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"Words of caution: If an opponent is treating the fight like it's a game while you are throwing everything you got into it... Guess what? It IS a game. And you are losing."
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"I've never been a fan of edibles. Those little gummies?"
"It's like a....... I want to say a sensory thing? Like you can't have just one potato chip or just one gummy bear type of thing. It's why i prefer things like rice crispy treats or brownies. Something with a bit more substance to keep away that itch to eat more than you should."
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"If you ever feel you aren't pretty, remember this. It's not that you aren't pretty, because you are, It's that you just aren't your type! Have some self-confidence!"
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"Oh, well NOW you're just giving me ideas~" He's putting them away but he has a shit-eating grin all the while.
"I don't watch tv. I also have no shame! Come on Hax, i know you can give me something better than that~"
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"I don't watch tv. I also have no shame! Come on Hax, i know you can give me something better than that~"
"All i have are like.... 7 pairs of shorts. You'll see me naked more but that's not an issue for me."
#Roako IC!#HH/HB Verse!#oflostinfound#He will walk right out of his britches and not care one bit XD
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"All i have are like.... 7 pairs of shorts. You'll see me naked more but that's not an issue for me."
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Roako: Cooks some amazing kabobs!
Also Roako: Doesn't put spices back where they belong.
|| 💛 ||: ❝ I'm going into your closet with a seam ripper. ❞
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Never have I ever!
Send in 🍹 + a question. If my muse has done it, they will take a drink. If not, no drink.
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There's so few cutscenes in Dragon's dogma 2.....
It's HELL getting icons for Raza! I be trying but there's SO MUCH TO DO and SO MUCH AREA TO COVER!!!
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First Meeting Whump Ideas #5
[Part 4]
- A and B are fellow hostages during a robbery
- A stumbles and spills their fresh, scalding hot coffee on B
- A hops the fence into B’s yard while running from a pursuer
- A lets B borrow their sunglasses when they get a bad migraine
- A is a smoker. Secondhand smoke triggers B into an asthma attack
- A offers to share their sunscreen when they notice B is getting really sunburnt
- A and B are both geocachers. A gets injured on the trek to the cache and B happens upon them
- A gets really anxious/airsick on planes. B is the passenger next to them who tries to keep them calm
- A comes to their neighbor B’s door, complaining that the flowers they’ve planted are aggravating their allergies
- A takes a bad fall while learning how to ice skate. B is the one who goes to help them up instead of laughing like everyone else
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Fun Ways to Meet Characters
Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation
Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet
By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up
Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life
Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)
Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family
By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet
Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position
By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting
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* 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : a selection of roleplay ask prompts to serve as a slightly less typical basis for first encounters between muses . any of these prompts may be modified or added onto accordingly to suit, as some are more vague so as to not limit interaction.
[ TRAPPED ] : both muses live / work in the same multi-storey building and get trapped in an elevator together
[ LAST ] : both muses are at a store, sender just bought the last of an item reciever wanted ( feel free to specify what item )
[ MIXED ] : in a restaurant or cafe, both muses’ orders are swapped due to a mix up
[ AISLE ] : both muses meet at a wedding of mutual acquaintances.
[ TEACH ] : sender has taken up a new hobby / sport and is assigned receiver as their instructor
[ TRAVEL ] : both travelling solo, our muses end up sat next to each other on a long haul journey
[ DOUBLE BOOKED ] : due to an error, both muses are assigned the same room at a hotel
[ GAME ] : both muses meet at an arcade after an ongoing search to find out who has been beating the other’s high score
[ STUCK ] : sender gets their arm stuck in a vending machine and turns to receiver for help
[ WORK ] : both muses are tasked by their shared boss to work together for a project / mission, etc ( feel free to specify )
[ SET UP ] : both muses meet on a blind date after being set up by mutual acquaintances.
[ DATE ] : both muses keep encountering each other at the same locations while on unsuccessful dates with other people
[ TARGET ] : both muses meet while targeting the same person ( feel free to specify - could be a theft, investigation, murder, etc )
[ RUN ] : sender encounters receiver while escaping from pursuers
[ LOST ] : sender drunkenly stumbles into reciever’s property after losing their way
[ BATTLE ] : both muses are forced to work together when caught up in a brawl
[ QUEUE ] : both muses meet while waiting in line somewhere ( feel free to specify )
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"Tell you what. Let me get this tooth thing out of my system, and then i'll give you a nibble. Immune to heat or not, i doubt you'd enjoy having chunks taken out of you."
"Absolutely NO rubber or any other material that melts with heat. Fire and rubber don't mix!" That just sounded gross!!!
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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry, but there's something inherently funny to seeing a dragon chewing a chew toy xD
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....He HATES that you aren't wrong about that.... He'd laugh too if he wasn't the one going through it!
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"Absolutely NO rubber or any other material that melts with heat. Fire and rubber don't mix!" That just sounded gross!!!
"so i might get free dragon teeth?" That didn't exactly dissuade her. "but if ya really wanna not bite me, then I do have some big bones ya can naw on instead!"
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"Free demon dragon teeth, but yeah."
"...Bones might work. Honestly i didn't think if them because they usually snap, shatter and splinter.... If i take it slow and sort of gnaw on them instead of straight up biting them, it could work though."
"so i might get free dragon teeth?" That didn't exactly dissuade her. "but if ya really wanna not bite me, then I do have some big bones ya can naw on instead!"
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"It's tempting.... In a lot of ways, it is tempting.... But no, right now i think i might be losing some of my teeth to grow in new ones. If i bite down on a person, it might very well go badly and actually hurt someone. If i was going to do that, i'd bite down on someone i want to hurt."
"...My teeth are itching...."
"Does anybody have something for me to bite? Something hard yet soft? Like…A giant brick of gum that's a little harder than normal or something??"
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"...My teeth are itching...."
"Does anybody have something for me to bite? Something hard yet soft? Like…A giant brick of gum that's a little harder than normal or something??"
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