These are like the same type of guy to me
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tick tock on my cock
dj blow my penis up
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I think the timeline diverted horrendously when we called Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper instead of Brad’s drink as originally intended
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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction
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do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted
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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.
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feeling like the health inspector
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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