Rose Chan, “Malaya’s Striptease Queen”

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.” — Carrie Fisher

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Girls don’t want boys. Girls want a DVD version of Something Rotten! with an audio commentary of John O'Farrell, Karey and Wayne Kirckpatrick pointing out every single musical theatre/Shakespeare reference, as well as backstage footage, interviews with the cast and crew, and sing-along videos. Also, they want it available world wide because some of them were born in the wrong country for a Broadway fan.

Ginger Rogers in “Professional Sweetheart” (1933)

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I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.