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the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney
it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone
edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth
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Can someone PLEASE get me that shittily drawn comic where the guy is like "watch this" and then throws his ass down really hard onto an upright pencil? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP
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Online argument finishing move
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Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!
Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.
(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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I think the funny thing is in the regular old DnD setting, if you're a wheeling dealing adventurer, you are ironically MORE abled in a wheelchair because they are basically mini magic vehicle. Flexing on your compatriots because they gotta take the long flight of stairs to see the grand wizard or whatever and you just float up.
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how did senshi say this with his mouth
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I love R. Dorothy Wayneright so much it’s unreal.
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Wizards (1977) - Avatar Vs. Blackwolf
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The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
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Continuing the idea of "Angels is Bugs" hear me out
HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT
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the results of the polls and their consequences
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Stop asking me if I'm the horse from Horsin' Around
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Poorly drawn events
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