boiling hot take but i literally dont give a fuck that mapleshade let the clan believe her kits were birchfaces. her clanmates can be mad but exiling a queen and her kits is fucking deranged i dont care what lie she told. “she deserved what she got” her kids deserved to die because their mom fibbed??😭 her kids deserved to die because their mom did crimes LATER???😭😭 “um but she chose to cross the river” if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around.

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

Please share and keep an eye out if you’re in the Atlanta or NOLA areas!!

“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.

guys i'm going a little crazy with the art, i still have more

TAKE ALL MY HARVEY ART, TAKE IT ALL

(and this is harvey from stardew valley if anyone is still wondering 😭)

“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

oops i forgot to post these i think?? art dump, i like designing characters. a lot. so.

First image, designs for Splashtail, headshots of Curlfeather and Reedwhisker, and a design guide for Frostpaw. A detailed design of her before Shadow, and 2 rougher designs for her after her attack.

Second image, an au design for Ashfur, and 2 headshots of his apprentices (Ivypaw and Icecloud)

Third image, Breezepelt and Heathertail kit designs! Two have Heathertail's purple eyes, and two have amber like Breeze. One has an ear like antpelts, and another has a bluer tint to their purple eyes, probably from crowfeather.

Image 4, the most recent, a Jayfeather-based design sheet i made for a pmv i have planned. Jayfeather and Jay's wing, with a smaller half moon.

thanks for lookin <3

Gaster was talking about an eclipse the whole time guys. source trust me bro i was there

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

wind spoilers --

mothwing what the fuck are you talking about you weren't in the clans then

points have been made

I know what the new WC books remind me of now- its fucking Bravelands, the tone and mood is fucking Bravelands

I read bravelands when the first few books were out because i was bored and thought it looked interesting, but the feelings and 'vibes' were WAY OFF! The general mood is defeatism and tragedy, a suffocating, cloying feeling of nothingness and sadness. Very few happy things happen, and its not even imaginitive in its tragedy

like. Spoilers for like the first 3 books. The twist villan sucked ass. Nothing interesting happens with him, and 90% of the book is 'character who knows character b is evil' thinking about how evil character b is and how much character b sucks.

That's what the Frostpaw scene in Wind's preview reminded me of. The 'oh my fucking god not again, this guys clearly fucking evil, why is everyone either an idiot or a jerk'! THATS why i dont really want to read Wind, because ive read a whole book of nothing but that before and i hated it

Idiocy in warriors is nothing new, but it doesnt feel like anything else, either. Its hard for me to articulate exactly what i mean, but. P03, Avos, even OOTS had characters to like, scenes of banter or playfullness that broke up the seriousness, characters who liked each other. Meanwhile in ASC i dont blame Nightheart for wanting to leave, because his clan feels like a bitter, angry piece of cardboard. In po3 jayfeather was liked. Not everyone liked him, but people shared their prey with him, people tried too hard to keep him safe, his clan sucked towards him at first, but people eventually grew to appreciate and respect him.

But it genuinely feels like nobody likes our main characters. They dont have friends, people dont share prey with them, people dont even say 'hello, how are you'. it feels like everyones either being an idiot for the plot, being an asshole for the plot, or just generally being unpleasent. its one of the reasons i hate Lionblaze's rettconned personality so much. We need gentle giants, kind cats who can be a bit gruff or arrogant, cats who deep down are nice and playful, not another fucking POS who would rather kill you than look at you.

At least bravelands embraced this, and had a 'its nature, whatre you gonna do' kind of vibe. Everyone knew shit sucked, and they tried to make the best of it. god this is super incoherent. Sorry