mikaelson-family-shenighans
Always And Forever
Basically all of mikaelson siblings in a happy chaotic life with characters from TVD/TO/ legacies making an appearance here and there. You can send asks to the characters.
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Elijah: Bite me!
Hayley: Where
Elijah: *tiny gasp*
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Freya: *puts way too much vanilla in the mix*
Elijah, screeching: NO!
Kol: *clings to the ceiling*
Klaus: *pulls daggers out*
Rebekah: *gets into fight or flight mode*
Finn: *screaming bloody murder*
Freya: TOO MUCH VANILLA!!
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Esther: Fuck you! My children are perfectly fine!
Elijah: [I will fix him even if it kills me disease]
Klaus: [Setting himself on fire just to feel something]
Rebekah: [Curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth]
Kol: [High on drugs and staring into the void]
Freya: [Singing to hide the pain]
Finn: [Crying Hysterically]
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Freya: DID YOU HAVE TO STAB HIM???
Rebekah: You didn't hear what he said to me
Freya: What'd he say?
Rebekah, mocking: wHat aRe yoU gONnA dO? sTAb mE?
Freya:
Rest of the siblings:
The whole world:
Klaus, nodding: That's fair
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Stefan: I want a snack—
Klaus, showing up out of nowhere with a rose in his mouth: YOU CALLED?
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Rebekah: Don't try to use logic on Kol. He's immune.
Davina: Wait... Really?
Kol: Oh yeah. Bought a charm off a shamen bloke in Chile, lets me add two and two and get a pickle.
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Hayley: Why is it called syrup if it falls down?
Elijah: It's 2 in the mORNING—
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Everyone: *just had a laughing spree*
Freya: Ok, we're depressed. Fucking act like it
Rebekah: *tries hard to hold in laughter*
Kol: *Snorts out water*
Everyone: *Maniacally laughing again*
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Rebekah: Hey you have anxiety prime?
Rebekah: amazon*
Kol: Yeah, I've got both
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Elijah: *takes food out of oven without gloves*
Hayley, forgetting he's an original vampire and not being able to decide whether to say "stop scaring me" or "are you ok?": STOP FUCKING BEING OK!
Elijah: I was never ok to begin with but...
Hayley, crying maniacally: I'm so sorry
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Doctor: Name?
Klaus: Klaus
Doctor: Sex?
Klaus: Everyday
Doctor: No, I mean male or female?
Klaus: Doesn't matter
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Hayley: I'm a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.
Freya: You have never apologized for anything in your whole life
Hayley: I would have if I had ever been wrong
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Rebekah: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Kol: *snatches the bottle and chugs it"
Kol: 100% Perfume
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Kol and Hope: *ends up in jail*
Hope: So, who do we call?
Kol: I'd say one of your parents but I feel safer in here
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Kol: Do you want to help me commit felony?
Hope: WHAT THE HELL Uncle?!?!
Kol: Sorry, my bad
Kol, whispering: Do you want to help me commit felony?
Hope, whispering: Hell yeah—
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Mikael: I love all my children equally
Mikael, looking at smudged handwriting on a paper: Tinn, Prey, Elisha , Mouse, Coal, Debekah, Hen
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Hayley: Truth or Dare?
Elijah: Truth
Hayley: When was the last time you went to sleep?
Elijah: ...
Elijah: Dare
Hayley: Go to sleep.
Elijah: NEVER HAVE I EV—
Hayley: THAT'S NOT THE GAME!!!
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