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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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Went to a haunted house and laughed at everything.

I laugh in the face of death.

I also suck to go to haunted houses with.

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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When you go for a walk with your long-term bf of many years and you just keep thinking, “this would be a great spot for him to propose,” only for nothing to happen? That’s my favorite game.

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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I also found out that McDonald’s is coming out with adult happy meals with toys from our childhood AND they’re bringing back the trick-or-treat buckets.

Life is hard, but at least I can get a happy meal without feeling like I’m being judged.

#I’m sure I’ll still be judged #but holy cow #they’re gonna have the old toys!#grimace is amazing

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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Look at my cute whittle lady sleeping all cute.

#sleepy puppy #my leg is asleep #it’s illegal to move because look at her #I’m also very hungry

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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I wish I were better at drawing, oh the PCs I would draw. I can describe in great detail with words, but can’t get it in the visual form. It’s infuriating lol

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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At level 8 we fought an ancient white dragon. By accident Of our DM. He meant to put us up against an adult. We beat him, nobody went down. I’m not sure how we survived that, but I have a bad feeling about the future creatures we fight. All because my aunt and uncle decided they want to be dragons. We must save Timmy from the same fate.

#dungeons and dragons #whoops #dm goofed up #I almost died #cloud of daggers is my new favorite spell #all hail the great fire ball #my aunt is gonna be mad that we killed her husband #oh! I also am blessed by a dragon who I accidentally called a dream daddy #this campaign is the best kind of mess

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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When the DM pulls out a calculator after we damage a very powerful plot device.

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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Glue sticks are an integral part of dnd and definitely not my child’s

#dice set #dnd5e

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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Hmm this sushi looks sus. Imma eat it anyway.

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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OK OK BUT SCARY WANTS TO NOT KILL EVERYONE ON EARTH AND KILL THE DOODLER SO BY SAVING EVERYONE ALREADY CONDEMNED TO DEATH BY THE DOODLER.... WOULDN'T THAT MAKE HER THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN, AND THE DAMNED?

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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Our “Strixhaven” family & their general vibe:

Michael Smith: Daddy issues; stronk; devoted to his wifu

Velen: Beautiful boy; steals gold from rich people; part devil

Tati: Baby momma; dead parents; fighting for her right

Whatever David plays: *shrugs*

Whole party: drop outs; saviors; masochists

#dnd5e #strixhaven

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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I’ll hurt someone. I really don’t think he is, though I do fear he may be a bad dude in the future.

i’m going to be so fucking mad if hermie is just willy in disguise don’t do this to me anthony

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mommabrisblog · 2 years

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Oof, that first post feeling. It has been YEARS since I was on Tumblr. I’d say since 2013-ish. Of course, I couldn’t remember any of my log in stuff for my old blog, but here we are now. I’ll be talking about literally anything and everything that catches my interest or has to do with my life. Will it be cringe? Will anyone care? Who knows! Anyway, here we go!

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