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Pretty bold of Brandon to make a planet whose defining feature is bisexual lighting
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Why did Jonny put his full legal name in the podcast
This haunts me
#not cosmere#not Cosmere at all I just have no where to say this#but it needs to be said#the magnus archives#tma#it haunts my every waking hour#why. why did he do that
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What are these boops? What does it mean if I boop someone?
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I hate it and I’m so tired. I don’t even get plot relevance for this.
The nightwatcher is only supposed to hand out curses with boons and only if you ask. RUDE.
Microdosing taravangians curse by having brain fog
Just want to be smart again
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Microdosing taravangians curse by having brain fog
Just want to be smart again
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SIR-
What the fuck
#new secret project#here we go again!#you cannot stop this man from writing#brandon sanderson#cosmere
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Someone’s gonna invent colored contact lenses on roshar and everyone will lose their fucking minds
Imagine that it’s in internet age roshar too, rosharan eye color discourse.
How do you think they would react to the novelty ones like flowers or cat eyes too
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He does not in fact show up mysteriously wherever I am playing a flute and telling a story that is somehow tailor made to lift my mood but good try!
Where is MY emotional support storyteller when I’m in distress?
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Where is MY emotional support storyteller when I’m in distress?
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I forgot to say the guardian is Sandra Lynn Faeth so he is haunted by dreams of his ex wife
I should make Kaladin the paladin in baldurs gate 3
And shallan. And vin. Who else
(Not Cosmere but I started a gilear faeth run and it’s so funny)
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The Cosmere playthroughs I’ll probably hold off on until I finish my current ones! (Might spend some time in the character creator though…)
Anyways, here is the Chosen One himself, Mr. Gilear Faeth, one of the Throwup Boys, former Lunch Lad and assistant to the bad kids:
(Apologies for the lack of proper screenshots)
The character customization is a little limited but here is my best shot at recreating this sad and pathetic man. Might look for some mods to get better faces and such
There is no “just some guy” character class so I went with wild magic sorcerer with the lowest possible charisma—even if he tries to cast a spell it WILL backfire. BG3 forces you to use all the ability points so I couldn’t match his character sheet exactly.
The rules for his gameplay is that every combat choice must be to hide or run away. He must never level up. He must always choose the most awkward dialogue choice. This man has ended up de facto leader of this party against his best efforts. He is being carried by them. I think even his magic is against his will. A cruel god gave him powers and no way to use them. King. Maybe he was exposed to magic adventuring with the Bad Kids
I love him so much. Best character of all time
My friend is going to pop into the game now and then as Fig
I should make Kaladin the paladin in baldurs gate 3
And shallan. And vin. Who else
(Not Cosmere but I started a gilear faeth run and it’s so funny)
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I should make Kaladin the paladin in baldurs gate 3
And shallan. And vin. Who else
(Not Cosmere but I started a gilear faeth run and it’s so funny)
#kaladin stormblessed#stormlight archive#cosmere#brandon sanderson#bg3 plans#need to stop planning more bg3 playthroughs#I have a gilear faeth playthrough
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Can’t even threaten to wrap Kaladin in a blanket and take him to therapy like a cat going to the vet because in his storming world he’s THE INVENTOR OF THERAPY
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Sigzil my dear boy what did he do to you
#the sunlit man#ssp4#ssp4 spoilers#stormlight archive#cosmere#brandon sanderson#sanderson secret projects#secret books#ssp
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He should put me in the Cosmere so I can single-handedly double nonbinary rep
I even know lockpicking
#double is figurative ik there’s technically the sibling and maybe implied others#but they’re not human#cosmere#brandon sanderson#let me show up and be gay and weird and collect snails#I even have Fantasy Character Skill of lockpicking (very badly)#I’m bored there’s not enough trans people#show me the reshi king
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Szeth really is a little freak.
Dude. Why are you like that
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Is the measuring a spren = holding it static have to do with a lightweaver trapping the midnight mother (capturing in a drawing?)
Most likely it’s the perfect gemstones like with the thrill
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