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Calliope Muse
♡ She/her
♡ Lesbian
♡ Soft n Fat
♡ Erotic Writer
♡ Narrator
Soft siren with a sultry tongue. My name is Calliope, I’m a modern day muse that finds pleasure in literature, masturbation, meditation and yoga.
If you would like to recommend video ideas or literature you would like me to read, don’t be too shy to message. I would love to hear from you!
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pumpkin gfs because its october why not 🎃
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wore pants just to end up taking them off.....
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What’s your wish?
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“Trust yourself. You’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming.”
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““Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.””
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Why you should never buy sex toys on Amazon.
I see people on here all the time talking about buying sex toys on Amazon so it’s time to run through this again. I know it may seem like you’re saving money but when something seems too good to be true it usually is.
The main reason you shouldn’t buy sex toys on Amazon is that, unlike buying from reputable retailers, you have absolutely no garuntee that the product you’re buying hasn’t been used, returned, and resold. The sex you industy in America is almost completely unregulated so really can’t trust amazon to hold better business practices than legally required. People have found bodily fluid and pubic hair on toys purchased from Amazon.
The second biggest reason is that you’re more than likely buying an expensive knock off labeled as a brand name item. The way the amazon marketplace works is by sorting items with the same bar code name into the same catagory. So let’s say you want a wi vibe so you pay for one but what happens is that amazon doesn’t log a difference between a brand name Wi-vibe and a knock off from China. They’re both just labeled “wi-vibe” so you pay for a quality item and get a cheap knock off. So you may think you’re getting a high quality item for $50 but instead you’re getting a $10 look alike that will die and malfunction quickly. Imagine paying for a Lelo (the most luxury sex toy brand) and getting something nothing like that.
And lastly, it’s not safe for you! Because the chances of you getting a knock off are so high, it’s very likely that you’ll get something made out of harmful materials. A lot of the sex toys made cheaply in China and places like that have no body safe regulations on materials so not only could you pay for a brand name item and not get it , but you might actually get something that could make you sick or even poison you. Some toys will even leak oils and chemicals when exposed to water or fluids.
In summation, buying from Amazon is NOT safe for you, will most likely rip you off, and you could even be getting used products.
Below I’m listing Dangerous Lily’s list of best places to buy. I recommend reading her reviews before purchasing anything expensive.
Where to buy:
SheVibe
Early to bed
Smitten Kitten
Good Vibes
Come as you are
Be vibrant
HotOctopuss
And directly from the brand retailor like we-vibe, Lelo, body wand, etc.
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*something about it being Wednesday*
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Due to personal reasons,
It is now Halloween
🦇🕸🦂🕷🍁🍂🔪🎃🔮🎱🌚🌙🕯🗡⚰
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multiple mental health professionals: that was a traumatic event for you
me: ok but that’s a stupid thing to be traumatized by so
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You do not have to be polite when your boundaries are crossed
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Every Black girl is so pretty
*reblog if you agree*
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