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mechanisedbastard Ā· 1 day
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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 1 day
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Ive had basically every colour lol im going rainbow next hopefully eheheh
If youā€™ve ever dyed your hair, reblog and list every hair color youā€™ve had in order in the tags.
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 1 day
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Aw shucks :(
"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing
audio on:333
dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 1 day
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Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:
Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 2 days
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I cant gwt over how much percy looks like hes tryna kick annabeth šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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Celestial trio running by please make way!!!! Theyā€™re on a quest!!! šŸ”± šŸ¦‰ šŸ
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 2 days
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living in the general vicinity as the walker scobell is so funny because why did my mutual run into percy jackson at a track meet
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 2 days
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Ur cars flirting with him mate
im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 2 days
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alexander jagnusprotocol newall wrote an episode about mr bonzo the meat clown, made it about him giving a man his FINAL most GRUESOME lap dance, and then totled the episode "getting off". they've finally perfected the most unfuckable monster, and they're daring us to do something about it
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 2 days
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YESSSS!!!!
Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes!
Colin Becher Has Survived:
100 days!!!!!!!
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 3 days
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something i feel like we donā€™t talk about nearly enough is the fact that percy is healed by water.
itā€™s so normal to us because itā€™s one of the first abilities we discovered he has. and it makes complete sense. but likeā€¦ heā€™s the only demigod with that ability. jason doesnā€™t get healed by a gust of wind. hazel doesnā€™t get healed if she touches a diamond. nico doesnā€™t get healed if a skeleton gives him a hug. annabeth doesnā€™t get healed if she walks into a library.
like percy could be stabbed in the chest multiple times, he could break every bone in his body, he could be slammed in the head resulting in a crushed skull and hemorrhaging, but get him to some water fast enough and not only is he good as new in no time, but heā€™s stronger and freshly rejuvenated.
itā€™s insane when you think about it. no one else can do that. do you know how hard it is to kill percy? even if heā€™s not near the ocean, he can be healed by rivers and lakes and streams and ponds and all sorts of water sources. water recharges him. it makes him immediately stronger.
thatā€™s a huge reason why i argue percy is the most powerful demigod. yes, heā€™s shown he has incredible super strength and super speed. yes, heā€™s a legendary sword fighter - arguably the best one alive. yes, he has control over air, land, and sea. (deadly hurricanes with heavy winds and thunder and lighting, huge volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, etc.) yes, heā€™s capable of mass destruction. yes he can single handlely cause natural disasters and mass casualties. and yes, heā€™s capable of controlling peopleā€™s bodily fluids, including their blood and saliva. he is terrifying
but even if someone manages to beat him, he dips one toe in some water and heā€™s immediately healed and even stronger than before. whether the injury is internal and external. heā€™s healed all on his own. no ambrosia or nectar or external remedies necessary.
guys. percy is insane. heā€™s way overpowered.
and i love it.
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 4 days
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Toy soldier mechanism
Gunpowder tim mechanism
Drumbot brian mechanism
(Yes, im writing them all out)
Jonny D'Ville mechanism
Nastya Rasputina mechanism
Ivy Alexandria mechanism
Raphaella la Cognizi mechanism
Ashes O'Reilly mechanism
Marius von Raum mechanism
All the Mechanisms share the last name Mechanism
true and correct!
-mod fen
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 4 days
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
98 mindfulness days.
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 5 days
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Manifesting hes in the next ep šŸ™šŸ™
Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
97 days (without visiting the dentist.)
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 5 days
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 6 days
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So when are we gonna admit as a fandom that Jon is just Ponyos dad but less fishy >:)
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 6 days
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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!
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mechanisedbastard Ā· 6 days
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BONZOS GETTING JIGGY!! WHAT A JOYUS FELLOW!
Tmagp ep 12 spoilers
In the words of Gwen, Jesus Christ!
Good dancer Bonzo confirmed?
Bonzo does not play around, that description was something alright. Anyway Sam asked Celia out! Gwen is turning into s2 Jon and Alice knows more than she's letting on.
Great episode
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