest?
Munkustrap: It was with a map! Here, darlings!
Macavity, to Munku, when Tugger and Jerrie start opening the chest and taking out treasures: Hm, a "parrot"?
Munkustrap, rolling his eyes: What? I should tell them we made that treasure, burrowed it two weeks ago and I drew that map?
Skimbleshanks, smiling: No, no! I just think that parrot was a really nice touch.
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moonyskyallthetime · 2 days
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Rum Tum Tugger: Hi, love! Um... What are you doing?
Munkustrap: Scribbling ideas for toast at Alonzo's wedding, why?
Rum Tum Tugger: Can you...? What? Toasts should be spontaneous, crazy and wild, not polite, prepared earlier boring notes. It should go from the heart not the head!
Munkustrap: ... I just want to be ready for everything...
Rum Tum Tugger: Only because you have no idea how to be spontaneous.
Munkustrap, riled now: Oh? So you see! I can be spontaneous if I want!
Rum Tum Tugger: Good. So leave it and go with me!
Munkustrap: ... Yes. Yes, I'll go with you. Right now. For a spontaneous date!
Rum Tum Tugger: Oh? You want to go on a date... OK. Let's go, why not.
He wanted help with his gift for Alonzo, but if Munku said a date, all by himself, Tugger wasn't crazy enough to say "no" to that.
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moonyskyallthetime · 5 days
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HoneyTrap: OK, everyone... Ekhm! Can I get your attention...? Oh, for Cat's sake! You asked for this. LOOK FUCKERS, MICE!!!! So, now you are looking at me? Great, I wanted to make a toast for our dear friends...
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moonyskyallthetime · 5 days
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Rum Tum Tugger, drunk: So, why are we drinking?
Bombalurina, wasted: Your kits were born?
Rum Tum Tugger: A... a few years ago? Your engagement?
Bombalurina: If anything it's a wedding...
Rum Tum Tugger: I know! I know! For Jemima!
Bombalurina: Why Jemima?
Rum Tum Tugger: Why not? We can drink for everyone!
Bombalurina: Purrrfect idea...
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moonyskyallthetime · 5 days
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Munkustrap: Do you want something to drink, love?
Rum Tum Tugger: No!!!
Munkustrap, a little puzzled: Um... Why?
Rum Tum Tugger: I know you! You make me choose what I want and you know that isn't easy for me and you'll be upset you can't give me something and I'll be upset because I upset you and...
Munkustrap, with a sweet smile: Calm down, love. I learned. I have two identical sodas, so you don't have to choose, the only thing is do you want that or not?
Rum Tum Tugger: I love you! But, no, I don't want it, thanks.
Munkustrap shrugs and puts down a bottle close to Tugger. He really learnt and he knew, maine coon will drink that in some time, he just needs to want that himself...
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moonyskyallthetime · 10 days
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WARNING!!! ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!
Oranglow: OK, I don't understand that. Can you explain it one more time, especially for an idiot like me?
HoneyTrap: OK, darling, listen. Now, we take our phones, walk to three different rooms and we start a call...
Haze: ... and we're saying things we want to do to each other, how much we love each other, and we masturbate, listening to the others.
Oranglow: But... We are here. Right now. We could just have sex. Together. In the bedroom.
HoneyTrap: Darling...
Haze: Wait! Stop, Honey, I know, how to do that!Oranglow, listen! It's a... test. We want to check if we could do that when we really will be apart and how we like it... If we like it.
Oranglow: Oooohhhh... OK, now it makes sense... Thank you.
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moonyskyallthetime · 10 days
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Mungojerrie: Do you know where my phone is?
Munkustrap: In a dr...
Mistoffelees: I saw it on the roof!
Macavity: I threw it away, when it started ringing under my pillow!
Rum Tum Tugger: I changed your photo and put it somewhere...
Mungojerrie, jumping out of the window: Right, thanks guys, later! Wish me luck, maybe I'll find it!
Munkustrap: ...awer in my desk.
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moonyskyallthetime · 10 days
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Munkustrap: Tugger, I can give you scissors if you want.
Rum Tum Tugger: Nope! With a knife I look extra cool!
Munkustrap: I hope you like white colour.
Rum Tum Tugger: What?
Munkustrap, shrugging: It's the only bandage I have if you would need to dress some cuts...
Rum Tum Tugger: Don't worry! I have a black one!
Munkustrap, with a sigh: Good to know you are prepared...
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moonyskyallthetime · 11 days
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Munkustrap: Jerrie, dear, what are you doing with that knife!
Mungojerrie, stop running with a knife in his teeth: Nuhinh, luff.
Munkustrap: Perfect! So I'm sure you can put that down and join me outside on our favourite sunny spot! We could sit and eat, maybe?
Mungojerrie, spitting knife: Sure, luv. And I thought you wanted to reprimand me!
Munkustrap: How I could reprimand you if I have no idea what you were doing? And NO, I don't want to know, because if you tell me, I probably had to say something about that and I don't want to worry more than I'm already worrying about everything around.
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moonyskyallthetime · 11 days
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Haze and HoneyTrap were thinking, what they could give Oranglow for his name day... Or rather on a day they decided it is now his name day, because Oranglow is a cat without second name.
Munkustrap: Maybe a knife? He likes practical things, and I'm sure a solid knife would be in his taste.
Haze: The idea is good, but he has a knife like that!
Macavity: I can steal it, if you want.
Haze: Dad, no.
HoneyTrap: If you want, you can steal that awful sleeping bag he has!
Haze: And we can give him a new one! Cool!
Macavity: So, I'm going, later.
Haze: Thanks dad! Later.
HoneyTrap: Thanks!
Munkustrap is looking at them and just doesn't believe in what he was seeing...
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moonyskyallthetime · 11 days
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Munkustrap: Are you... No, you don't smoke, are you...
Rum Tum Tugger, in a whole cowboy costume, proudly: I have a butt of cigarette as a part of that. What do you think?
Munkustrap: I wanted to kiss you, but I'm sure you have that terrible smell on your lips, so I pass. Later, love!
Rum Tum Tugger, running to the bathroom: What? No, stop! Don't go anywhere, I'll wash my mouth right now! STAY. HERE!
Munkustrap laughed but stayed. He never said he doesn't want that kiss really bad.
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moonyskyallthetime · 12 days
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Skimbleshanks, stern voice: Can you tell me what you think you're doing?
Rumpleteazer: We are throwing away cigarettes, uncle.
Mungojerrie: They were terrible. You can believe us, you never catch up with them again...
Skimbleshanks: I hope! Because next time I tell your mother about that.
Mungojerrie: And then even death won't help us avoid her rage...
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moonyskyallthetime · 12 days
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Alonzo: What is that... Are you wet? And it's you... What is that smell?
Munkustrap, trying not to dripping too much on the floor: Jenny made some remedies from old cigarettes on aphids in her garden... And Jerrie and Teazer were running around and pushed the big bucket on me...
Alonzo: So, you are antiaphidic now?
Munkustrap: As we can see. Probably I'm anti anything, this odour is terrible!
Alonzo, making for him a way to the bathroom: Don't worry, I still love you, I just stay away from you for some time...
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moonyskyallthetime · 12 days
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Rum Tum Tugger: Munku, help!
Munkustrap, worried: What happened, darling?
Rum Tum Tugger: Well, I had some discussion with a swan and...
Munkustrap: You what? I was away for five minutes, leaving you hunting for a fish in a river and oh my Cat, your leg! You are bleeding!
Rum Tum Tugger: But it had such beautiful feathers and I thought I could show you my love with it and I stepped on something sharp and well...
Munkustrap, helping him walk already and sitting him on their blanket: Stay here, I take care of that, love.
Rum Tum Tugger: But you love me more because I wanted to be such a romantic?
Munkustrap, not amused: I would love you more if I didn't need to dress your wound! You know, a walk and a kiss would be romantic enough.
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moonyskyallthetime · 14 days
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SpicyJuice: Oh, so you think you won? You think something so trivial and I succumb to a loss? Oh no, no way! I'm a fighter! I'm powerful...
Amberlina: Are you talking with a river?
SpicyJuice: No, I'm not talking with it, I'm talking to it! There is no way I don't swim to the other bank! I know I can do that, I just need a little more practice!
Amberlina: OK, that's enough for today. I'm taking you home, sis and not a word.
SpicyJuice: Later, fiend! You'll see, I'll defeat you sooner or later...
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moonyskyallthetime · 14 days
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Alonzo: And that's it! We can't swim to the other side and that bridge is useless!
Macavity: We can just... (he used his magic and teleported them to the other side) ... do that.
Alonzo: Now you're just showing off!
Macavity: Is that working? Are you impressed?
Alonzo, blushed: ... Yes...
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