Vittorio doesn't have a blog so he just told me to say here, and I quote "I may be old as hell but at least I've learned video game characters"

"Zelda's the name of the protagonist right?" - Me, to Vittorio while we're being taken to trial "I hope you're fucking kidding." - Vittorio, glaring me down like I just broke pasta noodles in his face

The fact that I convinced Mickey to do a Team Rocket cosplay with me is even funnier when you remember that our nickname for Pyramid Head is Giovanni Yeah so we may or may not have brought him a bunch of items, he let us live <3

I may or may not be convincing Mickey to dress up with me

So, I just got forcefully removed from a trial. I guess the Entity really did just say that Mickey and I were causing too much trouble. Killer having too tough of a time or something. Oh well. Feels like waaaaay back in school when the teacher wouldn't let you sit near your friend because you two wouldn't stop talking. Sidenote because now I'm back at the campfire, Vittorio says hello internet

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He's literally as tall as the sign wtf

ACE NOOOOOOOO

Mikaela took this picture for me but holy shit the Entity literally turned him into a kaiju

THERE YOU ARE, @hottestwitchinthefo

ALSO OH MY GOD MEG YOUR HAIR

Oh HELL no

what the fuck

Where did you find this footage of me, Mikaela?

Have more photography. This place looks beautiful in the dreamworld. Graveyard vibes

OH MY GODS IT'S BACON

Bacon

Yeah so I said "Hey wouldn't it be funny if I used No Mither and it turns out the killer is the Oni, Kazan?" Yeah we found him two times in a row while I had No Mither

@mashtyxchaosgremlin Do you wanna tell the campfire what just happened? Twice?

So, I may or may not have decided it's a good idea to combine weaving spiders with potential energy. And a toolbox with a brand new part. And deja vu. And resilience. I call this one the brand new part build, because I'm practically a living brand new part addon to the survivor team

Don't care + didn't ask + skill issue + tentacles + he's a cool bioweapon + I like him + Nemesis :)

So. Nea. Why the fuck did I walk in on Nemmy just SHOVING his tentacle into you.