melinda-qiaolian-may
Daisy made me make this.
Agent of Shield. Bus Mom. Wife to Phil Coulson.
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For some reason half the blogs following me are porn blogs. I will block and delete them at some point.
Gross porn blogs:
What is it about my page that entices you? I’m not interested! Get lost!
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I am not, nor have I ever been, sweet. Coulson is adorable though.
it was kinda cute
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That's true.
About Hunter
S.H.I.E.L.D. agent
Husband to Bobbi Morse (most of the time)
Father to Isabelle Mackenzie Hunter
Former British soldier and mercenary
Everyone calls him Hunter
Born March 20, 1982
Blog Rules (Mun Speaking)
SFW blog
Keep asks respectful and safe for everyone to read
I would prefer no language
Uncomfortable topics will be politely ignored
No godmodding
This character is already in a married so please do not try to ship yourself with Hunter
Have fun
Friends
Bobbi Morse (my wife)- @mockingbob-19 Leo Fitz- @asklilmonkeyfitz Jemma Simmons- @ask-jemma-fitz-simmons Melinda May- @melinda-qiaolian-may Lottie Lokisdottir- @lottie-lokisdottir Send me an ask and maybe you can be added to the list!!!!
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We're not friends. I put up with you for Bobbi's sake.
About Hunter
S.H.I.E.L.D. agent
Husband to Bobbi Morse (most of the time)
Father to Isabelle Mackenzie Hunter
Former British soldier and mercenary
Everyone calls him Hunter
Born March 20, 1982
Blog Rules (Mun Speaking)
SFW blog
Keep asks respectful and safe for everyone to read
I would prefer no language
Uncomfortable topics will be politely ignored
No godmodding
This character is already in a married so please do not try to ship yourself with Hunter
Have fun
Friends
Bobbi Morse (my wife)- @mockingbob-19 Leo Fitz- @asklilmonkeyfitz Jemma Simmons- @ask-jemma-fitz-simmons Melinda May- @melinda-qiaolian-may Lottie Lokisdottir- @lottie-lokisdottir Send me an ask and maybe you can be added to the list!!!!
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Honestly this isn't that inaccurate.
Coulson: We’re having a baby.
Daisy: Oh congratu-
*slamming adoption papers on table* May: it’s you, sign here.
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happy happy happy birthday babe @firstkill 🎈🎉💕
love you, hope you have the best day!!
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There was a chore wheel. I did turn it back whenever Skye changed it.
If you used the training equipment, you cleaned it afterwards. That's still the rule on the base. We don't talk about Ward. I taught Skye to clean her equipment properly.
How do you know about Snowy?! They made it make the most pathetic wounded puppy sounds whenever it got stepped on- it made you feel guilty over 'hurting' a robot.
Fitzsimmons and Coulson were in charge of grocery shopping. The one time Skye went along they came back with nothing but junk food and forgot my tea. I was not amused.
Simmons stress-bakes beautifully but is not a great cook. Fitz can cook but can't bake. Coulson is an excellent cook, but Skye/Daisy and I are banned from the kitchen unless making bao or boxed Mac 'n' Cheese. We had communal dinners at least once a week at Coulson and Simmons' insistence.
We don't talk about Ward.
Fitz and Coulson kept finding each other's candy stash until they just decided to have one shared stash, heavily alarmed with laser tripwires. Skye caused much annoyance by finding new and interesting ways to disable said tripwires.
Daisy still loves Twinkies. She still thinks Fitz steals them (it's me).
After living communally for a while, I have so many questions about how The Bus was run.
Was there a chore wheel? Did they stick it up on the fridge? Did Skye keep turning it to avoid having to clean the bathrooms only for it to be miraculously reset the next time she saw it? The whole plane probably got deep cleaned by SHIELD cleaners whenever they touched down at a base, but shared kitchens and bathrooms need to be swept and wiped down at least twice a week.
Were May and Ward in charge of cleaning the gym equipment? Was that how he got her to spar with him for the first time? Did he teach Skye how to wipe down boxing gloves when she started training?
Fitz and Simmons were definitely in charge of cleaning the lab, so they definitely made their own roomba to clean it for them. Did they name it? The dwarves all have names so they had to have. Did Ward keep tripping over Snowy the Bus Roomba and what did Fitzsimmons make it say when it hit things? What did they make Snowy say when Ward stepped on her!!
How did they order groceries? We see Fitz eating popcorn and pretzels in season 1, and Ward mentions Fitz’s candy stash so how did he GET this stuff?? You can’t exactly instacart to “the mobile command unit in the middle of the Atlantic. Yeah, you see the cloud that looks like a dragon? Keep going and make a right.” Did they do grocery runs? Did they write up a shopping list and send some poor level 1 agent to Costco when they touched down? What counted as SHIELD funded and what was a personal expense? Was May upset when they bought Bigelow green tea with elderberry instead of plain green like she asked for? We see Ward making a sandwich in episode 9 so we know they have fresh food, and Coulson has standards.
Speaking of, what was cooking like? Simmons clearly didn’t know Coulson could cook when he made her dinner in season 2, so were communal meals not a thing? Did Coulson just cook for himself and May? How did they hide it?
Where was Coulson’s candy stash and did he and Fitz keep finding each other’s candy while searching for new spots to hide theirs? What. Trashy. Processed. Food. Was. Skye’s. Favorite. And Who Stole It Most Often. I need ANSWERS, Jedmo, ANSWERS
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Don't call me that.
womenofmcu 8th year celebration: favorite moments
→ @just-the-pilot: character development of Melinda “The Cavalry” May
Well, sometimes that’s the price of doing the right thing. No one will understand, and it hurts like hell.
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I bet Coulson took those. He's good at sneakily taking photos of me when I'm not looking.
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Love you too x
Jumping into 2023 like...
Happy New Year!!!! I can’t believe it’s 2023! That’s so crazy! I’ve made so many new memories and friends this year! (Scott, Lottie, Kamala, Kareem, Pietro, Ned, and Azara you are all great new friends) (Fitz, May, and Deke, I love you all and I’m so glad you are apart of my life!) I hope 2023 is a great year full of new beginnings and opportunities! Lots of love from Jemma to all of you!
@asklilmonkeyfitz @marvelous-lights @minced-meat-daggers @azara-stark-strange @asktheblur @wordsmithcreations @melinda-qiaolian-may @ask-scott-lang-whatever @nedleedleleedleleeds @lottie-lokisdottir
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Those look brilliant. Thanks for tagging me, Jemma x
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She's my kid. What else was I supposed to do?
The entire ethos of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is captured in the moment when tiny human Melinda May put herself between Skye and the Asgardian goddess of war I think.
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@daisyjohnson084 please stop messing with my account. Sorry @wholesome-dragon-lady.
Hello! Scott Lang suggested to me a while back to come and say hello but I completely forgot so I’m just going to do it now…so um…Hi, I’m Jemma!
- @ask-jemma-fitz-simmons
“Oh! Well, any friend of his, I’m happy to speak to. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Inz.”
@ask-jemma-fitz-simmons
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That makes you stronger than I am.
Hello! Scott Lang suggested to me a while back to come and say hello but I completely forgot so I’m just going to do it now…so um…Hi, I’m Jemma!
- @ask-jemma-fitz-simmons
“Oh! Well, any friend of his, I’m happy to speak to. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Inz.”
@ask-jemma-fitz-simmons
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