Goodbye tumblr

my kink is when everyone shuts the fuck up

Everyone thinks their an artist on Instagram

Girls are such hoes on the Internet

Baby: h...h...

Mom: what is it???

Baby: h...h...h...

Mom: honey, come quick! He's about to speak his first words!!!!!

Baby: h...h...hi this is TJ Lane. I’ve heard you’ve been saying shit about me on your blog and I don’t appreciate that. for your information I have clean skin, and I’m not a sub bottom, whatever you say. I like women, I respond to all the hot girls that write me. fuck you, you bitch. whatever. adios.

Palo Alto kinda sucked......

Backstage at Christian Dior Haute Couture SS15

Photography Lea Colombo

Carmen Kass and Gisele Bundchen backstage at the VSFS 2002

Eric Harris: Dear Mr. Ricky Becker,

Hello, my name is Eric Harris. On Friday night in late January my friend and I broke into your utility van and stole several items while it was parked at Deer Creek Canyon Road and Wadsworth. I am writing this letter partly because I have been ordered to from my diversion officer, but mostly because I strongly feel I owe you an apology and explanation.

Me: okay......that sounds fake but alright