But I built my own cage out of expectations and lies and I don't know how to get out of it anymore
I lied about the tennis when my brain was just tired
I lied about going out with friends when I needed an escape
I lied about so many dumb, ultimately meaningless things, because I'm that fucking dumb about communicating to people
So don't be sad when I go, I probably should have a long long time ago, but you make me feel so safe and loved and like everything would be OK, and I just can't.
I'm just a miserable fucking liar who somehow convinced people I deserve to be loved
Mom and daddy, I love you so much and I always will I swear but I can't do anything right anymore, there's just something broken in my brain that I don't have the energy to fix, it's not your fault, it's mine for being weak but I'm just so tired even though I have absolutely no right to be
Tamari, guy, you probably shouldn't be reading this, but I love you guys so much, keep an eye out for mom and dad for me, ok?
Matan, you're amazing and insane and I love you, you'll be an amazing 20 year old and also every year after that, make sure you actually go to the Taylor swift concert and after the army become such an amazing linguist that they'll make a new nobel prize specifically for you (or don't, there were so many days that I felt better just by the fact I was talking to you, you bring so much value to the world just by being you!)
To all my other friends, I'm so fucking sorry, I'd split this whole thing into so many more entries if I could, but then I wouldn't have time. Keep being amazing and talented and kind and everything I know you are, I love you guys, and make sure you drink water at parties
And I guess I don't know, everyone else:
You give so much to this world just by being you, not just by your achievements, but by the way you talk to a person having a rough day, or helping with assignments, or whatever else
I'm sorry that this is dumb, I don't really know how to write this type of letter,
Maybe I'm in a world that's quieter now, where I can be what I'm supposed to be and I have a boyfriend like I'm supposed to have and I'm just, better at being a person
Maybe I'm just going to remain as the idea of a person, and hopefully fade away soon enough
Maybe I'm just nothing, now, there's a certain peace in tha
Reading multiple papers in order to check what is the best format for a sui letter I'm writing is literally the most me branded thing I've done in years
I actually missed cutting so much I didn't even realize
Like there's just something so calming about it, and I can actually fall asleep after doing it, I didn't realize how much I missed seeing my wrists all bloody
I'm a zionist that even lives in israel and fully believes that our army is doing the best it can under these circumstances and should keep doing so until we get our captives back and or get some kind of reassurance that hamas is going to stop killing people whenever it feels like it!
I'm exactly the worst fucking person you've ever heard of! Come tell me why!! It's not like you guys are doing anything useful except yelling at random Israelis anyways!
Oh also if that's not enough I'm also a complete idiot who failed her test in infi if that helps!!
Thanks in advance!!
The struggle between wanting to get reasons to kill myself and also being surprisingly proud of myself for breaking the chat gpt algorithm to allow it to give me those reasons
The struggle between wanting to get reasons to kill myself and also being surprisingly proud of myself for breaking the chat gpt algorithm to allow it to give me those reasons
VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
Ok, so, we actually learned in Bible class that there are like 80-ish named women in the Bible, and honestly that kind of tracks.
I'm talking only about women that are actually discussed, so I'm not going to include all of David's wives because they aren't named. therefore, any yuri written about them could be considered between fully original characters, not Bible Yuri.
So, based on that, we have two options on how to calculate that
Option 1. The simple (and slightly boring) option:
We simply calculate every possible combination, and if we are only talking about pairings, we get 80 choose 2 which would give us like 3160 possible pairings
But that's boring and basically nothing, so if you were to calculate every single possible yuri grouping of women from the Bible you'd end up with 1.208925...E24 possible pairings
Which is great and more
But that doesn't count. It doesn't care about timeline continuity, and would set up eve with vashti which just.. feels wrong.
So option b.
We try to sort it mildly into timeliness?
Like I'm not that insane, so I'm not going to go through and document the lifespan of each woman in the Bible, because a. We'd end up with a super low number and b. I have a test I need to study for (but if anyone else want to do that feel free to!)
But, if we roughly separate the Bible into it's books, we could maybe have a somewhat better understanding (also, back to doing it in only pairs cause I want somewhat manageable numbers)
So, based on this website in genesis , we have 24 women, so 276 options
Judges - 8, 28
Exodus- 9, which gives us another 36
Leviticus- 1, none
Numbers- 10, 45
Deutronomy- none.
Nevi'm
Joshua - 5, but 4 are the same as before so 4 more options
Samael- 18, 153
Kings- (no. I am not separating it to a and b sorry) 29, 406
Joshua- no new ones, none
Jeremiah- same, none
Ezekiel- 3, 3
And. The only woman in any of the minor ones are two which are definitely yuri and together in Zechariah- 1
Ktuvim!!
Chronicals- 32, 496
Psalms- 2, 1
Job- 3ish?- 3
Ruth - the most yuri book in the Bible, only three women- 3
Esther- 3, 3
Which brings us to a total of 1,458 possible yuri pairings
(Also, a. I'm Jewish so idk anything about the new testament maybe there's more yuri there, and b. The definitive worst thing about this experience was finding the names of all the books of the Bible in English (which I'm sorry but really suck compared to hebrew)
Computer. All possible Yuri pairings in Bible. Calcilate.