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mentallyunstableunicornwrites · 4 years

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Prompt 114

“Wha - Get your face out of my hair.” “I’m just trying to mask the smell of the shit floating around.”

There was a running joke, for as long as Viktor could remember, about how hockey players and male figure skaters just didn’t get along. Supposedly, hockey players saw male figure skaters as far too delicate and weak to compete in ‘real’ sports. Meanwhile, male figure skaters saw hockey players as brutish bulls with no manners. This was, of course, just a joke as far as he knew. He had always gotten along well with the hockey players that made up the Russian Olympic team. He even dated one in the past. If you asked him, Viktor would tell you that it was nothing more than a joke. Or, at least that is what he would have said before he arrived in Japan.

For a country that prided itself on their respectable nature, there were some instances where Japanese people were just plain rude to one another. Rivalries were common practice in Japan as it seemed everyone had the same goal, to the best at their craft. More than once Viktor had listened to a chef at one restaurant try to prevent him from giving his business to a rival restaurant blocks away. For the most part, the practice didn’t really bother him. On occasion, it was more of a nuisance than anything, but he didn’t really take it to heart and could overlook it most of the time. There was one group of people, however, that rubbed him the wrong way every time. Hockey players, in particular the recreation hockey team that trained out of Ice Castle.

Before Yuuri had returned to Japan and started training at Ice Castle again, the men’s recreation hockey team practiced for three hours on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights. They rented out the entire rink to themselves and had been doing so for the past three and a half years. Viktor knew that the Nishigori’s were not partial to the hockey team and found them to be a rather rude and destructive bunch, but they paid good money and that was something that they couldn’t afford to let pass them by. It was, perhaps, the hockey team alone that kept Ice Castle afloat during the economic recession that hit their region.

But the Nishigori’s were, at heart, a family of figure skaters. So, when Yuuri came back to Hasetsu they were more than happy to once again allow him access to the rink anytime he wanted provided it was not already booked out. For a while this was enough for Yuuri, after all, he had not really decided on having a competitive season after his last one ended so miserably. He mainly used the rink after closing hours, when the ice was clean and there were no wandering eyes (or in the case of the triplets, phones) to pry oh his private reintroduction to the ice. However, when Viktor blew in with the winter storm things changed, fast.

Ice time soon was something that Yuuri was needing and Viktor gladly booked Ice Castle for them, typically a day at a time. Tuesdays and Thursdays worked for them at first. Yuuri wasn’t allowed to touch the ice to train but that didn’t mean that he couldn’t learn from watching Viktor skate himself. After long runs and grueling weight training sessions in the gym, Yuuri would spend hours at a time watching and absorbing Viktor’s technique with nary a word passed between them.

As soon as Yuuri was ready to touch the ice, Yurio mysteriously appeared in all his angst-filled glory and ice time was needed in larger quantities. This meant stepping on a few toes, or rather skates, as Viktor appealed to the Nishigori’s for help. Viktor offered to pay double the usual rate for the hours the hockey team utilized in exchange for a Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule. It took a lot of convincing, but Viktor secured their much-needed ice time and the hockey team begrudgingly moved their practices to Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday morning,

Their first Wednesday practice was marred, however, by every locker in the locker room being covered in crusted over shaving foam. A gift from the hockey team for the new arrangement. Viktor prided himself on his ability to remain level headed in most situations. This, however, was not one of those situations. His anger seemed to amplify when he was in direct contact with Yurio who allowed a string of Russian expletives flow freely like a sailor who hadn’t seen land or a woman in months. Yuuri on the other hand just went to the cleaning closet, collected a bucket of water and a rag, and began cleaning the lockers.

Friday morning the trio arrived early just in case there were any other nasty surprises awaiting them in the locker room. Luckily, there was nothing more than the overwhelming stench of man sweat that typically followed one of the hockey team’s practices. They thought that they had got away scot-free until they went to hit the ice and found it to be unfinished with large divots carved out in random places. This time it was Yuuri who was angered by what the hockey team would later call a ' harmless prank’.

Yuuri grabbed Viktor’s hand and pulled him along to the office where they waited for Yuuko to show up. Yuuri relayed what had happened to her in a calm manner but made it very clear that something needed to be done. Upon seeing the chaos of the rink herself Yuuko agreed and called for a meeting between the skaters and the leaders of the hockey team later that night.

Viktor, Yuuri, And Yurio took their time patching the ice carefully, ensuring they packed each divot well with ice shavings before giving it a cleaning with the Zamboni. Yuuri was silent through the process but Viktor could feel the anger radiating off of him in waves. It seemed like he took it personally.

Later that night while they awaited the representative from the hockey team, Viktor lounged against the wall along the back of the office while Yuuri stood a few paces in front of him, eyes glued to the security footage that was paused on the small TV in the corner. Yuuko sat behind her desk, a small stack of papers in front of her, occasionally thumbing through them to ensure everything she needed was there. The knock on the door seemed to jar Yuuri out of his thinking as the door swung open and admitted a large muscular man who was dressed as a repair technician. Viktor assumed he must have come directly from work.

“I assume you know why I asked you to come in tonight?” Yuuko asked Eiji Shimoto, the captain of the hockey team.

“Sorry to say that I don’t really. You said that you wanted to review our unofficial contract with the rink.” He sounded genuine, it was a good act, but the lie angered Viktor.

He stepped forward until his chest was practically resting against Yuuri’s back and then proceeded to bury his face in Yuuri’s hair managing to both startle and completely fluster the man in the process.

“Wah-! Get your face out of my hair!” Yuuri yelped in a panic as he pulled away and turned to look at Viktor with a bright red face.

“I’m just trying to mask the smell of the shit floating around,” Viktor said innocently as he pegged Shimoto with a glare. Shimoto did his best to look confused but his face suddenly fell as Yuuko turned on the television and played the security footage for everyone to see. The entire hockey team was seen purposefully chipping away at the ice with the tips of their skates. Shimoto at least had enough decency to look at the floor in shame after he realized that he had been caught.

“You are lucky that Yuuri came to me and not my husband with this kind of information otherwise I am sure that there would be worse consequences then your team not being allowed to practice here any longer.” Yuuko may have been a small woman but she spoke with such authority that Shimoto said nothing in response.

“What you did was reckless.” Yuuri followed up, his voice was as sharpened with the anger that he held back all day. “The three of us that booked this ice time are international champions for our respective countries. Viktor here is an Olympic gold medalist. This is how we make our living.” He took a step closer to Shimoto who seemed to have shrunk in the process of the verbal lashing.

“You could have ended someone’s career. All it would have taken is one of us not noticing a single gouged piece of ice while we were patching up your mess and hitting it wrong. We don’t hide behind pads that protect us when we fall. When we fall, we don’t tend to do it from a low height because unlike hockey players, we are taught how to fly high above the ice.” He took another step forward and gestured at Shimoto’s outfit.

“Unlike you, we don’t have a day job to fall back on should we be injured in a way that removes us from the ice. What gives you the right to toy with the safety and quite possibly the lives of other people. If you were so opposed to the arrangement, you should have said something instead of acting like toddlers. What kind of adult puts shaving cream all over the locker room because they are upset with an arrangement they agreed to. What kind of human destroys a person’s property because they didn’t like being told that they had to be flexible.” He took one more step forward until he was face to face with Shimoto and then pretended to smell the air.

“Let’s go Viktor, I trust Yuuko can hand the rest of this and I am starting to smell that shit you were talking about earlier.” He abruptly spun on his heels and left the room. All the dazed Viktor could do was follow him as he was told to.

They walked out to the front of Ice Castle before Yuuri slowed his pace and stopped. It was only then that Viktor noticed he was shaking with the anger that boiled inside him. Viktor didn’t think twice before he wrapped his arms around Yuuri, the Japanese man tensing momentarily in his hold before finally relaxing and allowing himself to be held.

“You were brilliant,” Viktor whispered.

“I was angry.” Yuuri quietly countered, “All I could think about the whole day was what would happen if we missed one of the divots. What if-” He sighed in frustration trying to get the words to form in his mouth.

“What if you had hit one of the divots and gotten hurt.” He finally whispered.

“Oh, Yuuri, my sweet Yuuri,” Viktor whispered back and held him tighter. They stood there for a long moment saying nothing beyond that. A part of Viktor didn’t want this moment to end, it was the first time that Yuuri had allowed him physical contact since the banquet at the Grand Prix. But the logical side of him knew that it was getting late and after a hard day of training Yuuri was more than likely running on fumes.

“Come now,” He said gently stepping back, “Let’s go home”

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mentallyunstableunicornwrites · 4 years

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@inlovewithyoi This one? HAHAHA

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Is he mad that I called him narcissist in group chat?

Let’s do some spirit breaking exercises!

Well you certainly proved a point. I’m just not sure if it was the one that you wanted.

Was I actually supposed to catch that? Because I didn’t.

Honeymoon suite? Really? Are you trying to subtly hint me something?

Thank God for your whorish ways.

I know what I’m trying to write Google, stop trying to fuck me over.

Why does he look like he’s holding her captive?

I’m stuck in this fucking chair.

This is passive aggressive cheerleading.

Stop wiping your fingers on me!

With jokes like those, you’ll be kicked off of the bed.

This is more expensive than drugs.

Did I just watch you give yourself whiplash.

We could fly your family here. Get married right here.

Are you sure you don’t want to take off even one of the eight layers of clothing you have on?

Aside peasant! I came to see your cats, not you.

The groceries don’t just magically appear in the fridge!

Just give me one good non-movie example?

Stop trying to play grown ups with me.

Your cursing just makes me giggle.

Try something else if you wanna be intimidating.

Don’t lock me in here!

Just tie your damn shoes.

“Nothing more satisfying than watching a fire that you started.” “You sound like an arsonist every day more and more.”

We shouldn’t be so excited about jenga.

If I couldn’t look back at the texts from last night, I would never know where the hell I was.

Okay… That is now settled, yeah? Maybe we can now get out of here and get the lunch that I was promised.

I over shared, right? I’ll dial it back a bit.

I didn’t know you were emotionally attached to this dress.

Did you steal the women’s magazines from the dentist office again?

My most annoying habits include following my loved ones around singing annoying songs.

We really need to stop race-walking everywhere.

We need to work on your small talk. Asking new people you meet how they would like to die is kinda creepy.

“You would know if I was trying to threaten you.” “I think that just was a threat!”

There’s usually a reason when people don’t return my phone calls but I’m not sure what I have ever done anything to make them not like me.

The armband is an nice addiction to the already ambiguous getup.

Combining the curse words doesn’t make the more hurtful! It’s just momentarily makes everybody confused!

Was that supposed to be wink or did you blink at different times on purpose?

“It’s nothing personal.” “Do you somehow think that saying that after the shitfest that came out of your mouth will diffuse the situation?”

Well if my sleeping schedule already wasn’t ran over by a train, it is now.

“Could I have a strand of your hair?” “What, I’m not fucking Galadriel!”

Why are we attempting to jump rope with an apron? In our kitchen. This early in the morning.

Ah… Why did you have to drop the camera on me?

How about you don’t touch me and you have somebody else pat me down instead?

Raise your hand if you want a speaking turn, asshole.

The grey hairs are really popping out tonight.

“It’s a violent world.” “Well could you stop contributing to it?”

What does your middle finger gesture other than to telling me what finger I’m gonna make them to cut off?

She gets you out of one problem and you go and create an another one.

When we go in, don’t do anything fucking weird you usually do.

Why didn’t nobody tell me that the assholes were coming here too?

This is the shit that annoys her. And you still keep doing that.

I did do that. But it was mostly an accident, so…

Maybe you shouldn’t pre-game this time.

You know you are going to just known as partly as my wife.

Lot of the guys still owe him favors.

You did spend lot of quality time in my bathroom for what it’s worth.

And he’s trying to call me stupid though he’s doing the same shit.

You are trying to redeem yourself, don’t think that isn’t being noticed.

You are allowed to be mad at her.

You were going to drop to one knee and propose.

Doesn’t matter what happens, who we are years from now… You call me and I’ll always listen.

I think that ‘fuck you’ should be directed at your mother.

Hand on heart, 15 years of friendship and this is the most impressed I have ever been of you.

I just want to say… I don’t think I have done enough bad things to deserve this.

The idiot in me - which is a big part of me - tells me that this can’t be that bad of an idea.

Sorry, I was listening to the other motherfucker screaming at me!

The attitude is shirry but I’m dealing with it.

Did you just throw a cup of noodles in his face? I know it’s very early - but are we the stupidest so far?

It’s such a bad moment when she is the smart one.

Who’s saying that my ADHD makes me shit at problem solving?

You went through all of that alone. And now you don’t need to.

She’s willing to give all that and you are still judging.

I didn’t think they would let me do it so when they did I had no choice other than to actually do it.

I’ll be watching it like a fucking hawk!

Did we just got taken out by an camper van?!

How nice of you to think that my old college shirts fit me anymore.

This is exactly why I stopped going outside with you! Nobody would ever chase me if I was on my own!

You don’t let that fucking hand head and soon we are gonna be amputing the thing!

I don’t know where the fuck you came from but go back there!

I’m not disputing you don’t have brain damage - I’m just telling you to let somebody else diagnose you than yourself.

Ugh, get it together. Fucking weak…

You are the bitch I never wanted but always had. You think I’ll get on my knees to beg? No.

“What is that white sponge?” “Tofu. It’s tofu.”

Hold your tongue. You still need more evidence to make this all stick. I thought this was going to be witty but this is just creepy.

“You got them dad jokes?” “Yeah man, I got ‘em dad jokes.”

My whole apartment could fucking fit in here!

His therapist called it a tyranny.

It’s a tattoo she’s been hiding from you - not a secret child! Why are you worked up about it?

Next time you wanna mess around with face paint, please don’t sleep with it.

“Somebody’s at the door.” “Maybe it’s the neighbours door…”

Hey, gimme a hair tie. I have broken every single one I own today and I’m too close to cutting my hair off.

When was the last concussion you had?

“Why did you have to do that?” “It made you laugh. That’s why.”

Let her get up by herself.

Are we seeing somebody about to be slapped?

That’s painful. I don’t care what you try to tell me to deny it.

“Look! I told you I could fix it!” “Luck. Nothing else.”

You really want me to dump all the information at once to him? You don’t think that will destroy him?

Dedication usually goes hand in hand with loyalty.

Some manage better with pain than others.

Do you want to play a coroner for awhile?

That is the most broken thing I have ever seen. No amount of glue is going to keep tha together.

“Why are you staring at him?” “Well I don’t know why you are, but I’m practicing my kill stare.”

Do you really think that they will march to your orders for much longer?

“Do you know what you are doing?” “Good question. You are about to fuck a man who kinda is dangerous.”

I have gotten a lot of death threats before but this is very specific.

“You are going to impersonate a government agent?” “And you are about to impersonate my partner in crime, so smile a little and pretend that you don’t hate this plan.”

It went where I pointed it. That was the point, right?

Pretending to be matador are we?

We both know you’re a lot more stronger than you pretend to be.

You brided the pilot with that? I’m impressed by you and currently concerned that he’s our pilot.

“Wha - Get your face out of my hair.” “I’m just trying to mask the smell of the shit floating around.”

Was that an attempt to guess my real name or just make fun of it?

I’ll act as your wingman but I need you to come with me to a waterpark tomorrow.

Try to wear your clothes the next time.

Should we call the Ghostbusters?

Are you sexting my boyfriend for me?

How are you so dumb? It’s red food coloring.

Are you suggesting an orgy?

This is a business meeting not an grope meeting.

Why are we braiding things into his hair?

Are we going to pretend that we have a child or are we owning up that we drink kid’s juice boxes?

No wonder that your parents like your brother better than you.

I told you they would get infected

You got an another cracked rib? Wow.

Don’t touch the car. Don’t even look at it, don’t breathe on it.

I’d like to say that I have learned.

At least for once we can be thankful for your incredibly bad aim.

Who knew it would cause an catastrophic chain reaction?

There’s a lot of information being redacted.

If you’re going to be sick, do it in the soup so rest of us don’t need to suffer.

I think this itself will be punishment enough.

This is not chicken, no matter how much this tastes like one.

Please forward the information forward like you are asked to.

If any of the foods have surprise in their names, do not order it.

Mixing the two was funny the first time but the staff won’t tolerate if that happens again.

That shirt is at least one size too small.

That is no longer a good excuse for this.

You can’t just make somebody to punch themselves in the face as a punishment.

You are asking me, a government worker, to fabricate papers.

“Are you suggesting that he’s an sadist?” “No. I’m just simply telling you that he’s an sadist.”

This is not exactly recreational purpose is it?

If you were any shorter I’d lose you in the crowd.

Are we going to ignore the inhaling of narcotic drugs going on in the corner?

We are actually going to gossip about senior staff member when they could actually be listening on us?

Are you actually stealing a wig from the Lost and Found?

You replaced his ADD meds with this?

You are kind of good at arm wrestling if nothing else.

She would definitely be the first one to turn to cannibalism.

You are expected to report to Medical before 8 am.

You are only restricting your brain.

I’m not going to pretend I even remotely know what I’m being punished for.

For once I’m feeling very pleased about being patronized.

I have just gotten my first death threat!

I’m trying out here trying to lower their morale.

Please take this tiny bit more seriously than the last time there was a fire.

I mean, they were dumb enough to believe it in the first place so I think we should just continue with it.

You think we should remind them that they are perfectly fluent in English or let them find out themselves?

Can I administer my own punishment?

As if spinning on the chair wasn’t dangerous on its own, you are doing it standing up!

I never thought I’d have to yell about there being a very poisonous snake being in my bathtub.

If you giggle about it one more time I’m banishing you.

You are twice my age, you should know better.

Watching you destroy my ex-wife’s car was incredibly scary but I applaud you for going through with it.

I go to a therapist regularly and there’s a good reason to it.

This is not very acceptable attire.

Not the time for costume change!

I really want to win and having you in my team will work against that. This was side tracked so much from just trying to not die alone.

“What you have done is made an massive cupcake.” “It’s a cake.”

They always use us in demonstrations so you can just look forward to that.

Drive closer I want to kick their car!

I might have just gone terribly wrong here.

What does that say, ‘Fuck you’? How terribly rude of you.

Threatening me with that would work but I also don’t give a damn.

I mean you want to be the laughing stock of the family, go ahead.

Your idea of a party involves diving through windows.

They clean these weekly, so if you don’t want that stolen, I’d suggest you to move it away.

Watching you trying to do strike that match was the best thing I’ve ever watched.

“What do you got?” “A headache.”

I already have my phone giving my earthquake warnings, I don’t need you to call me to too.

I might need you to open this for me.

We just hoped that you’d wouldn’t get stomped on.

You shouldn’t try to contact the dead if you don’t even have anything to ask them.

I’m quite afraid of children. Specially yours.

I think this would qualify in an normal workplace as some type of harassment.

You fried the circuitry and locked your mother outside. Proud now?

You are exacerbating the situation.

“Think yourself for once.” “No thanks.”

I already got them to admit that they like you.

That was extremely creative way to use duct tape.

There are lot of immoral ways to do this.

If she gets disgusted by that, you are going to need to stop it.

“Rock Paper Scissors?” “To what? To which one of us will punch him?”

If you are unsure, I can definitely check your intel again.

You want me to throw popcorn at him or something?

Were you going to punch me?

We aren’t still recovered from the last thing.

I don’t know how to hang this shit up so I’m just leaving it in on the floor.

I appreciate the eagerness, I really do, but you need to stop following me around.

I doubt they’re still alive.

We shouldn’t restrict ourselves.

“Do you want to know what you just ate?” “Please, just don’t. I don’t have time to eat again if I throw up.”

When I volunteered, I didn’t know that they were expecting me to show up dressed up as that!

Now I think that our definition of stealthy is vastly different.

Don’t try to shorten already shortened word!

I don’t know if you know this but crowbars are to use prying open doors and stuff, not this.

I don’t know why I bothered to ask when I already knew that you weren’t going to answer.

Are you really asking tips from me to a perfect professional relationship?

You still haven’t told her that that’s not your actual name?

Usually when somebody offers to kill somebody for you, you say no.

All hands on deck tonight.

“You took them swimming?” “No I just poured water on them to get the illusion.”

Seeing you out of a suit is actually quite disturbing.

It’s like we have dress code for a reason.

You are currently laughing at your future boss’ embarrassment.

This is not great for my addictive personality.

I’m not letting you tattoo that on your body.

It’s a rare event that we both are in the same room together.

He isn’t as smart as he looks.

Shut up Beckett, we are in the same bot as them!

So many questions to be asked - let’s kicked off with the fucking shoes.

I’m so frightened. I’m so bloody scared.

Everybody involved in that - Fuck you, you almost made me piss myself.

You just shaved, how do you have a 5 o'clock already.

So what is this? You put on an blazer but got afraid that you look too professional and decided to wear a hoodie under it?

You are being incredibly British right now.

It’s an interesting contrast.

Have you actually gotten him to do this so you can stare at his abs and sit on your ass at the same time?

A pathological liar? Who knew.

You know what to do, don’t mess it up.

“What do you got?” “A goddamn hiccups.”

You are on duty. You shouldn’t be singing along to this shit.

Sure, I love stalkery pick up lines. Who doesn’t?

“Are you an absolute idiot!” “I’d like to answer no, but you might scream at me even more.”

“What the hell are you doing?” “I’m drawing chalk outline where he passed out so he has more things to clean up when he wakes up.”

No sympathy to spare? We keep hoping that somebody takes him out of the business but nobody yet has.

Since you didn’t give me much to work with, this is all you get.

You are obviously in pain! Your hands are shaking!

I’m determined to carry this conversation.

“Stick your leg out.” “No! Stick your own goddamn leg out if you wanna see what happens.”

How the hell is he going to blame you when you were nowhere close to him when that happened?

All the right things happened, not just in the order we wanted to.

And no matter what have happened, he stills wants to see the best in us.

Let’s dish out some punishment then.

You know they can charge you for theft, right?

You just hit little too hard. I’m fine, though.

I think he might be confused about the fact that he doesn’t live here - but I’m afraid to tell him that.

Just don’t look like you are in pain.

That is the fighting pride that I’m talking about.

“I’m not suicidal!” “You drove your car onto a runway! In front of a jumbo jet!”

Attention! Keep the insane man away from me, please! Thank you.

I don’t like them but I do think it’s bit too excessive to start a car chase over this.

“Aren’t you going to intervene?” “I’m wearing a very expensive jacket that I’m not going to get blood on.”

Why did you even try to dive into a hot tub?

I don’t know who the fuck keeps sneezing but you gotta fucking stop!

“Nobody is hot without abs.” “Oh boy, here she goes again. I’m gonna go grab a drink.”

What’s the hurry? Do you have dinner reservations to get to?

Is ducktales back on the conversation list?

How about you try to not throw things at dad when he’s already pissed off?

“I mean he’s a good driver…” “You are not allowed to date somebody just because they’re "good at driving”!

You have sneezed one time - you are not allergic!

How about you stop whispering nasty things into your girlfriend’s ear and concentrate instead?

Sure, he almost killed a guy, but he did say some stupid shit to deserve it.

I don’t think anybody could do your job hungover. Expect maybe you.

Why is your hand down? Keep the wound above your heart!

I would like to know why you are directing your anger towards me

My eyelashes are stuck together because you made me cry.

“Why are you trying to turn my every insult into a compliment?” “Because you are rude and nobody likes rude people.”

Why are you trying to squeeze the life out of that apple? What did it do to you?

Why are you trying to work that word in every sentence?

The nasty khakis are burning my irises.

We were just trying to distract ourselves of our reality. Don’t make deeper than that.

And do you honestly think that it’s your decision to make? That you can craft me a happy ending from all this shit?

Threatening them is not getting you anywhere you want to go.

I don’t know if you have realized it yet but he does hold grudges little too long.

Their names are the next on my list.

Super clue has never been funny!

Is this supposed to be the bazooka we were talking about? Little small is it not?

Are you banishing me outside like a dog? Bab - The dog cannot sleep on my side!

If I wanted you to color-commentator in my life, I wouldn’t have chosen you.

I’ll be honest, I’m not fan of how tall he is. He could be like inch shorter, really.

Are we starting this fight were we ended it yesterday?

Did you try to stab him with a yardstick ? What is wrong with you?

“I’m glad you are here.” “Really? Admitting that you missed me, are we?”

Uh - shit, okay - That’s an open wound. I can see bone. I have to fucking go.

This is PR nightmare. And I have to deal with it.

See what happened here is that he thinks I’m an idiot.

That would have been the first time anybody would have been actually killed by a meme.

You talk about them like they are weapons - so why is my concern that you will use them as such being ignored?

If you aren’t going to help me save you that isn’t going to work.

Should I be worried you know where I live?

I feel like you are weirdly trying to force me to be your friend.

“Who was the funeral?” “Well it was a funeral.”

Rude and an illiterate. Two redeeming qualities in a man.

Apologizing for saying sorry doesn’t really… you know, work?

Are you taking a break or are you hurt?

“How is the hand?” “Like a pregnant woman was clutching it for 6 hours of labour.”

My shift is over. Let me go eat food and cry over my painful feet.

Which one of us is gonna climb through the window to get us inside?

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mentallyunstableunicornwrites · 4 years

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prompt list i. ♡

angst.

“(Name)! Open the door!”

“I can’t pretend anymore.”

“How could you ask me that?”

“You lied to me!”

“You can’t see me.”

“If I’m a monster, what are you?”

“Tell me I’m wrong.”

“You’re scaring me.”

“Get the hell out.”

“I thought you were dead.”

“I’m not losing you again.”

“Why do you care?”

“Don’t you dare walk out that door.”

“You’re not safe here.”

“That sounds a lot like ‘goodbye.’”

“You broke my heart.”

“What is this? What are we really?”

“I’m sorry but.. who are you?”

“Why aren’t you with her?”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“This isn’t you.”

“You’ve hurt me enough already.”

“I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”

“I won’t forgive you for this.”

“There was never an ‘us.’”

“I never loved you.”

“It was never supposed to come to this.”

“Do you really think I’m happy?”

fluff & romance.

“Tell me again.”

“Marry me.”

“Do you trust me?”

“It’s freezing. Come here.”

“I’ve got you.”

“Because I love you.”

“Don’t ever let me go.”

“I’ve loved you for years.”

“Stay. Please.”

“I can’t imagine my life without you in it anymore.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“Always.”

“Look, a shooting star! Make a wish.”

“Is that.. my shirt?”

“I think I love you.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“Can I stay with you?”

“I can’t sleep.”

“Take my bed tonight. I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“It made me think of you.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“You’re basically a marshmallow. Perfect for cuddling.”

“It’s always been you.”

“Move over.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Truth or dare?”

“I could kiss you right now.”

“I love you, but stop talking.”

“Quit it! You’re hogging the blankets!”

“I’d hurt anyone who ever left a scar on you.”

“You’re cute when you’re half asleep.”

“Did you just hit me? With a pillow? Oh. It’s on now.”

“Why did you choose me?”

“Are you.. blushing?”

“Take my hand.”

concern & upset.

“You’re shaking.”

“Call me when you get this. It’s urgent.”

“You’re bleeding.”

“I can’t breathe.”

“What happened back there?”

“Wake up. Please wake up.”

“Let me help you.”

“Shh. Come here. It’s just a nightmare.”

“Don’t touch me!”

“Please don’t leave me alone.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“It’s okay. I’m here.”

“Hear that? I’m alive. I’m right here.”

“I don’t want your apology.”

“Stop pretending like everything is fine!”

“Have you lost your damn mind?”

“I’m begging you. Please.”

“You’re going to be okay. Everything is going to be fine.”

“I know hurts, but you have to stay awake, okay?”

“Of course I care.”

“You’re safe now.”

“How much did you have to drink?”

“Let me take you home.”

“What the hell were you thinking? You could have been hurt.”

“Shh. Don’t cry.”

“You need to rest.”

dramatic.

“I can’t feel my legs.”

“Put the gun down.”

“I’ll do it even if it kills me.”

“Let her/him go!”

“Take me instead.”

“Don’t touch her/him.”

“How is this possible? I watched you die.”

“Break them.”

“(Name)! Take my hand!”

“Don’t you die on me!”

“Open your eyes!”

“What have you done?”

“Save yourself.”

“You’re not gonna die on me.”

“Lucky shot.”

“Why can’t I see you?”

“Come back to me.”

“I’ve already lost her once. I won’t lose her again.”

“Get out of here! It’s a trap.”

“What are you doing here? It’s too dangerous!”

“Do you want to die?”

“Helps on the way. You just have to hold on a little longer.”

sassy.

“Bite me.”

“I didn’t believe you cared.”

“You’re jealous.”

“Hmm. So you do have feelings.”

“I dare you.”

“You may be attractive, but I’m not sleeping with you.”

“You know what? Forget it.”

“Did you really think I’d fall for that?”

“I’d like to see you try.”

“I don’t recall asking for your opinion on the matter.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“Watch me.”

“I’m fully capable of kicking your ass.”

“How did my back feel when you stabbed me?”

“Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.”

“If you want me, come and get me.”

“Such poison from a pretty, honeyed mouth.”

“You’re dead.”

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Prompt List

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar.

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

“You take my breath away,” “…” “y’know, like the song haha”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.”

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12. “Give me attention.”

13. “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14. “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15. “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16. “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18. “Well, that’s tragic.”

19. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21. “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24. “Did you just hiss at me?”

25. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27. “No. Regrets.”

28. “How drunk was I?”

29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32. “I could punch you right now.”

33. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36. “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS:

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead

Kiss on the nose

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing

Top Of Head Kisses

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