you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

tbh the more time you spend around open, wild bodies of water like rivers, lakes and seas the more you begin to understand why pretty much every culture in the world has a similar eerie, hypnotically beautiful yet terrifying temptress figure who lures people into the depths to drown them and/or eat them in its folklore representing the seductive call of the water. it really is just like that.

“Harrowhark, I gave you my whole life and you didn’t even want it.”

copper my beloved

i do think the fandom's double standard for treating alecto like a girlboss bitchy angry divorcee slay queen who totally mislead john and fucked him over and then not doing this to nona, who is the same exact character just without trauma, is very much an example of weird victim-blaming. "oh alecto totally intentionally ruined john's life by picking him to help save her" she's a fucking planet. she doesn't even know how to put on pants.

love a canon (?) coffee shop AU

I am 100% convinced that G1deon the first us a hilarious dude.....its just that he us the type of straight man who reacts mostly with eyes/eyebrows

And we would know this if harrow was willing to look at him.

Sadly she wasnt...so we missed all the humor...

Rip G1deon....you and your namesake could have had whole conversation across a room without ever making a sound

it frustrates me to see people saying modern Gale would be an AI bro. Modern Gale would hate AI because there is no soul in it, no creativity; it is attempting to 'solve' art with math and he would find that stifling and depressing.

GORTASH IS THE AI BRO stop robbing him of his title. He would be blackmailing people with ai-cloned voices and likenesses, living his best life.

You’ve grown into someone who would have protected you as a child. And that is the most powerful move you made.

*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like

astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too

gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions

the whump fan’s dilemma

Please tell me other people can relate I’m having a crisis

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

not an immigrant. not a drag queen.

Every accusation is a confession.