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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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honestly I think the funniest thing by far in the pjo universe is that everyone is so goddamn confused at this point. like, nobody knows what’s going on at any time, not even the gods. is this greek hero still alive or did he get killed in 486 BC? did this thing happen or was it a fever dream during the french revolution that we suddenly decided was real? is this part of our culture really ancient greek or did we just see it on vine? who knows? certainly not the rulers of the universe.
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Don't blame Apollo for this
Too late
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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—nico di angelo
dreams and death were old friends of his. he knew how to navigate their dark borderland
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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honestly all i want is for rick to write a book about all his characters, chlling and happy and meeting each other and talking about their crazy adventures, with no monsters or fights or any of that stuff
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Here are a few of my favourite Jercy moments…
Just having lots of Jercy feels lately.
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Alex: self care is chugging a lava lamp
Magnus: no
Alex: g lug
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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iconic things from the lightning thief musical:
• “the gods are real and they have kids, and those kids have issues”
• the fact that the first thing percy says is “look, i didn’t want to be a half-blood”
• “he met a fury” “YOU’RE A FURRY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS??”
• “is there a fury after percy right now?” “a fury? oh no, IT’S A MINOTAUR” “WHAT’S A MINITAUR?” “IT’S HALF BULL” “like you?” “nO I’M HALF GOAT”
• the fact that chiron is a normal human, with a horse tail
• “oh great she’s crying”
• "WHATEVER!!”
• "i’m half god?“ "yea and i half care”
• "but he loves me!” “he loves you NOT”
• "PERCY JACKSON THE SUPREME LORD OF THE BATHROOM”
• the whole campfire song honestly
• the plastic squirrel in ‘lost’
• grover playing with his uncle ferdinand’s tail
• [high pitched voice] you deserve to be immortalised in stone [deep manly voice] FOREVER [giggle]
• "interesting choice to have him screaming”
• "excuse me miss? how long have you been at this hotel?” “well my brother and i arrived here just yesterday, may 1st! 1939!” “WE CAN SLEEP ON THE ROAD”
• "oh look! a bus to los angeles!” “are you sure that’s a good idea?” “this one we just won’t blow up”
• "DO I LOOK LIKE A CENTAUR TO YOU? it’s charon! with an a”
• charon pushing percy down on his face really hard and grover and annabeth just fanning his face
• GROVER ASKING CHARON IF SHE HAS ANY JOSH GROBAN SONGS
• "tartarus? like the fish sauce?”
• after they defeat ares, poseidon just makes THE BEST FUCKING ENTRANCE IN THEATRE HISTORY
• in a hawaiian shirt, on a staircase with wheels carried by human dolphins being like "he’s the true son of the sea”
• "i got your gift” “and i got yours. medusa’s head, really?”
• "i’ll have all the squirrels in the east searching for him”
• THE WHOLE ACTUAL MUSICAL!! HONESTLY THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC MUSICAL EVER WRITTEN
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Annabeth: First impressions are very important
Percy: But you married me anyways
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a study in prophecies: percy jackson & the olympians
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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[Percy Jackson & Piper McLean standing in the middle of the forest]
Percy: This is the place i visit often when i'm lonely
Piper: Oh really?
Percy: No. I have no idea where the fuck are we
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Gaea: Time to die.
Percy: No! I was born of the sea! I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!
The Seven: [Exchanging looks, mouthing what the fuck]
Percy: I scratch my back with a whale's dick, and I loofah my chest with his ball sac.
Gaea: [Laughing] What the fuck?
Percy: I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns! Until then... I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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will: baby come to my cabin
nico: i cant. im too busy contemplating the meaning of life and existence
will: but im alone
nico: [staring out the window into the night] arent we all?
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Annabeth : why__b-but Where did you guys get them ?
Percy and Leo : * holding thousand boxes of blue waffles and pancakes *
Leo : it’s none of your business
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how could a child of the sea god drown?
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Will: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Nico: the devil is literally my father
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Monster: I’ve come to kill you, Perseus Jackson
Percy: Oh, cool.
Percy: *turns to Annabeth*
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michachildofapollo · 6 years
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Will: Nico, why are you laying on the kitchen floor?
Nico: because I dropped my spoon and I wanted to feel how it felt
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