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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident
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BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.
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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing
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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
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I got leeches recently and my cat, Harry, was really interested in them
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hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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Our favorite yoga pose—the shrimp squat.
Researchers often find these small shrimp, Hymenopenaeus doris, hanging upside down, motionless in the water.
While performing this “zombie-like“ behavior, the shrimp look a lot like a discarded exoskeleton sinking slowly through the dark midwater. Scientists speculate that the shrimp might reduce their chances of being eaten by mimicking a sinking molt.
This odd behavior might also be an adaptation to conserve energy since the shrimp live at depths where the seawater contains very little oxygen. Animals found in low-oxygen environments have a harder time moving rapidly or for long distances.
Learn more about these deep-sea yogis on our YouTube channel.
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still have no idea what I'm doing but blender has been fun!!
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If you're in the United States, I'd highly recommend Govtrack.us!
This website allows you to:
Find your government representatives and their contact information
Find subject areas of legislation that interest you, and get email alerts on actions in those areas
Track the progress of bills in Congress
You can use this information to stay updated on the goings-on in Congress, respond to potential legislation, and call your representatives.
Track your government! Radio tag them like sea turtles!! Band them like birds!!!
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Guess what day it is!
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Cashapp: $vixxey777
Venmo: @vixxey777
Hey everyone! I cracked my upper canine tooth in half and desperately need to have it pulled because I now have an exposed nerve. I do not have dental insurance and the cheapest dentist charges $130 for a tooth extraction. I currently have $9 to my name. I have been using an insane amount of clove oil and abesol but it is not cutting it. If anyone can help me with ANYTHING to get this out ASAP, I would be incredibly grateful!!!
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AND THUS, HE WILL BE BAPTIZED BEFORE THE LORD...
"JET FUEL CANISTER"
Happy birthday!! I bought this guy today he took all my money and needs a name
WAIT CAN I NAME HIM???
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Happy birthday!! I bought this guy today he took all my money and needs a name
WAIT CAN I NAME HIM???
#cryptic clicks#pleas...... you DO NOT HAVE TO SAY YES TO THIS YOU DO NOT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY YES TO THIS I PROMISE ITS OKAY
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Birthday quintuplets!!! Happy birthday to you and to me and the others too!!! Wahoo! 🎊
BIRTHDAY TO ME, Ememolia, the SPICIEST marinara, Capt. Coelocanth, and the King of the Netherlands!!!!!!!!
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same birthday!!!! happy birthday to us!!!
WAIT HOLD ON BIRTHDAY QUADRUPLETS???? between me, the SPICIEST marinara, capt. coelocanth, and the King of the Netherlands!!!
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