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I just put my very first batch of chocolate chia seed pudding in the fridge. May all the gods have mercy on me and my fiance's souls.
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“We cannot fathom why people would stand across the street, easily a hundred feet away, when they could be so close, near us. ‘Suckers.’ I tell Toph, thumbing toward those watching from so far away. It is important, I feel, that the boy knows what suckers look like.”
- Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius
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I'm 100% certain that adults in the 25-36 age group should drop the bullshit.
If you don't like me, man up and tell me to my face. I promise you, I dont give a fuck of your opinion either way. I'm just tired of you acting like a decent human to my face, then talking badly about me behind my back.
Grow up and get over yourself.
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So, what kind of eating disorder is it when you watch other people make videos of themselves eating insane amounts of food?
Asking for a friend.
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This pandemic is weird.
Never in my life did I think at age 29 I would be taking bookkeeping courses online, searching for a new job, and eating fistfuls of trail mix while watching Degrassi reruns.
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The most first world, basic bitch problem I've had all week:
I burnt my tongue on a Mediterranean quinoa bowl...
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