Esto es el fin, Tumblr.

I think Gohan Blanco may have ruined the entire Spanish language for me

Id like to show you all something.

Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!

But wait, the icing on the cake…

…really? Do i need even say anything.

NSFW Apocalypse of 2018

So now that Tumblr has officially announced they’re no longer supporting blogs that feature adult content, many of us have one month to move out.

Let’s strike up a dialogue regarding Plan B & discuss alternative options. We’d love to hear from other content creators & couples blogs like ourselves as well as the thousands of awesome adult content consumers such as you who like & share your hearts out💕

Where should we move the masses of displaced users & why? Comment below👇🏻

How to Backup your Tumblr

I was just semi-complaining that I was still looking for a decent way to backup my +4k posts without having to use paid services or even just wordpress (which has an import from tumblr tool that asks for permission to access your blog and also make posts), when I decided to actually put some effort into my google search. 

Results were positive: I have successfully backed up my blog* 

*By which I mean: everything that I have ever posted.  Not included: drafts, queue, likes, followers, following, comments, notes, chat. 

I followed this method (word by word), and now have a 450 MB folder on my computer with the name of my blog on it containing: 

1. Folder “Archive” (contains .html files listed by month) 2. Folder “Media” (contains gifs and images, mine has +1k files in it; might contain also audios but I have no way of confirming that because I’ve never reblogged an audio post from this blog) 3. Folder “Posts” (contains single .html files, each one a post; I have +4k files in it) 4. Folder “Theme” (contains only my avatar, but it might be a matter of if you have personalized themes or not) 5. .html file “Index” (by opening it it will give you the archive of your blog organized by month; clicking on a month will open up the archive for that month, and you’ll be able to read all the posts for that month as if you were on your blog**, except sans your theme graphic, with each page containing 50 posts)

**I can see gifs, links, embedded videos, tags, number of notes (but I can’t open up the notes, clearly), text is also correctly formatted. 

So yeah, in case anyone wants a very quick way to back up their blog, it took me less than 10 minutes. 

P.S. I didn’t have any issue, but to be on the safe side always check for spyware and virus threats before and after downloading anything. 

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

@dracomallfoys

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Nice advice via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KsXygV

I’m lying naked on my bed and I’m horny. Tell me what you would do to me 😍

Get you a tshirt. It’s chilly

I want to start choking my gf, how do i give her the maximum amount of pleasure without hurting her?? Love your blog

Hurt her. She isn’t a porcelain doll, she can take it. And she will probably love the bruises. Choke sluts always do.

YOU are beautiful

I’ve noticed an upsetting trend recently… The last few partners, that I have been with, have all apologized to me for their bodies the first time I saw them naked.

Timidly covering up pieces of themselves, they say things like “I know I need to lose some weight” or “I’m sorry I’m not bigger” or “I forgot to shave last night, is that okay?” And it breaks my heart. Please stop apologizing.

When I’m looking at your body for the first time, the only thought going through my head is “BEAUTIFUL”. You are stunning, you take my breath away. You are sexy, you make my heart beat faster. You, with all your flaws, are absolute perfection.