mistersusans
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~•°☆~ Tam, 30's, they, tired ~☆°•~mostly d&d and vampires art sometimes
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dating someone after having not dated in like 6 years and being very happily single for the last 3 is extremely weird and disquieting
everytime they go home I just sit around feeling like an annoying little freak
anyway, hope my ex, who always made sure to let me know how exhausting I am to be around, is doing poorly~
#I feel like I should stress this person does not make me feel like that this is a me thing#he's just very easy to talk to and Im clinically incapable of shutting up~
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"...and I pull out the stone, and reach out to Dorian."
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You can divorce me but you can't undrink my blood
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a poll mostly brought to you by me wondering who tf is living in all the new builds that keep appearing on the outskirts of what feels like every town in my country
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gotta work on not rolling my eyes at myself every time I experience a small moment of happiness or enjoyment
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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im like a pretty genuine [smoke weed everyday] stoner but I just saw someone posting about their "$30 a day weed habit"
$30 a day???? like an 8th a day??? or like wtf gold are you smoking?? wanna adopt me??
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please reblog this for more results, I am genuinely curious
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stardew valley isn’t relaxing to me bc it’s a particularly chill or simple game. stardew valley is relaxing because it gives me a controlled outlet to obsessively micromanage something and get consistent positive results. nothing heals my soul quite like creating increasingly elaborate spreadsheets for my crops and carefully calculating the optimal times to upgrade my tools
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made out with the bartender for 2 hours, I've never learned anything and I never will
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it starts with cute bartenders and then ur at a grindcore show at a bar where everyone is 100x cooler than you and you're being a little freak alone on the patio
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dream last night: people proclaiming that sleep is for the bourgeoisie and partaking in it is class war and so, unable to realize it was just a troll post, a bunch of people on the internet say yes yes and stop sleeping and die - is this is my lathe of heaven??
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u ever catch yourself smiling at a message from someone and realize u have never learned anything ever because it's a bartender again they have all been bartenders like what is this specific damage I have
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