we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

Ok last femtanyl post

4:AM im on an ODISSEY ! ! ! ! ! !

More Machine Witch

The smile on her face (⊙v⊙) is just an etched trail, not the real mouth making an expression

Not that she's a treacherous or low-key gloomy kind of figure though. She indeed lives up to the jolly vibe she gives off

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

Producers in fantasy world would have metrognomes in the studio who are gnomes with scientific precision at keeping tempo down to a fraction of a BPM. Elves have attempted to study this skill to no avail. A select few dwarves have managed to harness tempo sync abilities likely due to their proficiency in mining, as such they are popular in industrial DJ sets

absolutely huge news everyone i caught my tail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

And at last, the Archivist looks up.

the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.

women’s right to respect isnt determined by how fuckable you think they are btw

thank you for teaching me how to kill (id in alt)

why do you think you’re a woman?

because women are swagful and im also swagful. come on now this is rookie shit.