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⊹˚. ♡ FIRST DATE JITTERS FT. PERCY JACKSON .ᐟ
the sea boy and the brain child 🦉🌊👩❤💋👨
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i’m gonna put you on ducks
anyway, HI COVES
did you take your test? if you did, i best you did great, if you didn’t YOU WILL DO AMAZAING. YOU ARE A SMART BIG BRAINED BITCH WITH A BIG HEART AND EVEN BIGGER MENTAL CAPACITY.
i’m so tired, even though i’ve been sleeping more? it’s so annoying
and i don’t wanna do my french homework. UGH french is actually living hell
heh me and my friend have a joke that the french classroom is hell and our teacher is satan wHICH SEEMS MEAN AND IT IS BUT ITS SO MUCH WORK
i want a duck SO BAD and my mom said i couldn’t get one wHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE BUT LOOK-
LOOK AT THAT FACE
anyway love ya boo
buh bye 😘
cute ducks!!!
HI MAY BAE
I DID TAKE MY BIG GIRL TEST!!! it actually wasn’t that bad and most of my time was spent just sitting around bc i finished super early but you never know lmao!!
it’s so weird how getting more sleep makes you sleepier??? i hate it lmao that’s why i’m not a big napper
i tried to learn french through duolingo and gave up like a week in that shit is HARD LMAO i’ll stick to my spanish thank you!!
luv ya more girly!!
#i did finish my french homework actually ☝️🤓#i just blasted chappell roan#love you 🥰#COVEY#⊹₊ ⋆ may’s moots
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rip piper mclean and leo valdez you wouldve loved the kendrick and drake drama
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rap drama summation:
drake and kendrick met in 2011 after kendrick's first album release
drake became friends with kendrick bc he was like "this guy has potential" and had kendrick be one of his openers on tour
kendrick had drake on his next album that won aoty
kendrick was featured on the song "control" where he names a bunch of artists and is like "i'm coming for your job" and one of them was drake, who was also the only one pressed about it
PRESENT DAY:
j cole featured on drake's song "first person shooter" where he says that himself, drake, and kendrick are the "big 3" of rap
kendrick features on future's album on the song "like that" where he says that there is no big three and it's just him (basically that he's better than both of them)
drake drops two diss tracks ("push-ups" which is just a general diss, and "taylor made freestyle" where he disses kendrick for featuring on bad blood and delaying his response to the first diss track because of taylor's album release. while also talking about how much he loves and respects her because he's non-commital like that)
kendrick drops his response, and it's a 6-minute diss that calls drake out for EVERYTHING. like using AI to write, mistreating women, being sexist, being canadian (💀), and a bunch of other stuff like he eats him up
kendrick drops a second response called 6:16 in LA
drake drops a response that i hadn't heard of when first making this post so it probably wasn't very good
he drops a third response yesterday, called "meet the grahams" where he addresses it to different members of drake's family (including his son) dissing him for being a bad father, bad son, and bad example (eats him up again) (this dropped an hour after drake's which means he probably had insider information and is playing 4D chess)
we now await drake's response
kendrick dropped ANOTHER diss track called "not like US"
drake dropped a response called "the heart part 6" that was not only bad but completely disproportionate to how bad he got cooked (this diss was not it)
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ITS SO CUTE AHHH
love you MOST 🥰
you ask and i deliver!
may i PLEASE have a TAKE A SECOND, AND TAKE A PICTURE! for thievin’ and stealin’ ?
(i dunno the travis one 😭)
i wanna see how you see him
LOVE YOU BABE ❤️
AHH MY FIRST MOODBOARD FOR THE EVENT 😣 thank you SO much may, u've always got my back girl 🫂 AND YES OF COURSE! here's how i see my fave wallet snatcher 💗 LOVE YA MORE LOML
⊹˚. ♡ THEVIN’ AND STEALIN’ FT. TRAVIS STOLL .ᐟ
the butter cookie bandit and his saltwater taffy thief ✉
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i don’t like a gold rush
uncolored version cause i like it better ⬇️
#oh my god this is stunning#i could not even ATTEMPT this#id burn it up 😊#A TRUE PIECE OF ART THAT SHOULD BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE MONA LISA
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for my resident travis stoll expert, eden (love you 😘)
oops got your keys!
travis stoll:
for you my love ❤️ @cinemaconrad
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emma you work at the speed of light girl
ALSO THIS IS SO CUTE???
LOVE
i’m excited ✨
mwah 💋
welcome to emma's travel agency!
you want to see the world? this is the agency for you!
⛰︎ જ⁀➴ thank you guys sooo freaking much for 500 followers that is insane to me 500 of you follow me?? woah i love you all so so much <33
╭ feel free to request as many as you'd like! but keep it to three per ask ᥫ᭡.
❝ this is for followers and mutuals only ❞
⋆⑅˚₊ this will end on the 1st of june <3
╰ ➤ ᯓᡣ𐭩 please be patient with me, i promise i haven't forgotten about you!
heavily inspired by @moonlightt444's event cause it was GORGEOUS ily marebear <3
✈︎ જ⁀➴ ⛰︎ nestled amidst the bustling city and towering buildings on a quiet little street sits "emma's travel agency." a hand painted sign hangs above the door its cheerful colours a stark contrast from the city's cold and harsh glass and steel.
you push open the door and a calmness greets you. warm light shines from the standing lamp and the smell of old books and coffee wafts around the room. travel brochures line the wall next to a map dotted with places around the world.
a worn plush red armchair sits by the window inviting you to sink into it and dream about the vacation you're about to embark on. the receptionist, a kindly looking lady beams at you, her smile crinkling the corners of her eyes, hinting at the countless stories she has acquired over the years.
time seems to be slower here, it reaches a part of your soul and calms every frayed nerve, and its a reprieve from the roar of the city. here, travel isn't just a transaction, it's a conversation. it's about sharing your dreams and letting the experts at emma's travel agency a weave them into reality.
[ Destinations ]
╰ ➤ ᝰ {mykonos} ᝰ i'll make you a moodboard of anything you want
✈︎ please include what you'd like it to be about!
╰ ➤ ᝰ {london} ᝰ i'll tell you three things that i associate with you and why
╰ ➤ ᝰ {rome} ᝰ i'll draw you something
✈︎ please request what you'd like me to draw! it might be kinda crap but its made with love :)
╰ ➤ ᝰ {sydney} ᝰ give me a character and i'll make a short blurb or headcannons for them
✈︎ please make sure they're from my list of fandoms in my detailed intro post. if not just ask! also please specify if you'd like it to be hc's or a blurb
╰ ➤ ᝰ {tokyo} ᝰ i'll make you a small playlist
✈︎ let me know what type of music/artists you like!!
╰ ➤ ᝰ {amsterdam} ᝰ i'll give you a random image/meme with zero explanation
╰ ➤ ᝰ {maldives} ᝰ i'll plan a date for us to go on
[ Souvenirs ] {mutuals only}
╰ ➤ ᝰ {post card} ᝰ i'll write you a letter
╰ ➤ ᝰ {disposable camera} ᝰ i'll make an edit for you
✈︎ it can be of a book or just of you! it might take me a while to make though - if you would like the edit to be about you please tell me a few things about yourself fav colour, quote, aesthetic etc.
╰ ➤ ᝰ {travel brochure} ᝰ i'll plan a vacation for us to go on
ᝰ p.s ᝰ
╭ again omg omg im so thankful for all of you and ily all sm <33
❝ the tag ❞
⋆⑅˚₊ this was HEAVILY - LIKE LEGIT COPIED - inspired by @moonlightt444, (yes im tagging you again ilysm)
╰ ➤ ᯓᡣ𐭩 tagging a few moots: @skeelly, @percabeths-blue-cookies, @a-beautiful-fool, @nqds, @mqstermindswift, @art-of-fools, @sophiesonlinediary, @reminiscentreader, @missedyour21st, @doyoujustnotwantto, @lost-in-reveriie, @ssparksflyy, @deprivedofbraincellsandsleep, @maybxlle, @shuhuaspookie, @hopelesslyromanticshark, @gergthecat
intro post ✈︎
- have fun lovelies!
emma
╰ ➤ head of emma's travel agency
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wtf 😭
what was i on this is actually insane
i have decided, that ‘french’ is not a real language.
more under the cut (read for an ACTUAL history lesson)...(and a conspiracy theory.)
so, i take french right. and i don’t know if its just MY teacher but, we have packets, they’re full of french vocab words and this packet is the food packet and there’s 168 words in the packet.
ok, so my teacher is in france for spring break and its like the day before spring break and she has to go on all the flights and stuff right? but she gives us an assignment to write a word for eVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE PACKET.
mind you, there are ONE HUNDRED SIXTY EIGHT words in the packet. AND SHE WANTS US TO DO IN ONE CLASS PERIOD. ONE HOUR THIRTY MINUTES.
but i just take it home and it takes me two weeks. she keeps pestering me about it but like that's a lot of words. and my brain is tiny like iM NOT THAT CREATIVE. but i do it.
then, she graded it friday and every. single. page. was red because it WAS ALL WRONG. (not ALL of it but it looked like a battlefield) oh also when i turned in the assignment in was six pages front and back. AND IT WAS ON PAPER??
ok, now i’ll explain the history of french, and why it is not real.
so french. it was created, founded whatever in 842bc. (i did my research)
EH WRONG
it was created as a torture device. they would make the prisoners learn french and die of depression. it wasn’t called depression ofc, i think.
oh, the language they did speak was called birgenstrik. no one speaks it now.
so it’s created as a torture language but they- the birgenstrikeans- realized that others would catch on the their form of punishment.
OH OH OH, by the way they realized this in medieval times.
so, the birgenstrikeans, or as they are called now, the french people, put DRUGS IN THEIR TASTY ASS PASTRIES.
they put it in the croissants, and the baguettes, and the tarts, and chocolate croissants, and cream puffs and madelines and EVERYTHING.
they even fed it to actual birgenstrikeans. so they would forget too.
then they slowly taught the population 'french', rewrote history to call themselves 'french people' and DRUGGED THE REST OF THE WORLD.
so there you go.
(if you are actually french, reevaluate your history. /jk)
buh bye 😘
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CONGRATULATIONS MY AMAZING BOO-BOO BEAR EMMA IM SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOU DESERVE THIS
A 👏 HUN👏 DRED👏 PER👏 CENT👏
love you snookums 🥰
I just hit 500 followers so hehe
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⋆｡°•☁︎ BABY, BE THE CLASS CLOWN
⚜ content...(royalty au) court jester! leo valdez x princess! reader
⚜ warning...none! (a bad attempt at old timey speak lmao but that's it)
⚜ author's letter...its like a reward for finishing my ap gov test lmao!! i wrote this yesterday so enjoy frfr!! I've got some big plans for this series and lemme tell you...it does not end happy- IM KIDDING IM KIDDING...or am i???? MHAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU HAVE TO READ ALL OF IT HA HA GET TRICKED BOZO!! anyways, no fr, enjoy yall!! off to write my english essay that's due today lmao-
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"there will be a new court jester today," the king grumbled over diner, ignorant to the glance shared between his children, his prince and princess.
"and what of the last one? i found him rather amusing," the princess asked, her eyes locked onto her knife dutifully cutting through her meal and refusing to met her father's gaze, which was surely scrutinizing.
"well, daughter, i did not find him amusing. not in the slightest. he's lucky i still allow him to live in my kingdom. perhaps i'll tax his neighborhood a bit harsher. what do you think, boy?" king zeus questioned, looking over at prince jason, who froze slightly at the attention being drawn to him. he swallowed thickly but begrudgingly nodded his head in agreement, knowing it was better to agree than to argue. king zeus smirked, proudly, before laughing and shaking an approving finger at jason, who was cringing away from the action.
"ha! you'll make a great king one day, my boy! you're learning from your old man already," king zeus all but cheered. he returned to his meal, once more missing the glance shared between the siblings, which silently spoke of promises to never turn out like the man at the head of their table. then, they, too, ducked their heads and ate their meals in silence, typical of the royal family meals. conversations were few and far between.
the day passed in a droning way. no amount of walks through the garden or passes around the sitting room made the hours pass faster. you even attempted to help jason write the love letter he'd been meaning to send to the general's daughter, reyna, but he was quick shoo the girl out of the room. he insisted that since she knew not of love that she'd be more detrimental to the process. the princess simple rolled her eyes at the boys childish argument but knew it to hold some weight. he was, sadly, right in his assessment.
"you didn't mention he was my age," you whispered to your father as the court jester walked into the room. he was slightly aloof, to be blunt. but, he had a charming smile, one you were struggling to not return. you were sure he'd be amusing, but you weren't the one he had to win over.
"i didn't think it was importance," replied your father with a cutting glance. "sit straighter. you're a princess, not a peasant."
"yes, my lord," you muttered back, your back resting parallel with the throne, which you had grown to hate. it had been your eldest sisters, long long ago. princess thalia had long since left the kingdom, here one morning and gone the next. there have been rumors of a princess turned huntress among the trees but your father never believed them, refusing to send people to look for the girl, going as far to exile her. but, when the moon was high in the sky and you were struggling to sleep, you could always swear you'd hear her laugh carried on a breeze or comforting words whispered near your ears. though, despite the years passed, the throne never felt quite right or quite like yours. it's always be thalia's no matter how hard your father tried to erase her image.
"one can only hope youre having the finest evenings, my lords and lady," the court jester accounted as he walked closer before kneeling before the three. prince jason glanced up from his hands to the boy but that was all the acknowledgment he'd give for the rest of the act. jason never understood the court jesters and found the whole thing boring, which he'd only tell you late at night when he'd walk you back to your room.
"we always do," you whispered, flirting your eyes from the large windows to the boy, nearly jolting at the shock that his eyes were already locked on you. his warm brown eyes, so far contrasting the blue eyes you were endlessly surrounded with. and you found them just captivating, the deep and - strangely - the hunger that hung in them. you were so enchanted by the boy you were nearly leaning out of your seat just to be closer to him.
"continue! please, i'd love to laugh this evening, jester valdez. let us determine if you'll here to stay or not, no?" your father's voice boomed, jolting you out of your stupor. similarly, the court jester cut his eyes from the stunning princess and back to the king, where his attention should have been the whole evening.
"well, one can only hope to stick around. I mean, look at those drapes! i'd spend my days admiring them if you'd let me, my lord," the boy jested, as he was sent to do, earning a few chuckles from the king. and the princess would have laugh too, if you'd been able to tear your attention away from his features and to his words. the rest of the evening went swimmingly, the royal family a fit of laughter by the time the court jester was bowing. even jason had managed to crack a smile and a few chuckles.
"i must be on my way. long trek home. shall i return next evening?" the court jester questioned as he rose from his bow, a nervousness that only the princess could pinpoint in his rapid tapping of his fingers against his thigh.
"tomorrow afternoon. after high noon tea. but, if you return the day after is still in question. do not forget it," the king taunted, rising from his seat and leaving the room before the boy could argue. the court jester watched him go before returning his eyes to the princess, who also rose from her seat.
"come, yn, we best be off to bed," jason called, nodding his head towards the direction of their rooms as he began to make his way towards that direction.
"i'll be just a moment, jason," she replied, giving him a pleading look. jason flirted his glance from her to the lingering court jester before back again. he nodded his head and left the room as well. the girl watched him go for a moment before turning to the court jester once more, allowing a gentle smile to grace her lips. she lifted the poofy skirt of her dress and walked down the three small steps to be on the same level as the boy, who tilted his head at her in intrigue.
"something wrong, princess?" he questioned, his brown eyes locked on her and her alone.
"no, no. you were perfect. i've never seen father laugh so hard," cut in the princess, shaking her head at the thought.
"i do not care for his approval," the court jester offered, smiling slightly at the shocked look that came over the dazzling princess' face.
"what-"
"do you enjoy the show?" he asked, like he had said nothing previously, but the twinkle in his eye told her otherwise. and she smiled and hung her head, picking up on his subliminal message.
"i did. i cannot wait to see what you come up with tommorrow."
"anything to please you, milady."
the princess held his warm honey gaze for a moment longer and went to say something in response but her brother's voice cut through the moment. the court jester took a few steps back and all but turned his back as the prince returned to the room, something bordering on a begging look on his face.
"yn! please, i am exhausted. let us go to sleep, please?"
"i'm coming, brother. so impatient," the girl huffed, picking her skirt up once more and beginning up the few steps before looking over her shoulder at the court jester, offering him a smile that had his knees buckling.
"the afternoon cannot come sooner for i'll get to see you again."
"i wholehearted return the sentiment, princess."
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