alexander jagnusprotocol newall wrote an episode about mr bonzo the meat clown, made it about him giving a man his FINAL most GRUESOME lap dance, and then totled the episode "getting off". they've finally perfected the most unfuckable monster, and they're daring us to do something about it
something i feel like we donāt talk about nearly enough is the fact that percy is healed by water.
itās so normal to us because itās one of the first abilities we discovered he has. and it makes complete sense. but likeā¦ heās the only demigod with that ability. jason doesnāt get healed by a gust of wind. hazel doesnāt get healed if she touches a diamond. nico doesnāt get healed if a skeleton gives him a hug. annabeth doesnāt get healed if she walks into a library.
like percy could be stabbed in the chest multiple times, he could break every bone in his body, he could be slammed in the head resulting in a crushed skull and hemorrhaging, but get him to some water fast enough and not only is he good as new in no time, but heās stronger and freshly rejuvenated.
itās insane when you think about it. no one else can do that. do you know how hard it is to kill percy? even if heās not near the ocean, he can be healed by rivers and lakes and streams and ponds and all sorts of water sources. water recharges him. it makes him immediately stronger.
thatās a huge reason why i argue percy is the most powerful demigod. yes, heās shown he has incredible super strength and super speed. yes, heās a legendary sword fighter - arguably the best one alive. yes, he has control over air, land, and sea. (deadly hurricanes with heavy winds and thunder and lighting, huge volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, etc.) yes, heās capable of mass destruction. yes he can single handlely cause natural disasters and mass casualties. and yes, heās capable of controlling peopleās bodily fluids, including their blood and saliva. he is terrifying
but even if someone manages to beat him, he dips one toe in some water and heās immediately healed and even stronger than before. whether the injury is internal and external. heās healed all on his own. no ambrosia or nectar or external remedies necessary.
Bonzo does not play around, that description was something alright. Anyway Sam asked Celia out! Gwen is turning into s2 Jon and Alice knows more than she's letting on.
Great episode
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