WARNING: Immature humor , terrible selfies and bad jokes.
If you like my selfies or ask me stuff I will love you forever and probably elect you as the new pope
i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me
best scene in hamlet is the one where hamlet is like “well i cant kill claudius NOW!! he’s praying!! his soul has just been cleaned so he’ll just go to heaven and not hell like he deserves >:(”
and cut to claudius “i forgot how to pray!1FUCK!!!!! FUCK!!!!! I dont know how to pray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”