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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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{The dutch lop snorted, “He’s lucky it’s me and not one of them dealing with him now.” Turning away from the button she began to wash her face, awaiting for their Monsieur.}

[A minute later he returned from his first chase. The first catch’s sister gave the impression of being uninterested playing any longer, but he knew from experience this was highly unlikely. Preparing himself for another chase, all it took was a deep breath to send the cream colored bunny bolting away again.]

@thatonefrenchkitty

“Dom kat use your head.”

{“Stay in the house, you dom! If you go too far you’ll only anger vader! I won’t be playing nice with you anymore after this, it’s obvious that you’re not worth the time if you just ignore everything I say!” Her foot thumped the ground in annoyance. “I’ll say it once more, WATCH AND LEARN.”}

#monsieur stupidite #*annoyed rabbit noises*#dom kat #le chatton #mimi pancake le chatton please #why me #here we go again #fucK I STUBBED MY TOE AGAIN #i think it’s bleeding #i’m wearing white socks #yep it’s bleeding #damnit i really liked these ones too #[[oh you think pancake is bad? wait until you meet the rest of the family #[[compared to some of them pancake is being extremely patient with him

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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@thatonefrenchkitty

“Dom kat use your head.”

{“Stay in the house, you dom! If you go too far you’ll only anger vader! I won’t be playing nice with you anymore after this, it’s obvious that you’re not worth the time if you just ignore everything I say!” Her foot thumped the ground in annoyance. “I’ll say it once more, WATCH AND LEARN.”}

#monsieur stupidite #le chatton #dom kat #*annoyed rabbit noises*#jesus fuck how did you manage on your own?

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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*dramaticlly sighs* I guess you’re not interested in the pair I got for you AND Elise. It’s too bad, I got the cutest pair for her too... *slowly skeets out of room*

*slams open door rolling into the room with a fresh new pair of light up heelies* … *waits for you to say something*

[Mori doesn’t bat an eyelash. ]

#monsieur stupidite #mori senpai #too bad theyre really cute #they light up like mine too #big sad #*fake crying*

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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{She snorted at the question, “sometimes I wonder how you were able to survive on the streets for so long.”}

[A loud victory ‘ah-ha’ was heard above, signaling their monsieur would be coming for then soon.]

“Sounds like zus Mimi has been caught.”

{“There is still much for you to learn, klein broer. Watch the way your ouder broers en zussen handle our dierbaar monsieur and you will learn much from us.” hopping back to the button confiscated by her, gave her feline younger brother a hint. “Vader said we wouldn’t get treats if we hid the stolen goods. Look for the loopholes.”}

zus: sister

klein broer: younger/little brother

ouder broers en zussen: older siblings

dierbaar: dear, beloved

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

#monsieur stupidite #the bunny sisters are holland lops therefore they know dutch #watch and learn from your elders kid #le chatton #mimi and pancake #mimi pancake le chatton please #if sir were here it’d be even more chaotic #lady would probably just watch #all i wanted was to finish the project do some baking & have a nice soak #but no #fate said fuck you now go deal with your rowdy fam #smh #at least nothings broken #(yet)#[[buT tHE SciSsoRS aRe sHInY #[[i love it

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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“Does he ever think about something other than food?”

[Thought the creme colored lop as she dropped down to all fours swiftly hopping over to the large cat before he could follow their monsieur and sister.]

{“Meneer Chatton!” she headbutted his back leg “Get your mind out of your stomach and think about what Vader actually said, dom kat!”}

rough dutch translation:

maneer: mister

vader: father

dom kat: foolish kat

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

#monsieur stupidite #le chatton #mimi pancake le chatton please #the bunny sisters are holland lops therefore they know dutch #[[yes i used google translate #*loud crash heard above*#motheRFUCKER-#fam gettin annoyed w le chattons food obsession #oh thank the skys above nothing broke

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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[Noticing his sewing scissors and the 2 buttons he was going to use weren’t where he’d placed them, Monsieur fumbles around the supplies on the table looking for them. Confused, he stands up to see if he’d accidentally pushed them onto the floor when he hears a soft crunching noises. Turning slowly, Monsieur finds that 3 thieves have taken the missing items.]

One on the self, another next to the couch, the last on the stairs.

[Making brief eye contact with each thief Monsieur tenses his muscles, the 3 doing the same in turn.]

Girls. Le Chatton. Please-

[As if on cue, all 3 of the furry critters bolted. Not missing a heartbeat he goes for Mimi first. The black floppy white eared bunny might be the smallest of the 3 but she was also the cleverest. She’d use her small size to hide herself and it could take hours for him to find the button if he didn’t catch her first. She’d hide it then herself.]

MIMI VON STUPIDITE GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT BACK HERE.

*as he chases her up stairs, he yells over his shoulder* LE CHATTON, PANCAKE IF YOU TRY TO HIDE THOSE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY TREATS TONIGHT OR TOMORROW.

[Coming out from under the couch, Pancake looks up at her brother from another mother. Dropping her button she stands on her hide legs trying to get his attention.]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

#monsieur stupidite #le chatton #the girls #goddamnit #why me #get ur furry ass back here #i need to finish it #are you kidding me #mimi pancake le chatton please-#*runs into corner*#fUCK

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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*knocks*Hello miss Gin*bows handing over wrapped box* I bring cupcakes of many flavors and tea bags made from leaves in my garden for you to brew in hopes of brightening your day a bit.*kneels taking hand. presses it gently against forehead mumbling something before standing*its a cultural custom to wish happiness for those you’ve had fun with. this is 1 way to do so. I best be off now. I’ll be praying for you to have better days soon. *offers smile before walking away*

Thank you!

*smiles back*

Goodbye!

#[[lol dont worry about it #monsieur stupidite #this lovely lady deserves better #i hope she enjoys the treats #haHA!#im am here #to offer support #lowkey wanna pay that young man a visit #and give him a good slap

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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[Monsieur gently pushes the cat away with his leg, telling him to be patient and wait until he’s finished. Setting down the last of the required materials on the dining table, he takes a seat and begins crafting.]

It really is a shame I didn’t have any red ribbon but pink is close enough. Though maybe I should wait I need to run to the store anyway... *continues mumbling to himself*

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

#monsieur stupidite #le chatton #hehehe~#*pats self on the back*#im so clever~#i may be stupid #but even i have my moments #still gotta pick up lady #le chatton girls please youll get my attention once im done #where are my tiny sewing scissors?#the buttons are gone too...#*looks around*#locks eyes with cat and bunnies #*bolts upright*

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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hm? *looks down* How may I assit you?~

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

#monsieur stupidite #le chatton #what can i do for you?~#hehehe~#*is plotting*

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*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

#monsieur stupidite #hehehe~#>:3 #le chatton #family: *concerned*#he hasnt noticed yet #oh no #?#where the fuck did i put the ribbons #oh there they are #dangit im out of red #pink it is i guess #i feel like im forgetting something…#*thinking*#fUCK I NEVER WENT BACK TO TAKE LADY HOME

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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I have made a discovery. I have already purchased a few pairs since there’s a sale. Fufufu I will definitely enjoy these~

#monsieur stupidite #>:3 #fufufu what could it be?~

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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*crashes through window* haHA! *stands up covered in cutes and glass. brushes off clothes before pulling out a covered plate filled with freshly baked cornbread and 24 pack of coca cola from hat* thought i’d pop in just to remind you to talk with your lover before making any rash decisions and that no matter what happens you are strong and an excellent friend! don’t hesitate to call if you ever are in need a pal! ta-ta~ *rewinds like a recorded video, leaving through and repairing the window, the THX theme playing from unknown source*

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[Eats cornbread, trying to figure out how he’s going to be able to afford to fix that window.]

#haHA!#monsieur stupidite #here to improve moods!#missouri illinois pals #wait a minute *squints*#*sees:*#mister stupid #*offended gasp*#*realizes it’s basically the same as name*#well i cant really say somethin’#i’d be a hypocrite then #i wonder how his little friends are doing #[[im late but better now than never right

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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*slides out of food pantry* haHA! *spins before striking dramatic pose doing anime glasses thing* Tis I, Monsieur StupidE, here to make my first appearance before a member of the legendary Hunting Dogs! *bows deeply* First and foremost, I thank you for the sacrifices you’ve made to protect the people of this country. It is an honor to meet someone with a job such as this. Secondly, I see you desire to have a Samoyed dog for a family member. You are in luck good sir! For that can be arranged. *takes off hat to reveal a cloud puppy in it*

I found this little lady a few weeks ago next to her late mother. She was hit by a vehicle it seems. Though still young she’s a very smart lass, already trained to sit, lay down, and roll over. She’d be a lovely family member for you I think, take good care of her sir! I best be off now, ta-ta~ *salutes before stepping back into pantry only to poke head back out a minute later* Your bagels are expired by the way.

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[He gasped]

A cloud

[Rushing to her, he hesitated before dropping to his knees and cautiously holding out his arms. To his surprise, she almost immediately barked and ran into his arms. Tears sparkled in the corners of his eyes while she licked his face.]

Thank you for the cloud..

[Enlightened, he pet her with a dazed smile on his lips.]

Cloud…

#haHA!#monsieur stupidite #another entrance made #she is in good hands #thats good~#i wonder what name will be chosen #ive a feeling it will be could~#[[i will riot if its not #[[also that reaction #[[it was so cute i squealed a bit lol

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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Meow? *he doesn't know what kind of 'screaming' to expect; the screeches of alley cats fighting each other and some louder noises came to mind* *he did not mind those noises, he had become used to them long ago* *noticing his monsieur's slight discomfort, he nudged his hand gently, hoping to reassure him* ~ Le Chatton

Thank you, my furry friend.

#monsieur stupidite #le chatton #thanks kitty #*cries cuz good kitty*#hahaha...#*knocking*#oh dear #its time

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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*waking up from his nap in the clover patch outside, he yawns and stretches, planning on simply wandering around today* *he notices a door open and he goes to investigate* *going through the back door, he spies his monsieur, bleeding out of various crevices per usual* *he hops onto the couch, waiting to see what his monsieur would do about it this time* ~ Le Chatton

[Monsieur is on his phone waiting his doctor friend to pick up.]

haHA! ‘Tis been a-

[He’s cut as his friend starts yelling at him for calling while they were asleep. Being used to this Monsieur let the doctor scream for a good 5 minutes without a word, holding the phone away from his ear and smiling while he waited.]

I have multiple cuts with glass in them.

[Monsieur’s face paled at whatever his friend said before hanging up. Spotting le Chatton, he waved him over. Kneeling down giving his feline friend’s chin a scratch, he told him how his treatment would go. His voice was slightly shaky but dead serious.]

This is the first time you’ll be around while I’m getting treated. Don’t be alarmed by any... sounds made unless the rest of the family is. They’re used to it and know when they should be concerned.

#le chatton #monsieur stupidite #to the doctor yay #*chuckles* im in danger #*war flashbacks intensify*#at least its free #wait wheres lady #oh fuck i haven't went back to pick her up #whoops #better go do that soon

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*knocks on door before tumbling out of cupboard on opposite side of room cat on head under hat* haHA! *stands up coat doing anime thing* Tis I, Monsieur StupiditE, here to make another formal greeting! *kneels down to give flowers* You may have heard of me from sir Francis already, so I shall keep our meeting brief! Until next time, ta-ta~ *crashes through window leaving blood behind*

[the sudden entrance shocked louisa and the blood only made it worse]

o-oh! ah! is that...blood?

the flowers are nice, at least...

#haHA!#monsieur stupidite #another successful greeting #a lovely young lady #i should bring her some tea from the garden sometime #fuck im bleeding again #i think theres glass in my arms #and face #and legs #and feet #back to doctor #its been a while since ive seen them #wait wheres le chatton

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monsieurstupidite · 4 years

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[His smirk widens, eyes gleaming with a mischievous glint.]

But it’s possible for anyone to be criminally adorable, sir rabid cutie~

I think I shall pay the lucky lad a visit soon. A chat about the best ways to fluster you over tea sounds lovely~

[Monsieur slowly withdrawals his head back into the drawer, giving him a wink while making a smoochie face.]

Ta-ta for now sir rabid cutie, may your record of being adorable increase~

*crashes threw window landing face down. snaps fingers causing 2 small crates to appear. One is filled with various freshly picked fruits and veggies, the other filled entirely with fresh figs. muffled* just popin' in to say hi and congrats on getting a lover! i must be now, tata~ *body rewinds like a recorded video, window patching up itself too. the THX music comes from an unknown source as this happens*

Hello.

Thank you for the food. I will take advantage of them and make myself something nice.

I also thank you for congratulating me on my relationship, though I do not understand why.

#monsieur stupidite #its fun teasing #sir rabid cutie~#the reactions are too cute #its hard to resist #[[i love all the edits/fanart you make #[[fanart in particular #[[i love your unique style

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