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maolonq · 5 months
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if id have to choose well...
Definetly older Lloyd
But damn
So hard to choose
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i just… how did… what even…whaaat??? lloyd vs also lloyd???????
keep reading for propaganda!
LIL LLOYD:
aight listen here this lil gremlin is the most annoying little brother EVER
like him freeing the serpentine JUST for candy was literally the cause of half the problems in ninjago
but he also had to put up with so much shit like being abandoned at a school for bad guys and then living alone for who knows how long after running away and then learning that your dad now has four damn arms and you’re gonna have to kill him some day because of destiny 
but he still manages to be so hilariously annoying despite all that
so OF COURSE my boi deserves this title
LLOYD:
look he is THE tortured main character like how many times has he suffered in the past 17 seasons?? but despite that he’s still an awesome leader and mentor (well, most of the time) and have i already mentioned that he is the legendary green ninja? meaning that he could absolutely murder you but doesn’t because he’s the kindest wisest most goodhearted guy in all of ninjago :)
oh and he absolutely LOVES candy
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maolonq · 5 months
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second half of skybound is fun because Kai and Zane (the stubborn optimist and moral compass, respectively) have been shelved so we get to watch Nya (who thinks “bombs” is the answer to every puzzle), Cole (no thoughts head empty), and Jay (just went through so much character development and hasn’t slept in a week) run around like headless chickens while Lloyd (confused 12yo) tries his best to be the Adult in Charge but he couldn’t even do a pirate accent right and it really struck a blow to his self esteem so everything else just sorta falls apart
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maolonq · 5 months
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damn this true
Every time I get a compliment irl be like:
You got the wrong person dude
*proceeds to make myself as trash as possible
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maolonq · 5 months
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maolonq · 5 months
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A cooking tutorial
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English added by me :)
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maolonq · 5 months
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like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
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maolonq · 5 months
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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.
I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.
I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.
There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me
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maolonq · 5 months
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Master of Spirit
When I heard @taddymason ‘s Kaida’s animal was a fox i HAD to draw it. Also northern lights because YES. This isnt my best work but i really hope yall like it because Kaida is SO COOL
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maolonq · 5 months
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A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.
Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.
What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.
Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.
What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.
Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.
What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.
Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.
It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
-Xanthe
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maolonq · 5 months
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too exhausted to write full post but too anxious not to post:
gf has an old traffic ticket that she couldn't pay, cops say she now needs to pay $635 or they'll put a warrant out. please help. please, please help.
i'm indigenous and jewish, we're both disabled autistic trans women. we live in my gf's car. we have no support system irl. we have no families and the only friends i have are completeltly flat broke and have their kids as their priority.
paypal.me/sitanahua
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maolonq · 5 months
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too exhausted to write full post but too anxious not to post:
gf has an old traffic ticket that she couldn't pay, cops say she now needs to pay $635 or they'll put a warrant out. please help. please, please help.
i'm indigenous and jewish, we're both disabled autistic trans women. we live in my gf's car. we have no support system irl. we have no families and the only friends i have are completeltly flat broke and have their kids as their priority.
paypal.me/sitanahua
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maolonq · 5 months
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maolonq · 5 months
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tysm for reblogging it and making it appear on my dash ^^
I desperately needed this
If you're the person in your friend group who initiates conversations 90-100% of the time, it can feel tempting sometimes to just stop contacting people to see if they will reach out, and therefore if they actually like you or if you are inflicting yourself on them. The problem with this is there are multiple flaws that can't be overcome in this type of test, including the fact that if you always reach out and suddenly don't, people will assume you're busy rather than that you want them to reach out, or just the fact that some people genuinely enjoy your company but hate or are terrible at remembering to reach out. So basically don't immediately assume that silence always equals disinterest or disdain; that's your own hangups talking, not the people you care about.
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maolonq · 5 months
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Carmen Sandiego post!
@vileacademyofficial what are your opinions on the fact that the cleaners/the janitors (Boris and Vlad) are the most secretive vile employees because they almost NEVER TALK and NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. This thought kept me up last night and I need y’all to acknowledge this because the cleaners are actually my fave cs vile operatives
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maolonq · 5 months
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Watch This When Life Gets Tough...
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maolonq · 5 months
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You're not autistic, you're just a little silly!
And you cry when people change things but that's unrelated-- :D
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maolonq · 5 months
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You're not autistic, you're just a little silly!
And you cry when people change things but that's unrelated-- :D
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