"The sword does not kill. The hand kills. The hand is the most beautiful part of a human being, and is capable of nearly infinitely other things than parting men from their ghosts. Once you touch the sword, a terrible tragedy will occur, and your hand will slowly lose this ability. Over time, it will cease to be a hand, and become a sword.” - Kill Six Billion Demons

rb to bring lunch for everybody

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

horse dutifully typing away on a comically large keyboard in front of a beautiful icelandic landscape that is the life right there i wonder if this horse is typing peaceful and joyful messages or sending 20 slurs directly into my inbox

Literally everyone made this, you know!!! Totally a truther!

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

breaking news: my girlfriend just murdered me

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

Texting an elf and ten years later getting a response "sorry lol I got distracted"

2024 the year of the orc

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.