work it frotting makes us sounding do it gooning makes us jopping

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Panic! At The Disco performing That Green Gentleman at the Honda Civic Tour live in Chicago (2008)

tetra keychains by @palaeoplushies

its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious

If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

Omigosh how can a piece of fanart be so perfect

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Credit: Originally posted by @jmnp-art to their account on Twitter.

I feel like this at all times

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

hey dude check out this new strain. it's called duckweed. it floats on or just below the surface of still or slow-moving bodies of water and wetlands