do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted
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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.
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feeling like the health inspector
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good
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