the only good JFK assassination theories

1. his head just did that

2. 

"yukari would" -azumanga daioh expert (me)

Maya and the Three - Teaser

In a mythical world, where magic is real and four kingdoms rule, there lives a brave and rebellious warrior princess named Maya. Maya embarks on a thrilling quest to fulfill an ancient prophecy but can she defeat the gods and save humankind?

MAYA AND THE THREE (2021 - ) | TV Miniseries

this is what i’ve been doing instead of anything

I sure have failed a lot over the years!!

(It’s okay.)

top text

should i make things or

is this the new hip meme

Two of my favourite things:

1. Piano covers of guitar songs

2. Guitar covers of piano songs

Egh. I feel like I shouldn’t have left Tumblr. Twitter’s whole format sucks balls, and the only reason I switched is because at the time I wanted to draw some smut and keep talking to people who draw smut, and all those people went to Twitter after Tumblr banned it for some balls-ass reason.

And Twitter’s just as much of a hellsite too. I thought changing platforms would be a breath of fresh air except now I see callout posts AND face mask conspiracy theories. It’s fuckin’ balls as shit.

Also, nobody followed me. I mean I don’t really do anything with any kind of regularity, I’m a scarecrow stuffed with lost/abandoned projects at this point, so I didn’t expect everyone to come along, but I mean nobody followed. Zero. So anytime I decide to bark into the night and actually tweet something, I’m tweeting to like 4 people. What am I even doing there?

I can’t even navigate deviantART anymore, that website is such a dumpster fire, I keep getting told to check out an artist and literally can’t even navigate to the artwork I’m supposed to see. Maybe you have to buy a premium account to unfuck the layout. Could dump my occasional NSFW art on whatever other site if I really want it to go beyond Discord servers. But ANYWAY.

Maybe I’ll post the stuff I’ve been working on over here, see what happens. If I get back into YouTube videos or rev up the ol’ webcomic again it’d prolly be a good idea to link ‘em here too.

Does Tumblr suck more or less than it did a couple years ago? Am I wasting my time? Idunno. Can’t be any more of a waste than it is on Twitter. Maybe I’ll give this vintage hellsite another go. Oh hey, and it looks like I’ve got posts ready in my drafts! Maybe I’ll post some of tho-

EUGH.

New posts it is.

I think it would be really cool if we just talked to everyone online as if they were our best friend. I know that sounds dopey and overly optimistic but I don’t think it’s infeasible.

I don’t mean force ourselves to actually feel a certain way about a topic, just type out your response as if the other person was one of your favourite people in the world. Pretend their message/post, good or bad, came off the fingertips of your buddy.

I bet you anything if we all just got in on that together one day, everything would be way nicer, and it wouldn’t even be that hard.

Do not accept division. Do not accept witch hunts. Do not accept gatekeeping. Do not accept “guilty until proven innocent.” Do not accept censorship and purging of language. Do not accept historical revision. Do not accept the normalization of hate. Do not accept rhetoric of “invaders” or cultural purity. Do not accept accusations without reading the evidence. Do not accept that all crimes are worthy of the greatest censure. Do not accept bullying. Do not accept hatred.

Goddammit I honestly don’t even know if he’s there or not and trying to find him would be like looking for a knife to flay myself with.

On the flipside, I once walked into a Tim Horton’s, was asked by the cashier how my day was, told her I was preparing for a very noisy family dinner at my grandma’s place, and she reponded with, “You’re lucky; my grandma’s dead.”

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

I can’t wait for 2019 when I can play Animal Crossing every single day for six months and then miss a day and never touch it again.

People talk about F-Zero needing a new game, but honestly how can we possibly believe that F-Zero GX could be topped? It was as fast as a racer could ever reasonably get, it was everything an F-Zero needed to be and more, and it summoned lightning unto a console that survived criticism and apathy by drawing power from such rare, crackling bolts.

Listen to Captain Falcon’s theme and tell me that’s not the sound of a grande finale, the perfect sendoff to the character and his legacy. F-Zero had a bombastic finish. Reviving it now would just be painting over a flawless varnish. Just another in a long line of revivals here in Nintendo’s most nostalgia-driven era, another “hey, remember me” in a growing crowd of clamouring memories.

If we never see another F-Zero, we’ll always have GX. Forever, it will be the solid gold testament to the magic of speed.

Forever, he will be my hero.

I really wish I was more positive and cheerful and all that lately and could just have some fun, but my god is that a hard thing to do anymore when every attempt is met with a slap in the face. It’s very rare these days that I do something for fun or even just to kill time that involves other people, and don’t end up regretting it. Every time I reach out to the world, the world makes me wish I didn’t. When did everyone become a bunch of little goblins? When did we stop being able to coexist and turn a blind eye to the weirdness of strangers, at least when it’s not directed straight at us?