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mgrover · 4 days
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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mgrover · 4 days
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bonus: grantgo
mere hours before "bingo" was scheduled to shoot, brennan subbed in for grant. an american hero. (posted with both grant and brennan’s permission.)
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mgrover · 4 days
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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mgrover · 4 days
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clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
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mgrover · 4 days
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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mgrover · 4 days
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mgrover · 5 days
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I can’t wait for the final Rat Grinders fight. Just thinking about it from Kipperlilly’s perspective is funny to me.
“Okay, so Riz and Kristen have been my two most consistent antagonists, we’ve had multiple bad interactions and I Hate Them both specifically and its shared. They’ll probably rush me, but that should leave Buddy Dawn open”
And then when the fight actually happens, Adaine just fucking ANNIHILATES her first turn because she hates Kilperlilly so much and so much more violently then anyone else.
Kristen wants to beat her, Riz doesnt like what she stands for, bur Adaine? Adaine has not spoken to this bitch once as far as I’m aware yet she is always and will always be the first to shit talk her.
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mgrover · 6 days
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Someone: Arthur almost died. There must be a Traitor among us! I think it’s Merlin!!
Elyan: Impossible.
Percival: Absolutely not.
Gwaine: If it is Merlin, we would know.
Someone: How so?
Lancelot: Then Arthur wouldn’t be almost dead.
Leon: Arthur would be dead for sure.
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mgrover · 8 days
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painted my beautiful wife Gwen BBC Merlin :)
[ID: a realistic digital painting of Gwen from BBC Merlin over an olive green background. Gwen is in 3/4 view, shown from the waist up. She has a soft, neutral expression on her face. She is wearing a purple linen dress with a natural linen apron and a natural linen corset embroidered with flowers and animals, and her hair is down.]
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mgrover · 8 days
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Gonna scream oh my Gd
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mgrover · 8 days
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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mgrover · 9 days
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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it
He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system
meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes
they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode
it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.
the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down
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mgrover · 9 days
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Whoever no scoped the sandra lynn and bobby dawn thing is brilliant
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mgrover · 10 days
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percy would legit be one of the hardest ppl to get over if you had any type of feelings for that man
like swear you’d like be waiting for him to do smth bad or look ugly waiting for that ick and IT WOULD NEVER COMEEEE
like if you look at nico bro is SCRAPING THE BARREL for ANYTHING to dislike abt percy
percy smiles a little too bright nico has to turn away and mentally remind himself that percy was one of the last ppl to see his sister alive
rachel legit can’t like him so she probably just watches from afar and she’s chill anyway
if calypso found out percy planted that little flower she gave him and subsequently learned he liked planting and kept that flower alive in her memory??? ITD BE WRAPSSSSSSS
like percy is legit just such a good person that anytime someone has a crush on him 🙏🏼 thoughts and prayers bc that crush is haunting you for the rest of your life
ik moving to new rome is gonna kick start that too bc i feel like chb everyone’s gotten used to him yk everyone’s like “sigh there’s percy and his beautiful face and nice laugh and good morals and self sacrificing ways sigh annabeth sure is lucky love those two together tbh”
but now they’re being introduced to all these new ppl who have to learn that percy is simply percy and bro is wifed up
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mgrover · 11 days
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the best part about being an artist is making the shit you want for yourself so pls enjoy my poster sketch based on this weeks episode bc i literally cannot stop thinking about it
this is gonna take forever to render but it will be so worth it
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mgrover · 11 days
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mgrover · 11 days
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Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.
Aang: Ambassador Aang.
Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.
Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?
Zuko: Touche, ambassador.
Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.
Zuko: What.
Aang: King of the Air Nomad.
Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.
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