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It’s Pronounced Menoitiades
Alexander. He. Mt. Everest enthusiast. I like Troilus and Cressida a normal amount. Proud mother of the world’s nichest rp blog @realduchessedorleans. Anti Histamine.
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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*To Greek nationalist teacher of a history class with an exam next week*: I can’t believe Benito Mussolini had a Patroclus Menoitiades backstory. Really demonstrates the timelessness of Homer huh.
*to hot terminally online classmate with a hillternship*: Mussolini literally had a Red Scare arc that’s crazy haha. Couldn’t be me I go to therapy.
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*To Greek nationalist teacher of a history class with an exam next week*: I can’t believe Benito Mussolini had a Patroclus Menoitiades backstory. Really demonstrates the timelessness of Homer huh.
*to hot terminally online classmate with a hillternship*: Mussolini literally had a Red Scare arc that’s crazy haha. Couldn’t be me I go to therapy.
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When you’re mean to Patroclus this is who you’re being mean to:
Reading a Spanish translation of Troilus and Cressida and I’m absolutely losing my shit that “Achilles’ brach” is translated as “el gozque de Aquiles”, gozque meaning dog but specifically like,, a little yappy dog. By far the best interpretation of that line I’ve come across.
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Reading a Spanish translation of Troilus and Cressida and I’m absolutely losing my shit that “Achilles’ brach” is translated as “el gozque de Aquiles”, gozque meaning dog but specifically like,, a little yappy dog. By far the best interpretation of that line I’ve come across.
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Hopping back on here with a quick q for all my fellow dune fans-
I loved Dune and Dune Messiah, but I’m currently about halfway through Children of Dune and I’m finding it to be quite hard to follow and often a bit dull. Would it be worth it for me to read the rest of the series, or do you think that if I didn’t like CoD I won’t enjoy the other books either?
In other words- do you think of the last three Dune books as being more similar to the first two, or to CoD?
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Forgot about this one for a while. Think I must’ve blocked it out
Tag yourself: batshit insane Troilus and Cressida criticism edition
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I will never stop being obsessed with the Argonautica stating that Achilles and Medea marry in the afterlife. Absolutely Wild could not have thought of a more unhinged match. Apollonius you were so based for that
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Here goes the dull-witted thersites of calydon, being vulgar and obscene around the danaan encampment again. If you see him in the assembly being rude, please beat him. Please punish the nasty man if you see him
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In other news, til that if you wish someone a happy Independence Day in Estonian (head iseseisvuspäeva) Instagram will automatically translate it as Happy Fourth of July
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There’s a very specific phenomenon that arises when a (non-acting) celebrity ends up in a big movie, but they don’t have the range for anything but a Normal Guy and if they said more than a few lines at a time the audience would realise how dogshit they are so you’re just left there like damn why is the camera spending so much time on this normal-ass dude. I call it the Dunkirk Effect.
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people “hear me out”-ing blatantly sexualized furry girls is so funny. i know ppl who wanna fuck microwaves
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i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
what happens next?!
transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
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Closest match: Pseudochaenichthys georgianus genome assembly, chromosome: 3
Common name: South Georgia icefish
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