Waking up each morning to block bots the way a farmer checks to make sure no foxes got in the henhouse
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We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong
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Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]
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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
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Audrey photographed at Paramount Studios by Bob Willoughby in 1953.
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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
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Carrie Fisher behind the scenes of The Empire Strikes Back
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it’s coming home (the fifa fair play trophy)
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I don't miss calls ... I STARE AT THEM
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messi has to play 2315 minutes of football to win the world cup title. erik durm did it in 0 minutes. they are not the same.
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I can't believe that this year's WC winners will get a bronze medal instead of the trophy
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I think the player that caused the penalty had to be the one who does it. Like, if you’re the one who was thrown to the ground or the ball hit an arm… take the penalty. Not give it to the same player because they’re “special”
Bruh
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Ok, he did great on the Netherlands and France shootouts but you’re giving the best goalkeeper award to Emiliano Martinez over BONO OR LIVAKOVIC???!!!!
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i could never be a goalie because if someone scored on me during a penalty i’d just curl up into a ball in the middle of the game and quit my football career forever
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argentina is never beating the can only win by cheating allegations <3
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