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sirius: i hate it when an artist covers a song and changes the pronouns like can't you just be gay for three minutes
remus: just the other day you were changing the pronouns to an hozier song...
sirius: and that's the same thing how?
remus: can't you just be straight for three minutes?
sirius: ew, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Whatever you do, don't think about Barty having lost his whole friendgroup and having to walk the corridors of Hogwarts, the corridors he used to walk with his friends, as a whole other person.
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Ik we're all sad and gay and love angsty fics. BUT imagine an au where all the Slytherin skittles live and they all come back to Hogwarts in Harry's fourth year for various reasons EXCEPT they don't know the others are alive and also polyjuiced.
JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS
Barty and Evan accidentally end up in the same room and Evan's trying to act normal. He's cosplaying some generic subject's teacher and actually tries to be a good teacher so he doesn't blow his cover. MEANWHILE MAD EYE MOODY OVER HERE IS LIKE YOOO I TURNED MY STUDENT INTO A FERRET DO YOU WANNA GET DRUNK WITH ME??
Pandora doesn't even try to act like anyone but herself. The students just think Sibyl Trelawney had a psychotic break or something. But this new Sibyl is so much better they don't even complain.
Regulus sends the Astronomy teacher some anonymous money so she takes a spontaneous trip and he takes her place. He does meticulous research on her, talks to all her family and not until he's absolutely sure that no one can tell he's not actually her, he goes to Hogwarts to look after Harry.
Dorcas straight up kidnaps Snape and puts him in a cupboard. Whenever people hear his cries for help she gives them homework and deducts points from Gryffindor, even if they're teachers.
Dorcas is the last to stay hidden, no one knows it's her pretending to be Snape until her potion wears off and she's like What the fuck, guys? You're all idiots
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I love my country so much, you guys should visit
People from this country are so cool
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[Pandora staring at a shirtless Regulus smoking and reading a book by the window alcove.]
Pandora:
Pandora: Okay. Those who agree Regulus is hot, say aye. Aye.
Barty: Aye.
Dorcas: Aye.
Evan: Aye.
Marlene: Aye.
James: Aye.
Pandora: …
Pandora: MARLENE???
Pandora: JAMES POTTER?!?!
Marlene: hey I may be a lesbian but I’m not blind.
James: I’m blind but that has nothing to do with anything, he’s just hot.
Pandora:
Pandora: That’s not what I had a problem with but okay.
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Their friendship is so underrated
dorcas is to barty what pandora is to reg
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Constantly thinking about Sirius, Regulus, and Barty changing their last names to Lupin, Potter, and Rosier to sever that particular tie to their garbage parents
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And of the few things Snivellous got right, saying that James strutted was the most truthful
Of all the things Harry got wrong, saying James didnt strut was the biggest
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maraudersbitch2-0
replace one word of your url with bitch
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reblog to pet the sad cat
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He definitely was very jealous
Heather- Wolfstar
The air was hot and smelled of sweat and the illusion of sex. Remus sat in the corner of the party that celebrated the win Gryffindor had over Slytherin. James was busy being fawned over by a few girls that didn't know about Regulus, and boy was Remus waiting till they found out.
Sirius on the other hand. His Padfoot, his everything, was flirting with another girl. His hand was on her waist, his eyes undressing her as he whispered seductively in her ear. Remus wanted to run away, to throw up, to do anything but look at Sirius with another person, specifically a girl.
Because what chance in this living hell did he have? Sirius was the epitome of beautiful with his luscious curly hair, and his smooth perfect skin. Whereas Remus with many dark scars across his face, his hair short and knotty, did not have a bloody chance.
Remus leaned against the wall, glaring daggers at the girl with Sirius while sipping on his neat whiskey. There was no need to remember what had happened tonight, so it was best to forget it.
Sirius was still all over the girl, his lips roaming her neck and collarbone, his hands touching her how Remus wanted to be touched by him. He scoffed at the thought of that ever happening. How could he even imagine it? Sirius pulled away slightly from the girl and looked straight at Remus.
'How did he know I was standing here,’ thought Remus, his eyes going wide. Stormy grey met chocolatey brown, and Sirius winked at him. Winked, before turning back to that girl and dismissing her like a fly.
Sirius moved away from her and started walking to Remus, who was now staring at his shoes and fumbling with his now empty cup. Maybe he was just seeing things. Alcohol has that side effect, right?
Sirius stood in front of the taller boy and lifted his chin up with his hand. He stood up on his tippy toes and pressed his lips to Remus’s, kissing them softly and gently.
Remus dropped his cup and wrapped his arms around Sirius’s waist, holding him up and pulling him close. Their kiss breaks and Sirius whispers, "Jealous Moony?"
Maybe he did have a chance after all.
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Sirius in his head: Stop grinning for fucks sake
cease - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 218
"Regulus! Oi, Reg! You- I like your shirt!" James called across the courtyard to the younger boy, who looked up and rolled his eyes before turning away and whispering to his friends, who burst into chuckles.
Sirius didn't even wait for Crouch and Rosier's laughter to cease before pulling James away to hiss at him, "Enough is enough, Prongs."
"What?" James asked, somewhat miserably. It hadn't been his best compliment, sure. Regulus was, after all, wearing his school uniform. But it just looked so good on him, so much better than it looked on anyone else, and James's brain got so fuzzy around the Slytherin, he just yelled out whatever came to him, and-
"Stop fake-flirting with him. I know he's a bit of a prat, but he's not, like, Snape, or anything. Give him a break!" Sirius snapped, gesturing to his brother, who was now sneaking glances at them.
But Sirius's answer didn't compute. "Fake- what?" James asked, confused. "Sirius, I'm not faking."
"You're not?" Sirius gasped, looking equally relieved and disgusted. "You really fancy Regulus?"
"Yes," James admitted, his expression going soft. How could he not?
"Well," Sirius breathed, looking to his brother and back to James. "Stop real flirting then, you perv!"
But he was grinning, and somehow, James had a feeling that Sirius approved.
For @starchasersunseeker!
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Rosier twins Headcanon:
Headcanon that Evan always made sure that Pandora was careful with her work so she wouldn't hurt herself so after Evan died Pandora started not caring and that's how the accident happened.
Have a nice day 😊
#marauders#pandora rosier#evan rosier#evans death affected her the most#barty tried to stop her#he couldn't#slytherin skittles
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Barty: *kicks a 1st year so he has an excuse not to revise*, *sets fire to the Library so Evan and Regulus pay attention to him instead of revising*
Also, Barty: *gets top marks*
Regulus: How the fuck did he do that?
Evan: I'm going to guess that it's the power of ✨️daddy issues✨️
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Barty is the world’s biggest passenger princess. The second he’s in the car his shoes are kicked off and he has his feet in Evan’s lap in the drivers seat. He has the best playlists so there’s never qualms about him being on aux. When they stop for drinks, Barty gets basically a cup of pure sugar to chug down and makes a big show of clearing out the cup holders to make space for their drinks. He literally just throws the empty cups in the back seat and Evan glares at his call for praise every time because he’s the one who will actually be throwing them out
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THIS FANDOM WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME ISTG
10 things only James Potter knew about Regulus Black
1) In July 1976, he came to the Potters through their floo together with unconscious Sirius. He left again before Effie and Monty came.
2) After his brother got away from home, he continued to secretly check on him.
3) He threatened Snape into not spreading the information about Remus being a werewolf.
4) He hexed another Slytherin for insulting Pandora.
5) He got punished for it by his mother. That was the second time he came through the Potters's floo.
6) He spent most of his nights at Hogwarts in the astronomy tower.
7) Regulus had violent nightmares that left him shaking. Sometimes, the shakes didn't stop for hours.
8) His touch was like the ocean - engulfing, gentle, but also powerful.
9) Before he left for the cave, he obliviated James in his sleep.
10) The obliviate didn't work.
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