A fun Game.
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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lesbians are so awesome I wish they were real
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wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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me joining a discord server- “hello!”
guy named floyd- “hi! would you like a colour role?”
me- “what does that mean?”
floyd- “it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example”
me- “cool ok! so what colors can i have then?”
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Clovilowper from Creatures of Sonaria
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I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people
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if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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