bitches with adhd who got told theyre lazy so many times that they developed toxic workaholic tendencies. unclench your jaw right now

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

june will be filled with good news.

june will be filled with blessings.

june will be filled with progress.

june will be filled with happiness.

june will be filled with new experiences.

june will be filled with love.

ur twenties is just reciting "life is tough but i am tougher" 500 times a day. sometimes thru tears

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

Leigh Bardugo, King of Scars

I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her

getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop