Doing drugs and playing guitar solos to how it's made background music at 4:40 AM on Christmas Eve "I'm doing good"

Absolutely am not a fan of how the last two nights I'll start falling asleep and just start intensely thinking about work. Please God let me mind be free of speakers and amplifiers for fux sake.

My baby boy wrote the words "deer kill" on his knuckles with sharpie and was suspended for school for it (he's in 4th grade and we just moved to the suburbs) so I picked him up and we went to the Walmart. After about 10 minutes of waiting in line for the self checkout, he noticed another kid walking by who was watching Logan Paul on his iPad (while walking, DANGEROUS!!) so he took off his shoes and pants and wore his pants as a hat and shoes as gloves and started hitting the griddy extremely fast (approx 17mph) towards the electronics section of the store.

o yea it's finally actually Spring now cuz you hear THE FROGS CHIRPIN

These kind of people literally only want to benefit themselves

Socialists don't care about the poor. They just hate the rich.

My follower count has easily tripled in the last month, gee wiz it sure does make me happy that all these totally real sentient humans appreciate my small amount of content!

Jenga but instead you add blocks and the tower falling is actually a fire

I really need to strengthen my bond with Christ and find the will to improve.