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yiff city;;

[ birdbraindouchebag ]

You’re either looking at a human in a fursuit (AKA your new BESTEST FRIEND, probably, as human furries are TOTALLY FUCKING RADICAL and amazing), or your next meal. Not both. Definitely never both. You’d never attack or eat a human! They’re way too cute. Your precious, gay babies.

Still, you’re really curious about this kid’s deal. He looks...sort of human, only he’s dyed orange, with a long, ghostly tail and a ruff of feathers. Is he a sprite? You can’t imagine he would be, since this isn’t SGRUB, and besides; you’ve never heard of a human sprite, anyway.

You assume he’s human, that is. You’ve never heard of a feathery human before, but you’re admittedly unlearned about the species.

The furry slash chicken-human seems to be looking your way; it’s hard to tell with those big shades of his. In case you’ve been caught in the act, you grin sheepishly and slide over to strike up some kind of conversation with him.

MEULIN: (=^･ω･^=)丿< SOOOOOO........ MEULIN: (=^･_･^=)丿< YOU, UH, S33M TO SHARE THE SAME APPURRECIATION FUR FURAFFINATIES THAT I DO MYSELF!!!!!!

You have really got to work on introducing yourself to human-types.

#davesprite01 #birdbraindouchebag #[ thread: yiff city ]#[ do nt let me name threads ]#[ i hope this is okay though ! ]

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this is probably a bad idea;;

[ bullkind ]

That troll up ahead is DEFINITELY Rufioh Nitram; if the shock of red and black hair weren’t enough to convince you, there’s the pair of SIZABLE M*TANT WINGS and the GIGANTIC HANDLEBAR HORNS to seal the deal. You give a squeal and hurtle toward your friend, arms slinging themselves around his neck as you leap on him from behind.

MEULIN: (ﾉΦωΦ)ﾉ < RUFIOH!!! MEULIN: ヽ(ΦωΦヽ) < RUFIOH!!!!!!!! MEULIN: ฅ(*ΦωΦ*) ฅ < RU MEULIN: (ΦωΦσ)σ < FI MEULIN: (Φ◇Φ) < OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You find your footing again and beam up at Rufioh, but frown slightly when you notice: he looks...different. Way different. Almost like he’s...dead or something.

MEULIN: (?˃ᆺ˂) < HEY, ARE YOU OKAY??!?!?!? YOU LOOK DIFFURENT...!!!!!!!

#rufioh02 #[ thread: this is probably a bad idea ]#[ matt you can choose what the bad idea is... ]#bullkind

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you tell yourself ‘BE BRAVE’ — to put on that f a c e & { CREATE } that f a c a d e because if you don’t, you’re afraid you’ll b r e a k.

this is your cacophony of lies.

#[ mewsings ]

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let’s continue our party with fanon-godtiers

#[ purrself ]#[ ooo dang ]

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creatures of war;;

[ juunifito ]

You’re going to go TOTALLY STIR-CRAZY if you don’t find someplace (or someTHING) to hunt.

You’ve already encountered LEGGY BLONDE HUMANS and BESPECTACLED BOY CREATURES since you first woke up here earlier this morning; you’ve seen a TALL AND BEAUTIFUL TROLL some many sweeps older than you, and a FEROCIOUS INDIGO-BLOOD who reminds you uncomfortably of your former matesprit.

Honestly, at this point, you feel like you’ve seen it all (you haven’t).

You’re just about to COMPLETELY && TOTALLY LOSE IT when you see it: something soft and fluffy that looks like some sort of YIFFBEAST. You go still and alert; your pupils dilate, your mouth waters. Before you know it, you’re hurtling toward the thing, tackling it in a deftly-aimed --

...Oh. Oops.

You’ve just jumped on top of the head of what looks to be a CONFUSED AND DISGRUNTLED HUMAN-TYPE THING. You roll off of your accidental prey, flustered and embarrassed.

MEULIN ==> SALVAGE THE SITUATION

MEULIN: (=;ェ;=) < ACK!!! SORRY!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FURRY WOODLAND CREATURE THAT I COULD SKIN AND EAT!!!

Nailed. It.

#animal death 194934384395 #[ thread: creatures of war ]#[ who allowed me to rp ]#juunifito #[ I HOPE THIS WORKS buddy! ]

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[ miraculoussubjugglation ]

mewmewmage

Honk.

HONK.

One more of those motherfuckin’ wigglers. The Grand Highblood had seen them wandering about, though he’d only taken the time to speak to two of them so far – the interesting ones. He could tell by the colors she wore exactly what she was – a filthy lowblood, not worth his time. And yet…he was in the mood to play.

:o)

“Hey you, greenblood wiggler! C’mere, I wanna motherfuckin’ talk to you!” This ought to be worth a honk or two. Ha!

You’re wandering around, gaining your bearings in this NEW (OLD) HOME OF YOURS, when you’re SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY drawn to a presence nearby; your ears prick and you glance backwards to see a troll -- a BIG FUCKOFF TROLL -- beckoning you toward him.

Your bloodpusher gives a painful thump.

( he’s not just a highblood; he’s an indigo-blood. he’s... )

You quell your own uneasy thoughts and walk to the troll, head lowered slightly in deference. You only peek up at him so that your yolk-yellow and forest-green eyes can scan his face briefly. He looks...so much like Kurloz, and yet...so different. You have no idea what to make of it.

Either way, you try to keep your voice relatively quiet when you speak to him, but you doubt you succeed. Instead, you’re pretty sure your voice comes out in an uneven cadence and volume.

MEULIN: (;ΦωΦ) < hOw can i heLP YOU, mISTer hiGHBLOOD SIR?

Tear Your Heart Out || Meulin and The Grand Highblood

#[ ORZ THIS IS 93043204 YEARS LATE but here we are ]#[ i changed her canon point in an effort to reboot her muse and it feels like it's working! ]#[ i hope its still ok to reply udfjsl ]#ghb01 #miraculoussubjuggulation #[ thread: tear your heart out ]

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jade && olive;;

[ shewhotends ]

That’s definitely a jade-blood up ahead.

You stalk her from a safe distance, ensuring she doesn’t seem overly-hostile. She’s your superior in the hemospectrum, after all, and while she doesn’t outrank you by a TON, she’s still someone who you shouldn’t technically cross. Once you observe her do something DECIDEDLY GENTLE AND GRACEFUL, you relax a bit, then sidle up to the older troll and clear your throat.

MEULIN: ( ^..^)ﾉ < EXCUSE ME!!! I’M A LITTLE CONFUSED; IS THIS BEFURUS??? OR...IS THIS...SOME KIND OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE TROLLS EXIST??? I THINK MY BRAIN’S B33N A LITTLE SCRAMBLED...

#dolorosa01 #shewhotends #[ tread: jade and olive ]

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m33tings are impurrtant business;;

[ ladypoetamagicien ]

Apparently, you own a SMALL BUSINESS.

You’ve been rifling through the planner on your side table in the apartment that supposedly belongs to you, and you’ve found it: an entry in your calendar that states: 9 O’CLOCK M33TING WITH ROSIE.

You don’t know who Rosie is, but boy, are you EXCITED for this meeting!

You get lost about six times on your way to your NEW AND EXCITING JOB (which is actually your OLD AND FORGOTTEN JOB), but you make it there around ten. There’s a slender, blonde human sitting inside the only conference room in the building; you assume this is probably the AFOREMENTIONED ROSIE, so you put on a smile and walk in to greet her.

MEULIN: (*ΦωΦ*) < HELLO ROSIE!!! SORRY I’M LATE; IT’S JUST THAT I THINK I HAVE AMNESIA OR SOMETHING AND I DIDN’T REMEMBER HOW TO GET HERE.

Totally smooth and not at all ridiculous, Meulin. Nice going.

#rosie01 #ladypoetamagicien #[ thread: m33tings are impurrtent business ]#[ grins at u ]

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go for the green;;

[ tallyhopeful ]

Your name is MEULIN LEIJON, and you’re fairly certain you’ve been here before.

Well, not before; you’re pretty sure you GOT here a long time ago, and that you’ve recently found yourself here again. Well...not again. But...here still, only -- only you’re different?

Your name is MEULIN LEIJON, and you’re confusing yourself.

Either way, you’re pattering along, minding your own business, when you see something you’ve never seen before: a HUMAN! At least, you think it’s a human; it looks a little bit like Cronus’s old human magazines and such, anyway. Before you know it, you’ve utterly slide-tackled the creature in a POUNCEHUG.

MEULIN: ( =①ω①=) < ZOOOOMFFG!!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER S33N!!! YOU LOOK LIKE...LIKE A PINK, HORNLESS TROLL!!!

#tallyhopeful #[ thread: go for the green ]#jake01 #[ starts OVER ]

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heartless;; hey, guys! i’m doing a total overhaul on meulin to reboot her muse, so i’m changing her canon point to pre-death, post-deafness sgrub meu. that means if we have relationships or threads currently, we’ll need to rebuild them.

if you just wanna drop our threads, i’d be more than okay with it! if you’d like to rebuild interactions with the “new” meu, feel free to message me. otherwise, if you’d like an interaction with her, please like this post. i’ll cap it at 4 so i don’t kill myself.

#[ ooc ]#ca rp ad

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lesserhalf replied to your post:✿ܓ!

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( =①ω①=)

#[ ooc ]#delete later

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The 24th (gif/icon) in your folder is your muse's reaction to receiving death threats.

#[ omg? ]#[ memes ]

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✿ܓ!

send me “✿ܓ” for a compliment from my muse to yours

❝WOOOOOW, YOU’RE SO PRETTY!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR HAIR AND HORN TYPE-THINGS!!!! YOU MUST HAVE SO MANY ADMIRERS!!!❞

#[ qurl ]#[ meme reply ]#[ thanks YOU i love u ]#lesserhalf

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THINGS I AM CURRENTLY IN LOVE WITH

I was tagged by: NO ONE but this looks fun one song: pray to god by calvin harris/haim two movies: snowpiercer and tekkonkinkreet three shows: unbreakable kimmy schmidt, the 100 (literally just in theory since i’m only like 15 minutes in), how to get away with murder four people: nate, lura, sonya, liv (with a special shoutout to cammie bc f*ck the rules) five foods: sushi, pad thai, frozen yogurt, chile verde, pie... six people to tag: LETS go with detectivised taureaus thewrathwithin justicescales arachno-phile and tipsygnostxlgic (plus anyone else who wants to ofc!)

#[ I THINK people probably means famous people but ]#[ kris jenner voice: i love my friends ]#[ memes ]#[ about the mun ]

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✿ܓ

send me “✿ܓ” for a compliment from my muse to yours

❝OOOOH!!! YOU’RE SO FASHIONABLE!!! AND YOUR HAIR...IT’S SO SOFT, AND SUCH A PRETTY COLOR!!!❞

#[ hi im meulin and there were no blondes on beforus so i'm obsessed with them ]#[ meme reply ]#[ thank you for sending this !!! ]#yvonnegabena

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✿ܓ

send me “✿ܓ” for a compliment from my muse to yours

❝YOU’RE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL!!! AND YOU SIGN SO WELL!!! IT’S SUCH A NICE SURPRISE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN DO THAT IN THE CITY.❞

#[ can't wait to rp this signage ]#[ meme reply ]#[ thanks beb ! ]#relaxationvault

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✿ܓ

send me “✿ܓ” for a compliment from my muse to yours

❝YOU’RE SO HANDSOME AND ELEGANT!!! AND YOU’RE A BORN KILLER. WELL...IF NOT BORN, THEN REBORN. I DON’T KNOW HOW ANYONE COULD NOT BE IMPRESSED WITH YOU.❞

#[ meme reply ]#[ twilight au where meulin is bella and kurloz is edward -- ]#[ actually lets not ]#[ thanks friend !! ]#sinisternocturne

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