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steve: when are we going to fuck?
danny: what?
steve: shit sorry autocorrect, when are we gonna hang out?
danny: first of all, those words are not even similar, and second, this is a verbal conversation, steven
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danny: you look nice, i want to kiss you
steve: what?
danny: i said if you died, i wouldn't miss you
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danny: i feel like doing something stupid
steve: do me, i'm stupid
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danny: steve, look, i love you, but that new haircut makes you look like a fuzzy potato
junior: you know, in the science fiction film the martian, the protagonist is stranded on mars and has to resort to cultivating fuzzy potatoes for food
steve: ... are you calling me a space potato, junior
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steve: my clothes keep disappearing
danny, wearing a navy shirt: huh, that's weird
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steve: words can't hurt me these shades are gucci
doris: what the fuck steven
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tani: some guy hit on danny at the bar, and steve's going all pd&j
lou: he's going what
tani: petty, bitter and jealous
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danny: i hate you with every inch of my body
steve: well, that's not a lot of inches
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steve: my clothes keep disappearing
danny, wearing a navy shirt: huh, that's weird
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danny, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, sir?
steve: how about get the fuck out – you're not going to drive my truck, you can barely even see over the fucking steering wheel
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danny: what's your street name
junior: lil joons
danny: ... you live on a street called lil joons?
junior: oh shit you meant my address
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tani: how long does it take for your body to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
steve: i believe–
danny: 75 hours
steve: how do you–
danny: there's a clown behind you
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danny, bleeding out: i am not going to get into any more stupid arguments with you
steve, needing danny to keep talking: the moon's not real
danny: how is the moon not fucking real steven
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quinn: i really like this tough guy, sweet guy thing you have going on
steve: it's not an act, it's just i'm tough and danny's sweet
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danny: talk dirty to me
steve: the dishes
danny: what–
steve: they have been in the sink for three days, you still haven't cleaned them after i've asked you to
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steve, high on pain meds: if you water water, it grows
lou: what–
danny: you know, technically he's right
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danny: you're right
steve:
steve: wait what
danny: don't make me say it again
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