Ive thought of this for like days now, deers grow their antlers by shedding it every winter. Kain has one single antler for reasons that i will not tell (too sleepy)
Obviously, after meeting his favorite humans at the age of 11 he gotta hand them his collection of antlers!! So now Varian has this shoe box, hidden under his bed, that has like more than 10 antlers of different sizes. He doesnt know what to do with them, and hanging up a literal fallen part of your friend feels seriously wrong so... now its just... there. Sometimes Ruddiger dragged them out and chewed on the softer ones
This blog is dead for a week already and i just started to work on a project only for my crusty dusty phone to literally stop working half way through i am going to actually
I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it ‼️‼️‼️‼️
If you are still open for requests, could you draw Varian lifting Maximus with one hand like Pippi Longstockings? The idea has some merit. 🥰
I have learned my lesson and no longer take requests because if i do i think one part of the fandom will hang me on a tree like a piñata in an outdoor party and beat me with metal pipes
Do you want to be on the side of the retarded tall buff varian fucknuggets or the real Varian?
You have to decide if you want to be in the fandom.
That is a slur and an attempt at gatekeeping, as if im not in the tangled side of the internet since 2019-2020. At this point i think youre just messing with me
Just to inform, just as much as there are people want Varian to be tall and strong, there are just as many people who want Varian short, weak and frail for weird reasons.
There are people who want Varian to be a stereotypical uke, weak, small, dumbed down, a damsel in distress who submits to stronger, powerful men.
Those people hate it when Varian is depicted as anything but a feeble, crying, perpetual childlike bottom.
Eh, they can hate it however they want but they better stay on their side of the wall and i will stay on mine
What can i say... iiiii could not care less... They like their stuff, just not my cup of tea so i drank coffee instead🤷♀️ but there is also water, the water is named "Varian of Old Corona is not real, he can be literally anything because we unfortunately cannot control the internet", lets drink that every once in a while everyone
Seriously, I don't get why some people get so invested and aggressive.
Seriously, I think it's fun when Varian has the Pippi Longstocking strength to lift Max with a hand.
Why is that so bad? Just because some weirdos? In that case every headcanon has to be canceled, since everything attracts someone strange.
Last angry anon looked at me as if i was the tall varian mf that harassed people or something oh my god. I just find the headcanon varian grew up to be tall fun because that's what happened to me!! I was itty bitty and now I'm big! I lift 500ml water boxes and help open jars and bottles for my friends!! (But at the same time i am stupid so my friends called me a husky dog :( )
So imagine my surprise when i found out. Falling to my hands and knees and cries as my cat watches me in pure confusion
just wanna say you seem like a really cool person and i really like your art and im sorry for all the anon discourse thats come your way :(
im really glad you dont seem to be taking it too personally and that you arent picking sides without being properly informed first
i hope you have a lovely day :3
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Hi nice anon thank you I'm rlly rlly grateful and i get overly happy when people like my things pls don't mind me giggling and kicking my feet in the corner
And don't worry, these guys will get bored and leave eventually, every attempt at harassing me after this ask will be replied with a funny picture attached, I have more than 300 in my gallery
Wait, so you just genuinely like that hcs about Varian being tall and strong?
WTH.
I'm pretty casual about this headcanon stuff, It doesnt matter much to me. BUT if you genuinely believe that I like it because I got some sick fantasy like the weird anons or something then let me explain because it's actually like really funny oh my god
Just for your knowledge you're supporting a homophobic and sexist creep who believes in the tall strong manly man bullshit.
THAT, is bad, really bad, i am not gonna lie.
Anon, i am not defending nor supporting any actions here, I have never said that. You're putting words into my mouth. I was asked for a request, I didn't know anything about anyone here but agreed since the idea seems innocent enough, just the gang carrying eachother! I draw, I sent, and gave permission to repost. That is it. I didn't know.
(Do not put words into my mouth and assume that im homophobic or any kind of disgusting stuff, proships scares me, big agegaps scares me, sexism scares me, and any kind of homophobes scares me)
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