i saw this and thought it was important to make

okay i’m done after this (probably)

Charles Rowland is a bisexual icon

My dash did a thing:

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

people: dan and phil really don't like it when you guys post shipping stuff it makes them uncomfortable :/

dan: how DARE you people ship phil with a CHARACTER i play as opposed to ME you're supposed to ship him with ME

phil tweet

1/6/24

phil tweet

1/6/24

ladies, if he

- eats the rich

- eats racists

- is friends with your social media platform who is also out to kill you

then that's not your man, that's my best friend Giant Slug <3

slugs really said eat the rich

"phil gets the emails, he say yes. i think about the mortgage payment, and i say ok" they're SO married

😇

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