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mlpizza · 14 days
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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
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mlpizza · 1 month
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mlpizza · 3 months
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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mlpizza · 4 months
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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.
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mlpizza · 6 months
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I needed this today
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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!
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mlpizza · 6 months
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Soo
I’m stupid
It just occurred to me that craigslist is actually a thing that exists 
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mlpizza · 6 months
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
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mlpizza · 6 months
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mlpizza · 7 months
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Random theory I have had for years
The reason why women have periods is cause it’s their bodies, making a monthly blood sacrifice to the fertility deities 
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mlpizza · 10 months
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You ever get a bunch of material for a project and then when you get home and you’re unloading it all realize you got the wrong color 
Color scheme for what I am making is black, orange and red
somehow I got confused by homestuck and thought it was black with a gradient to red orange and yellow 
Luckily, I just have to get black dye to fix it 
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mlpizza · 1 year
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I just realized I never shared my favorite part about my wither summoning
I came up with an incantation and wrote it on the bottom of every block. Where no one‘s going to see it, and I wrote it in the language of an enchanting table. 
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And for anyone who does not want to translate what it says
I Here By Summon
The Demon Of Sand And Skulls 
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mlpizza · 1 year
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It seems frank the skeleton has forgotten once more and chosen a new name 
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mlpizza · 2 years
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mlpizza · 2 years
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Omg just finished book two of
“Chillin’ in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers”
And I love it 10/10
Go read it!!!!!!!
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mlpizza · 2 years
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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
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mlpizza · 2 years
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Planning my next project
Thinking of making ether a snow block or a block of iron
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mlpizza · 2 years
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We spread throughout the stars. But our enemies are not alien races, exterminator machines, or extradimensional invaders. No, our enemies are the gods, for humanity is the last, and only remaining mortal race in the universe.
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