Okay, Everyone needs to shut up and play Tetris. No, Shut the fuck up and play Tetris. I will not hesitate to throw away Team Fortress 2 and Undertale, Play Tetris right the fuck now!!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
AUGUST 6th, 2021
12 am Eastern Time (US)
5 am Greenwich Mean Time
6 am Central European Time
8 am Moscow Standard Time
1 pm Australian Western Time
2 pm Japan Standard Time
3:30 pm Australian Central Time
4 pm Australian Eastern Time
AUGUST 5th, 2021
11 pm Mountain Time (US)
9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
- Instead of "I'm going ghost!", Danny says "Guess I'll die!" (I know this joke has been done to death before but it's still funny)
- Danny has no regard for his secret identity and does horror movie-type ghostly stuff all the time like turning his neck 360 degrees. But no one ever realizes he's Phantom
- Tucker speaks Reddit, Sam has a Tumblr account and Danny makes Spongebob References (He doesn't use Social Media)
- He doesn't even think of a better name for himself. Someone just calls him "Invis-O-Bill" and he's like "Oh, I guess I'm doing this now"
- One day when the gang is smoking weed hanging out, Someone in his friend group shouts "DANNY PHANTOM" and Danny's like "GODDAMNIT!!!"
- Danny has repressed memories. It's nothing bad but when he tries to remember them, all he can see is a pair of objects that always go together and are always green and blue.
WHAT'S UP, FUCKERS!?! I'M THE LUCKIEST KING K. ROOL MAIN IN THE WORLD!! NOW GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME!! SMASH ULTIMATE, FINAL DESTINATION, NO ITEMS!!! I WILL PROVE MY WORTH!!!!!!!!!
Point us in the direction of whoever we need to decapitate have a civilized conversation with
I get a rude comment on Tumblr and I’m like “This is my turf. My blog. My drawing. My post. I am the Queen and you are just a lowly fool. Say goodbye.” I delete them, block them, smiling because I am more powerful.
Then I get a slightly passive aggressive comment on Instagram and I cower like a frightened deer, deleting the post even if I liked it and apologize vaguely on my insta story for “anything/art that may have been interpreted as offensive” and leave for a few hours, terrified to check if that commenter had looked at my story and will message me with letters of mockery. There is no god
I get a rude comment on Tumblr and I’m like “This is my turf. My blog. My drawing. My post. I am the Queen and you are just a lowly fool. Say goodbye.” I delete them, block them, smiling because I am more powerful.
Then I get a slightly passive aggressive comment on Instagram and I cower like a frightened deer, deleting the post even if I liked it and apologize vaguely on my insta story for “anything/art that may have been interpreted as offensive” and leave for a few hours, terrified to check if that commenter had looked at my story and will message me with letters of mockery. There is no god
So apparently you can't post Videos in a Reply on Tumblr... Fine.
I saw this post and being a fellow Sonic Fan, I couldn't help myself and added voices to them. All are done on uberduck.ai just like last time. And now I have several questions regarding the canonicity of this post and the implications of Sonic The Hedgehog existing in the same world as Thomas The Tank Engine
Art by @asktrio516. Go follow her or I'll steal your Gamecube
I was literally wondering today "What does P.M Seymour's Ponysona look like?"
ok but hear me out:
horse girl movie, but all of the main characters are lesbians (and the “love interest” guy is gay and has a crush on the main girl’s brother) and have crushes on one another. they are oblivious that the other girls are lesbians. they are the only ones who dont know.
this goes on for two hours until the big derby comes up and a sweet old lady asks each of them how their girlfriend is
Y'know if you just made all the horse girls just horses,
And if you look to your right, You'll find one of my greatest achievements
Today I learned about an app called uberduck.ai. Another popular character tts program that includes the voice of Thomas from Magic Railroad. So I did what any sane man would... I put that voice to some of @asktrio516's work.
Please go follow the blog. It recently hit 1,000 and the person behind it deserves the recognition