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meowmeowmage · 3 months

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I'm glad you stuck to hawkebela bc bowing to popular demand is how a fandom ends up a homogenous hellscape (coughBG3cough). But also, as a writer - during my very first fic I changed a ship to pander to readers and immediately regretted it so I've never and will never do that again. So you made the right choice imo

Personally there's nothing more offputting to me in a handers fic than fenhawke, whether it be past or for the other twin. In my book there's just 0 reasons why any pro-mage Hawke would even keep Fenris around as a friend, let alone want him in any romantic capacity, so that's just a yikes ship to me. And I sure af don't want more shit for Anders by making him and Fenris not only having to frequent the same "friends" group but also be sort of in-laws. The fandom's insistence on always including Fenris even in very pro-mage fics and not just letting his opinions and nasty comments slide but even baby him a lot of the time is why I just don't read DA2 fics anymore, nor check content in this fandom

My hc for Garrett and Marian twins is that Garrett romances Anders while Marian romances Isabela so every time there's a major event in Kirkwall, you can trace it back to a Hawke LI lmao

But also, Garrett and Marian being competitive about the dumbest shit is amusing to me

Marian: My girlfriend's actions indirectly got us the Champion title so I win

Garrett: Well, my boyfriend's actions forced us to finally leave the fucking garbage of a city that is Kirkwall so who's winning after all lmao

#the difference in how fenhawke fics treat anders vs how handers fics treat fenris is also why I'm just done with this fandom

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meowmeowmage · 3 months

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My hc for Garrett and Marian twins is that Garrett romances Anders while Marian romances Isabela so every time there's a major event in Kirkwall, you can trace it back to a Hawke LI lmao

But also, Garrett and Marian being competitive about the dumbest shit is amusing to me

Marian: My girlfriend's actions indirectly got us the Champion title so I win

Garrett: Well, my boyfriend's actions forced us to finally leave the fucking garbage of a city that is Kirkwall so who's winning after all lmao

#handers #hawke #anders #isabela #my posts

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meowmeowmage · 4 months

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cat dads club

#anders #gale #caleb #2/3 for me and simply bc i don't know anything about caleb #otherwise it probably would be 3/3

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meowmeowmage · 5 months

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Durge consumes the Noblestalk mushroom and regains a vivid durgetash memory from during their heist in the Hells

(2nd person pov because that's how memories work in the game. Written with my m!Durge in mind)

You feel a splitting headache for a moment before a memory comes rushing in. You are in a wide hallway, in a richly decorated home of some sort. The floor is littered with the corpses of dozens of Hell's denizens, blood still pooling under them - a clear sign of a battle just passed. And amongst the carnage, standing tall and bloodied, is a dark-haired man with a half-crazed grin on his face, chest still heaving from the fight, eyes alight with so much emotion you can almost drown in them. This feels cathartic to him somehow, a victory for more reasons than are apparent. And he is magnificent in his triumph.

A name tickles the edges of you mind - the man's name. Enver. He turns sharply towards you, dark eyes now hungry for a different reason. A few quick steps and he pushes you against the wall with enough force to rattle your skull a bit. You feel your lips pull in a wide grin, clearly enjoying yourself. He grins back at you, then sinks his teeth into your lower lip, breaking the skin a bit, enough to hurt just the right amount. He knows you so well. You bite back in return, his blood so sweet on your tongue, his lip so tender between your teeth, and his scent so heavy in the air. Your body sings with pleasure and urgency.

His clever bloodied fingers work both his and your own pants open, just enough. You don't have time, but your arousal cannot be ignored. He takes you both in his hand, coating your flesh with the blood of his enemies. It's depraved, vile, and absolutely glorious. The blood is still warm, but thickening with every stroke. Delicious, divine. Closer, closer, you're on the precipices...

With a snap the memory fades, and you're on your knees in the dirt of the Underdark, pants so tight it almost hurts. You will need to take care of your problem before venturing back to camp. You are left wondering about the man. This Enver person. Were the two of you lovers? Deep down in your heart you feel such connection. The type of bond that defies the gods. Was it ever the same for him you wonder.

#reblogging from my bg3 blog #i still can't believe i wrote a 2nd persoh pov #when i hate reading that pov #my first durgetash ficlet #durgetash is your only warning lmao #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #durgetash #nsft

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meowmeowmage · 5 months

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[Act 3 Bhaal Spoiler] I always found the reaction of Gale kinda lacking when you romance him after you denied Bhaal, how about an alternate reaction to it before Withers appears and after he appears? Dunno, I cannot see him being so damn chill about seeing you literally die and revive, maybe that as prompt? :D

I find the reaction extremely lacking as well. It was disappointing to play through that for sure so I'm happy to try my hand at inserting more emotion into these two scenes!

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Death

In hindsight, Lucas should've predicted that his father would dispose of him in his temple. And perhaps deep down he knew, but hope had blinded him. Ultimately, it was foolish of him to think he could escape Bhaal's leash unscathed, let alone alive.

As his body bent unnaturally, spine cracking, and every muscle screaming in agony, he forced his eyes to open one last time. The world was upside down but he had no trouble identifying the man running towards him, almost tripping on his new robe. Eyes wide in shock and horror, the weave at his fingertips, ready to cast a spell. But there was no spell that could save Lucas now.

Gale was shouting, or at least Lucas assumed he was. The world was fading fast, and sound had all but gone. It would've been better to come here alone, to die alone, than to subject Gale to watching his lover die in front of his very eyes, unable to do a single thing about it. But despite that, the selfish side of Lucas was happy that the last thing he saw was Gale. If only his face wasn't twisted by the downing realization of Lucas's impending death.

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Resurrection

A sharp pain twisted his body and Lucas woke up with a start. Everything felt on fire for a moment before blissful relief washed over and took away most of the pain, leaving him an exhausted panting heap on the hard cold ground.

A warm trembling hand was caressing his cheek as if in reverence, and Lucas opened his eyes with some effort. Gale was looking down at him, beautiful brown eyes swimming with tears. He blinked, and a droplet fell on Lucas's cheek, hot on his cool skin.

An almost unhinged laughter tore from Gale's throat, only to die moments later with a loud wet sob. Then he bent down to touch his forehead to Lucas's, hands cradling his lover's face.

"I thought I lost you," he whispered, voice rougher than usual, "No, I did lose you. You cannot-", a sharp intake of breath, more tears falling on Lucas's face, "please, do not leave me again, I cannot bear it."

A soft kiss on his lips and he was being pulled gently to his unsteady feet.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #spoilers #reblogging from my bg3 account #i finally wrote smth again after 2 months of nothing

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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The worst thing about being in an rpg fandom for me is the second person POV fics and posts. The moment I see "You-" and I just *shudders* instant nope

#this goes beyond me hating this pov but it's actively making me uncomfortable #the other bad thing about being in an rpg fandom is how many poeple have the thinking capacity of a rock #people*#da2 wasn't such an offender about the second person pov but bg3 sure is

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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Some of the companions will break up with mind flayer!Tav, Astarion needs an adjustment period, Shadowheart and Wyll will stay with their mind flayer companion but it will have to be discreet, Halsin's perspective is 'maybe we can build a community that will accept a mind flayer as part of it'

Meanwhile Gale's like "can't wait to have a huge fancy wedding to my mind flayer lover in front of Waterdeep and my entire family"

#this shows that gale is a ride or die lover. a full devotion lover. he loves tav so much it transcends everything #this is why none of the other companions and romances interest me #gale #bg3 #gale is husband material through and through love him #bg3 spoilers

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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Getting this scene in the Underdark was such an improvement on my first playthrough when I got it in the Goblin Camp of all places

#reblogging from my bg3 account bc i really like how these screenshots turned out #bg3

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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Worship In Moonlight (Gale x Tav)

Gale leaves his earring at the feet of Mystra's statue in Stormshore Tabernacle. Julian Tav is in a great mood and rewards him.

Or in other words - Gale gets an enthusiastic blowjob against Mystra's statue.

[ AO3 LINK ]

Julian is a wild magic sorcerer. He's not physically described in the fic but for the curious people - this is him

#self-reblog from my bg3 account #I'll eventually finish another fic for this ship #bg3

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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they deserved to be happy

#anders #kanders #karl

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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Re: the Anders vs Gale fight poll: your tag "why fistfight when they can kiss" has got me all 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀. God, just the idea of that! I haven't played the game, so I only know things, like, second-hand (and also I don'tgenerally write AUs), but I think your tag has inspired me to save up for a commission!

God, that idea is just...woof.

Hehe glad to be spreading the Gale/Anders agenda 😎

The way Gale talks about magic would be enough to make Anders swoon. But the moment he gets the astral sex scene experience, he's ruined for everyone else lmao

#asks #anders #gale

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meowmeowmage · 6 months

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Very important question to settle a debate between me and my friend

#why fistfight when they can kiss with tongue #but anders would win for sure #like that's not even a competition #poor beloved gale would crumble like paper #anders #gale

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meowmeowmage · 7 months

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