My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

this is so real

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

the student encampments being cleared on the grounds of anti homeless laws it’s all so blatant and brazen and interconnected

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

I’ve been struggling financially since a house fire, we’re finally moving back home this week but I need help with groceries and transportation to work 🥺💖

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Is your mental health negatively impacted when you hear about negative current events? Like maybe you feel bad for the people involved but you forget about it right after— that's not what I'm talking about. Do you think about it a lot afterwards, cry, feel depressed/sad/angry/hopeless/scared for at least an hour or so after hearing about it?

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened